Uploaded August 2026 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
Writer: Brett Stelmaszek
Editor: Catlin Stevenson
Music by: @UFD-Music
Isn’t it awesome that you can trap people, force them to use things without their consent, and then claim you have a billion users?
Gemini is now Google’s fastest growing product, hitting one billion monthly active users in record time. 63% talk to it, 20% of people give it access to their cameras, and all of its possible because they can’t help but shove it into every nook and cranny that Google exists in.
They claim that this isn’t the amount of people who have seen it, but the amount of people who are USING it. But if you’ve touched a piece of the Big G’s software recently, you’ll know how horrifically easy it is to click on any of the Gemini related enhancement buttons.
But sure, good job Google. You’ve harassed so many people after decades of building trust that they caved to use your latest money pit.
Writer: Brett Stelmaszek
Editor: Catlin Stevenson
Music by: @UFD-Music
Isn’t it awesome that you can trap people, force them to use things without their consent, and then claim you have a billion users?
Gemini is now Google’s fastest growing product, hitting one billion monthly active users in record time. 63% talk to it, 20% of people give it access to their cameras, and all of its possible because they can’t help but shove it into every nook and cranny that Google exists in.
They claim that this isn’t the amount of people who have seen it, but the amount of people who are USING it. But if you’ve touched a piece of the Big G’s software recently, you’ll know how horrifically easy it is to click on any of the Gemini related enhancement buttons.
But sure, good job Google. You’ve harassed so many people after decades of building trust that they caved to use your latest money pit.
