Uploaded June 2020 | Updated September 2026, 56 minutes ago

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This is a song written about the racist mob of South Philadelphians who recently protested against the removal of a statue of Christopher Columbus.

Many of them use a Facebook group called "South Philly Born and Raised"


Lyrics:
Let me tell you a story about me
Born in a town called South Philly
Down here we do what we want
The men are men and the women are cunts
My ancestors built this nation
From Grays Ferry to 30th St. station
300 on my SATs
But I’m a genius when it comes to cheese

South Philly Born and Raised
Where the Eagles Fly and the Flyers Play
South Philly Born and Raised
We don’t take kindly to Blacks or Gays

Might find me on the evening news
Defending I-talian statues
Baseball bats, MAGA hats
Domestic beers and tracksuit pants
You may think my views are vile
You libtard cuck with a dyke hairstyle
Don’t tell me Black Lives Matter
More than my spaghetti platter

South Philly Born and Raised
We’ll riot unless the statue stays
South Philly Born and Raised
Let’s burn the books we haven’t read

There’s a hole in my soul cuz
Since they stopped the wing bowl
Too much change round here
Hard seltzer not beer
Living in this nightmare
Public schools without prayer
Sinatra sang My Way
But this country turned gay
Civil war number 2
South Philly vs. you
Now what you gonna do when they come for you?

South Philly Born and Raised
My spirit animal is mayonnaise
South Philly till I die
Give all ANTIFA the evil eye

South Philly born and bred
Pretty soon I’ll be dead
(it’s good that I’m dead)
I’ll slip on a banana peel
(Fall down, go boom, blood everywhere)
After eating my last meal
A cheesesteak with Wiz
(it’s good that i’m dead)
A cheesesteak with Wiz
(it’s good that i’m dead)
I leave behind 9 kids