Uploaded August 2026 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago

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🚨 Live highlight: A quick story about shopping with my son (and a little “drunk shopping” energy) that ended with a Nerf football correction for a rude pre-teen.
Sometimes the best shopping stories aren’t about the deals — they’re about the people you run into.
What’s the most memorable (or chaotic) shopping trip you’ve had with family? Drop it in the comments.
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