Uploaded July 2026 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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it's non-fiction! haha gotcha. um. uh. man, is it hot up here or what. haha. oh-
*I am forcibly removed from Open Mic Comedy Night*

(can you tell I didn't have anything to put here and it's 1am while writing this)

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Original: @Chenomio youtube.com/watch?v=LxVv4QneUuU
UST: Saixtr61
English Lyrics/Tune/Mix: Moonlit Star
Voicebank: Kasane Teto SV

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SOCIAL STUFF:
patreon.com/moonlitstar (free to join! I post WIPs here and sometimes files. or you can throw money at me and I'll give you a cool rock every once in a while like a crow)
moonlit-star.carrd.co (info)

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As always, feel free to use my lyrics in your own covers! Just make sure to credit me (and more importantly) the original artist! Also tag me because I love to see them :)

LYRICS:
All of this is a fictional story
Set the theme-- we'll be on our way
Choose your fighter, or allegory
Ready, set, go, and let's play!

"Taking a stroll won't fulfill your roll!"
"You'll lose HP!" ...why would that concern me?
I'm in a bind, wanted for my crimes
Can't stop my mind racing everyday

Well, life is just a game we play
So who's to say who's winning?
Philosophy is paywalled at the end, but we're beginning, anyway
But now here today
Your turn to play-
Head to the next stage!

These noobs all pay-to-play
So I'm goin' my own way
Humanity, reality: are you ready?
GO!

Here we go again and again
Never ending this level
Save or reload?
I don't know a life where I'm not special
Just gotta make it through
I know what I've gotta do-
Light up that leaderboard!
New high record- way to go!

Right, or is it wrong for you to decide the next floor?
Sign off with a "GG"; might as well try to beat my score
Tired of these rhymes
But I'll be just--
Continue? Main menu?
I might need a walkthrough... ;;

All of this is a fictional story
Set the theme-- we'll be on our way
Choose your fighter, or allegory
Ready, set, go, and let's play!

No tutorial design to define
Kinda rough when I'm not at the starting line
Taking on side-quests like I've got time
Not even a "thanks" or a single flag in my sight??
Lost within these dungeon walls again
Hold on--
Is this the end for me?!
I don't even have a health potion in my inventory!

Here we go again and again
Never ending this cycle-cle-cle-cle-cle-cle

Rolling back my run
No more cheats-- easy mode is just no fun
Save or reload?
I don't know a life where I'm no one
Just gotta make it through
I know what I've gotta do--
Light up that leaderboard!
New high record! Way to go!

Right, or is it wrong for you to decide the next floor?
Sign off with a "GG"; might as well try to beat my score
Tired of these rhymes
But I'll be just--
Continue? Main menu?
My HP is run through :(

All of this was a fictional story
Theme was set long before today
Yeah, that's right-- a fictional story
Power on, and let's play!

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