Uploaded July 2016 | Updated September 2026, 2 hours ago

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Everybody’s wondering what the deal is with the new Trump Campaign logo but it’s really quite simple: power is an aphrodisiac, politics can be sexy, and sometimes you gotta just own it. Which is why I set the backstory of the logo to a new sexy jam.

So get out there and vote so we can start sticking some Ts in some Ps!!

Lyrics:
[spoken] Aww, yeah!
I’m gonna make it great again.

(singer)
Cuz I’ma put my T Right down your P
Oh, I know that’s what you really want from me
It may sound wrong, man
But you want a strong man
To make your fears subside
If you want to be great You can’t hesitate
You gotta let me inside
So I can put my T Oh, All down in your P
Aw! Don’t be shy, you know that I
will do it really, really classy (so incredibly classy you won’t believe it)
If you want to delight in showing your spite
I’m here to tell you that I’m your man
You know my brand
You’ll be in good hands (in giant, yooge, amazing, masculine hands)
I don’t have any policies or plans
Except to put my T All down in your P!
That’s what you’ll get when you vote for me.