Uploaded June 2024 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
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Compilation mix of rare 90s hip-hop instrumentals from Hard Archive.
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Track 1 0:01
Track 2 3:33
Track 3 7:17
Track 4 9:28
Track 5 12:20
Track 6 15:25
Track 7 18:03
Track 8 21:07
Track 9 23:13
Track 10 26:02
Track 11 28:25
Track 12 31:19
#hardarchive #classicvinyl #strictlyvinyl #vinyl #vinylrip #nostalgia #music #obscurerecords #obscurevinyl #90shiphop #beats #chillhop #mushroomjazz #90s
Compilation mix of rare 90s hip-hop instrumentals from Hard Archive.
If you recognize any of these songs please let me know in the comment section!
Give me the artist and song info and I will update it here in the description box.
Cheers!
Track 1 0:01
Track 2 3:33
Track 3 7:17
Track 4 9:28
Track 5 12:20
Track 6 15:25
Track 7 18:03
Track 8 21:07
Track 9 23:13
Track 10 26:02
Track 11 28:25
Track 12 31:19
![Snitches Get B*TCHES (1972)
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Obscure funk single by Robert Plant and Fed Zeppelin. Robert wrote this song about the newly established United States Federal Witness Protection Program in 1971. The program was still new and the official rules of the government program were vague at best. Robert recalls an account of one of his clients making a strange deal with the feds to snitch in exchange for more b*tches.
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Its easy these days to get paid pimping
Making money off all these men simping
One got caught by the cops now hes snitching
Talking to feds to get some b*tches
[Chorus]
This crazy world is all upside down
Snitches get b*tches (snitches get b*tches)
Until the prison lets me out
Snitches get b*tches (snitches get b*tches)
[Verse 2]
Gonna turn me in for a date with Kim
Help the feds trace me to get with Stacey
Youre gonna tell on me for Melanie
And get me busted for a felony
[Bridge]
The feds got b*tches that are perfect tens
These hookers will pretend to be your friend
They got ass that snitches just cant resist
The government are the ultimate pimps
[Verse 3]
Stabbed me in the back for a piece of ass
Gonna turn stooly to get with Julie
Or drop a dime for that sweet Caroline
Now Im doing time for sexual crime Snitches Get B*TCHES (1972)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/NmEr2lVajas/mqdefault.jpg)
![The Music Industry Must Be Destroyed (1976)
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Come in here, dear boy, have a cigar, youre gonna go far...
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
The music business gonna need stitches
After I slap these punk ass b*tches
Your producer is a f*cking loser
Watch this pimp backhand maneuver
[Chorus]
I must destroy the music industry
With cartoon pimps and MP3s
Make fun of everyone and their mother
Dont test me Im a bad mother f*cker
[Verse 2]
Cruisin for a bruisin through time and space
Slapping CEOs in the f*cking face
Ill backhand your band as the music plays
B*tch slapping that damn DJ made my day
[Bridge]
I got a b*tch slap for your dumb a** too
Come close to the screen so I can slap you
The music industry must be destroyed
Making all the CEOs unemployed
[Break / Outro]
Ill slap that cigar out your f*cking mouth!
Dont test me b*tch I dont f*ck around! The Music Industry Must Be Destroyed (1976)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/NtaD4g4KZFc/mqdefault.jpg)
![Beach is Closed (1985)
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This pop funk single by Richard Magic and The Raiders was released less than a year after the strange outbreak of a new form of pool A*DS had spread through stingrays to the local beaches causing them all to be shut down. The disease was causing the infected wildlife to display bizarre, aggressive, and horny behavior towards humans.
