Uploaded July 2024 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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hi ColderD & bilibili lol

Original: @pinocchiop youtu.be/lTUVw7wd5qY
UST: @EI_xx hyoutu.be/T0VXDFMkEow
VB: Kasane Teto SV 重音テトSV
Eng Lyrics/Tuning/Mixing: Moonlit_Star

As always feel free to use my lyrics with credit! :)

TL Note:
"へえ" or "eh~" can be roughly translated as "[Wow], really?" or "Huh, cool." I just left it as-is since I'm fairly sure non-JP speakers understand the context at least lol

LYRICS:

Who are you?
Hi, UTuber

Goddammit, they're getting excited
All of those 0's adding up to make you nearsighted
"Is this thing still trendy?" If not, dispose with ease
A flower blooms within a heap of trash -- no one to please

All of the maneaters come by to say:
"Yo, now you're the CEO!"
Despite my pain, I smile in vain--
"Don't you worry, now here's a band aid!"
I want to get drunk off of living
Sobered up by X's, unforgiving
Day turns to night and
Time Goes By

Y'know, my old man used to be
A "UTuber" is what he told me!
Y'know, he told me happily:
A "UTuber" was the best thing to be!

A wholesome and ultra-perfect UTuber!

I understand that you all comprehend
Everyone's laughing at my jokes in attempts to offend
But I still love you all-- love you despite it all
"You'll never be forgiven."
Love Is Dead

Y'know, I heard she used to be
A "VTuber" is what they told me!
Y'know, I heard she used to be
A "cute VTuber" that everyone knows!

Hello/Hello/Hello/Hello
Who Are You?
Hi, UTuber
Hello/Hello/Hello/Hello
Even with no one to listen:
A UTuber

What's done is done; too late to overcome
Some years down and along the line humanity declines
...But life continues on
I've chosen to become an AI, all just for you
I'll keep on screaming to this empty void-- it's all I can do

Y'know, I heard he used to be
A simple human being
Y'know, that day he decided to be
Released from his human body

Y'know, my old man used to be
A "UTuber" is what he told me!
Y'know, he told me happily:
A "UTuber" was the best thing to be!

Hello/Hello/Hello/Hello
Not a human being, but
A "UTuber"

Hello/Hello/Hello/Hello
Even with no one to listen:
A "UTuber"

Hello/Hello/Hello/Hello
Not a human being, but
A "UTuber"

Hello/Hello/Hello/Hello
Even with no one to listen:
A "UTuber"

Y'know, my old man used to be
A Vocaloid Producer

"...So what?"

#vocaloid #pinocchiop #utuber