Uploaded May 2010 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago
Yes, it's real! If you've seen our spoof music video "Puke In My Mouth," then you may remember the fake engagement ring the girl uses to flick off the guy in the bar. Well, here's the official infomercial for that ring. It may not be our usual type of video, but we figured people might get a kick out of it - also you gotta admit the girl is smoking hot. :P
Check out mstaken.com
CREDITS:
Created by Pantless Knights
Directed by Peter Furia
Produced by Peter Furia, David Fine, and Beau Lewis
Line Produced by Kimi Milo
Camera by Art Adams
Voice Over by Debbie Glasband
Music by Steven Gosline
Make-Up by Maria Lee
Starring Abigail Tallman as "MsTaken"
Matthew Fitzgerald as "Bar Douchebag"
Arthur Soroken as "Gym Douchebag"
Tyler MacNiven as "Pool Douchebag"
Support us and go get the fake engagement ring + keychain fob and douchebag playing cards at
mstaken.com
Yes, it's real! If you've seen our spoof music video "Puke In My Mouth," then you may remember the fake engagement ring the girl uses to flick off the guy in the bar. Well, here's the official infomercial for that ring. It may not be our usual type of video, but we figured people might get a kick out of it - also you gotta admit the girl is smoking hot. :P
Check out mstaken.com
CREDITS:
Created by Pantless Knights
Directed by Peter Furia
Produced by Peter Furia, David Fine, and Beau Lewis
Line Produced by Kimi Milo
Camera by Art Adams
Voice Over by Debbie Glasband
Music by Steven Gosline
Make-Up by Maria Lee
Starring Abigail Tallman as "MsTaken"
Matthew Fitzgerald as "Bar Douchebag"
Arthur Soroken as "Gym Douchebag"
Tyler MacNiven as "Pool Douchebag"
Support us and go get the fake engagement ring + keychain fob and douchebag playing cards at
mstaken.com

![THE NEW DORK - Entrepreneur State of Mind (Jay-Z ft Alicia Keys Spoof) | grasshopper.com
Get the song on iTunes: http://bit.ly/NewDorkSong | http://grasshopper.com - This is a Pantless Knights tribute to our favorite entrepreneurs (who are all new dorks). Its a spoof of Jay-Z and Alicia Keys Empire State of Mind, from the guys behind Grasshopper.com (thank you!). We made it because theres a new type of dork that is cooler than ever. Look at tech entrepreneurs, hipsters, Computer Science Barbie - theyre all super popular new dorks! Dont forget to rate, comment and subscribe!
Get the song on iTunes: http://bit.ly/NewDorkSong
or the Jerkin Remix in mp3 here: http://seedwell.com/download/The_New_Dork_JERKIN_REMIX.zip
-beau, peter and david
the pantless knights
CREDITS:
Created by Pantless Knights / Seedwell.com
Produced by Beau Lewis & Peter Furia
Camera by Peter Furia
Line Produced by Kimi Milo
Lyrics by Beau Lewis and Peter Furia
Vocals by Paavo Steinkamp
Starring Paavo Steinkamp & Alison Mei Lan
Instrumental and Song Mix by Jeff Kite
Special guest - TGIF Crew - http://youtube.com/tgifcali
LYRICS:
Now Im in the blogosphere, Now Im in the twitterverse
Fans get so immersed, But Im a nerd forever
Im the new Zuckerberg, And since my website
I been cookin dough like a chef servin killa-bytes
Used to be the basement, Back at my moms place
Buildin web traffic so that we could sell an ad space
Make way for the, One man businesses
Bail outs finished with, White collar criminals
New sega genesis, Entrepreneur time
Makin big plans, To dominate the online
Yeah, Im on YouTube, this is one man
Sharin google revenue, With songs on my webcam
Science is the new art, Databases day to day
Geeks spreadin sheet smarts, Hustle, make the data pay
I could be in Valleywag plus Geekologie
Tell from my avatar, That Im most definitely
The New Dork,
Social networks - what dreams are made of, Theres nothing you cant do
Now youre the New Dork
This V.C. money is brand new, The geek is now damn cool
Lets hear it for new dorks, new dorks, new dorks
Catch me up in Techcrunch, Right on the homepage
Hell, Im on Gizmodo, In a photo bout a phone craze
And Im up in Mashable, weekend trip to New York
Bar pitty, 1oak, parties full of New Dorks
Now Im pitchin business plans, From the backs of napkans
Micro-lend to Africans, Monetize Kazakastan
Catch me up on linked-in, Dog, C.E.O.
