Uploaded July 2017 | Updated September 2026, 2 hours ago

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If you can’t understand how awesome spinners are maybe this song will help. It sings the praises (real and imagined) of the toy sensation that has swept the nation!

You may notice this song is set to the music of my other song “9 Dollar Cupcake.” Comedy music acts usually do parodies, which I don’t normally do, so I figured why not just do a parody of one of my own songs? Does that make it a parody or a re-write? I’ll have to call my legal team on that one and get back to you. Anyhoo, here are the new lyrics:

My fidget spinner spins ’round and ’round
I want to spin it so fast that it lifts me off the ground
I spin it on my fingers
I spin it on my toes
One time on a dare I tried to spin it on my nose

Mom just didn’t get it
when we brought the first one home
But after she tried it
she bought seven of her own
Dad keeps asking questions,
like, “how do you win?”
Dad, that’s not the point,
It's just fun to make it spin!

My fidget spinner can go so fast
It made time go backward and I went into the past
Where they didn’t have spinners
but I didn’t care
Because then I invented spinners
and became a millionaire

I got one that’s blue, one that’s green
and one that’s red and black
I didn’t like my yellow one
so I gave it to my cat (he loves it!)
I take my spinner everywhere, there’s never a bad place
If I become an astronaut I’ll spin one out in space

My fidget spinner! (my fidget spinner!)

I like it because it’s real
It’s something I can feel
Don't ask what it means
At least it’s not a screen

My fidget spinner, I’m supposed to share
But my brother has his own so that’s not even fair!
My fidget spinner can make me smart
It teaches me mechanics and inertia and the conservation of angular momentum… it’s all right here on this chart
My fidget spinner
My fidget spinner