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
These damn stingrays are getting funky
Some say the rays had s*x with monkeys
Theyre stabbing people with their stingers
Theyre taking out their hate on swimmers
These stingrays are f*cking aggressive
Theyre making sure we get the message
Better be careful if youre surfing
You dont want to pull a Steve Irwin
[Chorus 1]
The beach is closed (beach is closed)
The beach is closed today
The beach is closed (beach is closed)
Beach closed due to stingrays
The beach is closed (beach is closed)
The beach is closed today
The beach is closed (beach is closed)
The stingrays all have a*ds
[Verse 2]
The stingrays numbers keep on growing
Now all the best beaches are closing
Been a week since the beach was open
Theyre gonna close down the whole ocean
Everyone is getting infected
Stingrays strike when you least expect it
On the beach you can never relax
Stingrays are also known to smoke cr*ck
[Chorus 2]
The beach is closed (beach is closed)
The beach is closed today
The beach is closed (beach is closed)
Beach closed due to stingrays
The beach is closed (beach is closed)
The beach is closed today
The beach is closed (beach is closed)
The stingrays all have a*ds (Woo!)
[Keytar Solo]
[Verse 3]
The aids are causing strange behavior
These stingrays have no fear of danger
Theyve gotten completely out of control
Theyre stinging people in the a**hole
They dont care if youre already g*y
They killed a life guard the other day
Before you swim Ill give fair warning
The stingrays have aids and theyre horny
[Chorus 3]
The beach is closed (beach is closed)
The beach is closed today
The beach is closed (beach is closed)
Beach closed due to stingrays
The beach is closed (beach is closed)
The beach is closed today
The beach is closed (beach is closed)
The stingrays all have a*ds (f*ck yeah)
[Outro]
You dont wanna get a*ds, b*tch!
Woo!
F*ck yeah! Beach is Closed (1985)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/O0DikilPCLw/mqdefault.jpg)





![B*tch Slap (1967)
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Extremely rare 1967 R&B soul demo version of B*tch Slap by soul singer Reginald Right Hook Jackson, the first cousin of Cornelius Backhand Jackson. This demo was recorded two years before Mike Turners release in 1969. At the time Reginald had been receiving complaints about singing too many songs about slapping women, to which he commented on saying quote They just proving that its impossible to sing ENOUGH songs about slapping b*tches. Reginald, who was considered a sex symbol at the time, dismissed the numerous claims that he had slapped over one hundred b*tches off of the stage during his high energy live performances in the summer of 1967.
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Asking for dinner aint asking for much
You had one job and still f*cked it up
Sometimes you gotta learn respect
I use my pimp hand to correct
[Chorus]
Its called a b*tch slap (b*tch slap!)
Come get your face clapped (face clapped!)
Come get your lip smacked (smack smack!)
You need a b*tch slap (oh oh yeah!)
[Verse 2]
I make money but you spend it all
Dont make me leave to get some menthols
I wont wait to ditch you b*tch
Before I go just one more hit
[Chorus]
Its called a b*tch slap (b*tch slap!)
Come get your face clapped (face clapped!)
Come get your lip smacked (smack smack!)
You need a b*tch slap (oh oh yeah!)
[Verse 3]
Asking for dinner aint asking for much
You had one job and still f*cked it up
Sometimes you gotta learn respect
I use my pimp hand to correct
[Chorus]
Its called a b*tch slap (b*tch slap!)
Come get your face clapped (face clapped!)
Come get your lip smacked (smack smack!)
You need a b*tch slap (oh oh yeah!) B*tch Slap (1967)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/QkfSsEBQRJ0/mqdefault.jpg)

![All I Want for Christmas (1967)
Rare copy of the original uncensored version of All I Want for Christmas performed by Mike Tooth Fairy Jones.
LYRICS
[Chorus]
All I want for Christmas
Is your two front teeth
Your two front teeth
B*tch your two front teeth
Sh*t, if I could only
Have your two front teeth
Then I could wish you
Merry Fistmas
[Verse 1]
Itll be so long til you can say
Sister Susie sitting on a sh*tter!
B*tch you better watch your mouth
I will slap a n****
[Chorus]
All I want for Christmas
Is your two front teeth
Your two front teeth
B*tch your two front teeth
Sh*t, if I could only
Have your two front teeth
Then I could wish you
Merry Fistmas! All I Want for Christmas (1967)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/RD2zgivw-o8/mqdefault.jpg)