You can see where I be, With the I.P.O.
Now Im up in skinny jeans, Now a hipsters lurkin
Used to be a reject, But now Im steady jerkin
Now my glasses mainstream, Now the girlies eyein me
Popular kids copy me, The new swag is irony
Comin from the small time, Girls couldnt find me
Now I scale models, Like I climb on top of Heidi
Start big trends, with tweets that I pass on
You should follow me, cuz Im friends with Ashton
CHORUS
FACEBOOK
http://facebook.com/grasshopper
TWITTER
http://twitter.com/grasshopper
Contact us at info[at]pantlessknights.com THE NEW DORK - Entrepreneur State of Mind (Jay-Z ft Alicia Keys Spoof) | grasshopper.com](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/exmwSxv7XJI/mqdefault.jpg)
![Steve Jobs Tribute We all are Steve R.I.P. STEVE - WE WILL MISS YOU.
Tweet: http://bit.ly/stevejobstweet Facebook: http://on.fb.me/stevejobsFB We made this song and video as a tribute to Steve Jobs for everything hes done to change our lives through technology. Weve all been influenced by him in some way, so to some degree we all are Steve! Thanks to everyone who made this video possible.
Tell us in the comments how Steve has influenced your life.
This song was inspired by Jay-Zs retirement anthem What More Can I Say - check it out here:
http://youtu.be/UIJjK3IV3E0
Thanks!
-Pantless Knights
CREDITS
Created by Seedwell / Pantless Knights
Written and Performed by Beau Lewis
Directed by Peter Furia
Chorus Vocals by Brenna Wahl
Business inquiries: business[at]seedwell.com
Starring:
Pantless Knights (http://youtube.com/pantlessknights)
Brittani Louise Taylor (http://youtube.com/brittanilouisetaylor)
Andre The Black Nerd (http://youtube.com/blacknerdcomedy)
Joey Anderton (http://youtube.com/bambamjoey)
MG Phenom (http://youtube.com/mgphenom)
Maximus (http://youtube.com/americanhipster)
Audio Angel (http://youtube.com/daughterjudy)
Geeta C. (for http://desmondbishop55.com)
and many other friends...
LYRICS
Theres never been a leader this good for this long
This old, With inventions this bold, Or this strong
The simplest designs, Set trends and prove wrong
Streamlined every product, The iPod you all bought it
These hacks, Too lazy to innovate, They crazy
They dont try to create, They just trace me
You know what, Soon they forget who they stole, They whole style from,
And try to reverse the iPhone, Im like... huh!
Im not a hater, The creator With imagination
I drop technology that inspires entire nations.
I call up Lucas, Im big enough to brew it
Im that focused, Plus i knew that Disney wouldnt do it
So the dreams and teams you write about, White em out
Its hard to brag when the iPads in your mouth
Im in...Grey sneakers, I make features, You stay eager
What more can i tell you, Let me spell it for you
S-T-E V-E, Nobody truer than J-O-Bs
And you have to know, The worlds best C-E-O
Turned chairman, Im back to finish the boards business up
What more can I say? What more can i do?
I give this all to you, I know this much is true
What more can I say?
Now you know they love you truly
When you drop a new Mac and you perfect the GUI
And your code aint Foo-ey, Right
That means those lines they bite must be chewy
Chop that and they gone get sueyed, Toast
I dont mean to boast, But damn if i dont flex
Them hackers gonna act like they built OSX
The Andy Roddick, That serves the new product
Far from a Harvard student, Just had the heart to do it
And no Im not delaying it, In fact Im just playing it
This aint the release Im just QAin it
One, Two and i wont stop tweaking it
To Tech blogs, stop false leaking it
Back to the product, The multi-touch screen was exotic
Early adopters and they grandmas bought it
What up Woz, They cant shut up Jobs
Shut down I, Not even God , Im a ride
Lord forgive me for my brash delivery
But I remember vividly, What defeat did to me
So picture me, