MYSTIC PIZZA WITH A SIDE OF DISCOMFORT - First Amendment Audit @KULTNEWS
MYSTIC PIZZA WITH A SIDE OF DISCOMFORT - First Amendment Audit  @KULTNEWS
Uploaded November 2025 | Updated September 2026, 6 hours ago
KULT News visited Mystic, Connecticut and tried the pizza at Mystic Pizza and audited the bank across the street. Would the employees of Chelsea Groton Bank be as friendly as the employees of Mystic Pizza or would they make fools of themselves like so many have before them?

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Often using police body camera footage, 911 call recordings, and covert camera angles, with a few laughs thrown in, KULT News is a First Amendment audit channel you won’t soon forget. Enjoy the deer-in-the-headlights looks as incompetent cops see a mild-mannered citizen just out taking photos turn into a news reporter well-versed on his Constitutional rights right before their eyes.
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Laws may vary but, generally speaking, in the United States, if you are in public you are legally able to photograph whatever you can see. Simply put, your eyes can’t be trespassed. Obviously there are some restrictions on this (i.e., bathrooms, dressing rooms, most courtrooms, locker rooms, etc.) but very few when you are in public. If you can see it, you can shoot it (this rule only applies to cameras.) This is not legal advice.

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Mystic, Connecticut audit recorded on Oct. 7, 2025

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