Uploaded May 2010 | Updated September 2026, 1 hour ago
Comedian/musician Rob Paravonian uncovers the hidden elitist message in the free credit report commercials and gives you a more honest version of one.
Comedian/musician Rob Paravonian uncovers the hidden elitist message in the free credit report commercials and gives you a more honest version of one.
![The Closeout Sale 2016 Deserves [52 Sellout Week 52]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/gAVuJgq_0q4/mqdefault.jpg "The Closeout Sale 2016 Deserves [52 Sellout Week 52]
2016 may have been terrible, but the sales tho...jokes about the Cubs, complex opinions, nuance—none of these things will be needed in 2017 so you can get them cheap! Its a Brave New World—of Savings!")
![Shape of You by Ed Sheeran, Explained! [Oof, Who Charted?]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/h4ZP70yRYQ4/mqdefault.jpg "Shape of You by Ed Sheeran, Explained! [Oof, Who Charted?]
Will pounding shots with your friends and putting on a Caribbean accent get you women? It will if you’re Ed Sheeran and you’re #1 on the charts!
I try to make sense of the lyrics of “Shape of You” (and why it isn’t called “I’m in Love With Your Body” even though that’s the hook). Along the way we’ll run into Rihanna, George RR Martin, and get a quick cameo from the ’Hoff!
This is the latest in my completely irregular series “Oof, Who Charted?” Other installments cover Jason Derulo, Katy Perry, Meghan Trainor, and another song by Ed Sheeran.")
![The Real Story Behind The Trump Campaign’s New Logo [52 Sellout Week 29]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/hTKKybjR3yA/mqdefault.jpg "The Real Story Behind The Trump Campaign’s New Logo [52 Sellout Week 29]
Everybody’s wondering what the deal is with the new Trump Campaign logo but it’s really quite simple: power is an aphrodisiac, politics can be sexy, and sometimes you gotta just own it. Which is why I set the backstory of the logo to a new sexy jam.
So get out there and vote so we can start sticking some Ts in some Ps!!
Lyrics:
[spoken] Aww, yeah!
I’m gonna make it great again.
(singer)
Cuz I’ma put my T Right down your P
Oh, I know that’s what you really want from me
It may sound wrong, man
But you want a strong man
To make your fears subside
If you want to be great You can’t hesitate
You gotta let me inside
So I can put my T Oh, All down in your P
Aw! Don’t be shy, you know that I
will do it really, really classy (so incredibly classy you won’t believe it)
If you want to delight in showing your spite
I’m here to tell you that I’m your man
You know my brand
You’ll be in good hands (in giant, yooge, amazing, masculine hands)
I don’t have any policies or plans
Except to put my T All down in your P!
That’s what you’ll get when you vote for me.")
![This ad proves wireless chargers are useless [52 Sellout Week 27]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/hg9fhHn7QV4/mqdefault.jpg "This ad proves wireless chargers are useless [52 Sellout Week 27]
This ad tries to sell you a wireless charger but accidentally proves that theyre useless. Are they good for travel? No! Can they charge from across the room? No! Theyre basically only very slightly less hassle than a normal, tiny, easy-to-carry charger!")
