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She is Lake Ontario
[Intro]
What lake is this?
Lake Ontario!
What name shall stand?
Lake Ontario!
[Verse 1]
They signed a page in Washington
And held it to the light
Then claimed a stroke of ink could make
An ancient name take flight
But paper cannot turn the tide
Or make the wind obey
She was Lake Ontario
And Ontario she’ll stay
[Chorus]
Heave away, Ontario
Let the cold northwester blow
From the Scarborough Bluffs to old Oswego
Every harbour, hull, and sailor knows
Print what you like upon the maps you show
She was Lake Ontario
She is Lake Ontario
And Lake Ontario she’ll stay
[Verse 2]
Before the stars and stripes were sewn
Before the maple flew
Her name came from the peoples here
Before those borders grew
No president invented her
No order made her waves
She rolled before their flags were flown
And she will roll beyond their days
[Chorus]
Heave away, Ontario
Let the cold northwester blow
From the Scarborough Bluffs to old Oswego
Every harbour, hull, and sailor knows
Print what you like upon the maps you show
She was Lake Ontario
She is Lake Ontario
And Lake Ontario she’ll stay
[Verse 3]
You may command your clerks to type
Whatever suits the day
And scrape the name Ontario
From every chart they make
From Kingston down to Rochester
The answer rides the spray
You haven’t changed the lake at all
You’ve only changed your page
[Chorus]
Heave away, Ontario
Let the cold northwester blow
From the Scarborough Bluffs to old Oswego
Every harbour, hull, and sailor knows
Print what you like upon the maps you show
She was Lake Ontario
She is Lake Ontario
And Lake Ontario she’ll stay
[Verse 4]
A lake that lies between two lands
Can’t bow to one alone
You named the whole as though the lake
Were yours and yours alone
The border’s drawn upon the map
But water slips away
No wave will carry a passport
No wind heeds what you say
[Breakdown]
Can ink command the water?
No!
Can one man own the shore?
No!
And what do we still call her?
Ontario evermore!
[Verse 5]
Raise a glass in Hamilton
Let Toronto join the song
From Picton through the Thousand Isles
Let every voice sing strong
For boastful names will come and go
Like foam upon the bay
But she was Lake Ontario
And Ontario she’ll stay
[Final Chorus]
Heave away, Ontario
Let the cold northwester blow
From the Scarborough Bluffs to old Oswego
Every harbour, hull, and sailor knows
Print what you like upon the maps you show
She was Lake Ontario
She is Lake Ontario
And Lake Ontario she’ll stay
[Outro]
She was Lake Ontario
Long before this present day
She was Lake Ontario
And Ontario she’ll stay
She is Lake Ontario
[Intro]
What lake is this?
Lake Ontario!
What name shall stand?
Lake Ontario!
[Verse 1]
They signed a page in Washington
And held it to the light
Then claimed a stroke of ink could make
An ancient name take flight
But paper cannot turn the tide
Or make the wind obey
She was Lake Ontario
And Ontario she’ll stay
[Chorus]
Heave away, Ontario
Let the cold northwester blow
From the Scarborough Bluffs to old Oswego
Every harbour, hull, and sailor knows
Print what you like upon the maps you show
She was Lake Ontario
She is Lake Ontario
And Lake Ontario she’ll stay
[Verse 2]
Before the stars and stripes were sewn
Before the maple flew
Her name came from the peoples here
Before those borders grew
No president invented her
No order made her waves
She rolled before their flags were flown
And she will roll beyond their days
[Chorus]
Heave away, Ontario
Let the cold northwester blow
From the Scarborough Bluffs to old Oswego
Every harbour, hull, and sailor knows
Print what you like upon the maps you show
She was Lake Ontario
She is Lake Ontario
And Lake Ontario she’ll stay
[Verse 3]
You may command your clerks to type
Whatever suits the day
And scrape the name Ontario
From every chart they make
From Kingston down to Rochester
The answer rides the spray
You haven’t changed the lake at all
You’ve only changed your page
[Chorus]
Heave away, Ontario
Let the cold northwester blow
From the Scarborough Bluffs to old Oswego
Every harbour, hull, and sailor knows
Print what you like upon the maps you show
She was Lake Ontario
She is Lake Ontario
And Lake Ontario she’ll stay
[Verse 4]
A lake that lies between two lands
Can’t bow to one alone
You named the whole as though the lake
Were yours and yours alone
The border’s drawn upon the map
But water slips away
No wave will carry a passport
No wind heeds what you say
[Breakdown]
Can ink command the water?
No!
Can one man own the shore?
No!
And what do we still call her?
Ontario evermore!
[Verse 5]
Raise a glass in Hamilton
Let Toronto join the song
From Picton through the Thousand Isles
Let every voice sing strong
For boastful names will come and go
Like foam upon the bay
But she was Lake Ontario
And Ontario she’ll stay
[Final Chorus]
Heave away, Ontario
Let the cold northwester blow
From the Scarborough Bluffs to old Oswego
Every harbour, hull, and sailor knows
Print what you like upon the maps you show
She was Lake Ontario
She is Lake Ontario
And Lake Ontario she’ll stay
[Outro]
She was Lake Ontario
Long before this present day
She was Lake Ontario
And Ontario she’ll stay






![(Bowen Island) Rock in the Strait
Rock in the Strait (Bowen Island)
[Intro]
Yeah…
From the ferry dock to the deep woods…
Bowen stand up…
Ain’t no postcard here, this the real side.
[Verse 1]
Yo, I roll off the Queen of Cap, rain hittin’ my brim
Fog thick, cedar scent sinkin’ right in my skin
This that Gulf Island grit, no glitter, no gloss
Where the tide pull strong and the locals know the cost
Trail through the Douglas fir, keep your step tight
Cougars in the shadow and the moon don’t shine right
Killarney Lake still, but the air got weight
Out here respect’s earned, city boys meet fate
[Chorus]
Bowen Island, rock in the Strait, no bluff
Salt air in my lungs, yeah, the current’s rough
From Snug Cove docks to the mountain’s spine
We grind like the ferry runnin’ outta time
[Verse 2]
From Artisan Square to the backroad bends
Everybody know everybody, watch how you end
This ain’t Vancouver pace, nah, we move slow burn
But the gossip here travel faster than you learn
Eagles in the sky, fish boats down low
Even the calm tide hide an undertow
Winter storms hit, lights flicker, go black
That’s when you know who got your back, no slack
[Chorus]
Bowen Island, rock in the Strait, no bluff
Salt air in my lungs, yeah, the current’s rough
From Snug Cove docks to the mountain’s spine
We grind like the ferry runnin’ outta time
[Bridge]
No mall, no hype, just the forest and the swell
Some call it paradise, some call it a cell
Either way, when you’re here, you feel the pull in your chest
This the island that’ll put your city soul to the test
[Verse 3]
I’ve seen rich cats in cabins and broke kids in the rain
Artists with a dream, loggers workin’ with pain
It’s a mix, old blood and newcomers fight for ground
But the drumbeat of this place still pound for pound
Grew up on the dockside, watchin’ ferries fade
Learned that escape ain’t the same as bein’ saved
Now I rep the rock loud, let the echo fly free
Bowen Island, yeah, that’s the heart of me
[Chorus]
Bowen Island, rock in the Strait, no bluff
Salt air in my lungs, yeah, the current’s rough
From Snug Cove docks to the mountain’s spine
We grind like the ferry runnin’ outta time
[Outro]
No matter where I roam…
This island keep callin’ me home.
Bowen… forever. (Bowen Island) Rock in the Strait](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/JZQWZUK81Js/mqdefault.jpg)

![I like the Bassoon Over Every Other Instrument
[Verse 1]
I like the bassoon over every other instrument
And that includes the human voice
It seems like every time I hear the bassoon playing
It drowns out all the other noise
If a song contains the bassoon
The bassoon can’t help but elevate it
If I hear one in a song
It automatically gets added to my playlist
[Chorus]
Someone decided that the bassoon
Wouldn’t occupy an orchestra’s top position
And if I ever meet that person
They’re gonna need to see a physician
That’s the only time in my life
I’ve been known to advocate violence
If I were a top conductor
I’d put them above the so-called violins
[Verse 2]
There are settings on sound systems
That will amplify the bass
I hired an engineer to make a special setting for me
That blasts bassoon right in your face
When people come by and I turn that setting on
They look at me like I’m crazy
You can keep your Geddy Lee and your Charles Mingus
I’ll keep my Monica Ellis and my Andrew Brady
[Chorus]
Someone decided that the bassoon
Wouldn’t occupy an orchestra’s top position
And if I ever meet that person
They’re gonna need to see a physician
That’s the only time in my life
I’ve been known to advocate violence
If I were a top conductor
I’d put them above the so-called violins
[Bridge]
I’m single now but I was once in a relationship
But that relationship was doomed
Because the only reason I dated them
Was because they played the bassoon
Turns out that love of the instrument
Was the only thing we had in common
Well, that was enough for me
But for them that was a problem
So they dumped me.
Whatever.
I still have my records.
[Final Chorus]
Someone decided that the bassoon
Wouldn’t occupy an orchestra’s top position
And if I ever meet that person
They’re gonna need to see a physician
That’s the only time in my life
I’ve been known to advocate violence
If I were a top conductor
I’d put them above the so-called violins
[Outro]
People ask me what about the contra bassoon
Friends, I don’t want to go that deep
I’m like a person who likes sauces
Mild and flavourful without turning up the heat I like the Bassoon Over Every Other Instrument](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Jpycdf5ua70/mqdefault.jpg)

