![The Closeout Sale 2016 Deserves [52 Sellout Week 52] @paravonian](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/gAVuJgq_0q4/maxresdefault.jpg)
Uploaded December 2016 | Updated September 2026, 1 hour ago
2016 may have been terrible, but the sales tho...jokes about the Cubs, complex opinions, nuance—none of these things will be needed in 2017 so you can get them cheap! It's a Brave New World—of Savings!
2016 may have been terrible, but the sales tho...jokes about the Cubs, complex opinions, nuance—none of these things will be needed in 2017 so you can get them cheap! It's a Brave New World—of Savings!
![The Closeout Sale 2016 Deserves [52 Sellout Week 52]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/gAVuJgq_0q4/mqdefault.jpg "The Closeout Sale 2016 Deserves [52 Sellout Week 52]
2016 may have been terrible, but the sales tho...jokes about the Cubs, complex opinions, nuance—none of these things will be needed in 2017 so you can get them cheap! Its a Brave New World—of Savings!")
![Shape of You by Ed Sheeran, Explained! [Oof, Who Charted?]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/h4ZP70yRYQ4/mqdefault.jpg "Shape of You by Ed Sheeran, Explained! [Oof, Who Charted?]
Will pounding shots with your friends and putting on a Caribbean accent get you women? It will if you’re Ed Sheeran and you’re #1 on the charts!
I try to make sense of the lyrics of “Shape of You” (and why it isn’t called “I’m in Love With Your Body” even though that’s the hook). Along the way we’ll run into Rihanna, George RR Martin, and get a quick cameo from the ’Hoff!
This is the latest in my completely irregular series “Oof, Who Charted?” Other installments cover Jason Derulo, Katy Perry, Meghan Trainor, and another song by Ed Sheeran.")
![The Real Story Behind The Trump Campaign’s New Logo [52 Sellout Week 29]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/hTKKybjR3yA/mqdefault.jpg "The Real Story Behind The Trump Campaign’s New Logo [52 Sellout Week 29]
Everybody’s wondering what the deal is with the new Trump Campaign logo but it’s really quite simple: power is an aphrodisiac, politics can be sexy, and sometimes you gotta just own it. Which is why I set the backstory of the logo to a new sexy jam.
So get out there and vote so we can start sticking some Ts in some Ps!!
Lyrics:
[spoken] Aww, yeah!
I’m gonna make it great again.
(singer)
Cuz I’ma put my T Right down your P
Oh, I know that’s what you really want from me
It may sound wrong, man
But you want a strong man
To make your fears subside
If you want to be great You can’t hesitate
You gotta let me inside
So I can put my T Oh, All down in your P
Aw! Don’t be shy, you know that I
will do it really, really classy (so incredibly classy you won’t believe it)
If you want to delight in showing your spite
I’m here to tell you that I’m your man
You know my brand
You’ll be in good hands (in giant, yooge, amazing, masculine hands)
I don’t have any policies or plans
Except to put my T All down in your P!
That’s what you’ll get when you vote for me.")
![This ad proves wireless chargers are useless [52 Sellout Week 27]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/hg9fhHn7QV4/mqdefault.jpg "This ad proves wireless chargers are useless [52 Sellout Week 27]
This ad tries to sell you a wireless charger but accidentally proves that theyre useless. Are they good for travel? No! Can they charge from across the room? No! Theyre basically only very slightly less hassle than a normal, tiny, easy-to-carry charger!")
![Free to Be Fact-Free! [52 Sellout Week 41]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/iEEiTr-lXRI/mqdefault.jpg "Free to Be Fact-Free! [52 Sellout Week 41]
Celebrating freedom from facts! When your family or friends say things you know are untrue, dont fight it, celebrate the differences in our realities! Why not send them this uplifting tune, its positive pop message is brought to you by the Foundation for a Fact Free World!
Here are they lyrics to their groovy song:
Sometimes people believe
things that are untrue
You can try to change their minds
But theres little you can do
You may appeal to reason
And show them evidence
But your arguments will be ignored
To them it wont make sense.
Cause its a fact-free world
And nobodys ever wrong!
Whatever you say is true
If you say it loud
And you say it strong
This is your world now
You decide whats real
You dont need information
Just go with what you feel
So shout the world is flat! to the heavens
Global warming is a hoax! to the rising sea
Its a fact-free world for you and me
Its a fact-free world for you and me!")
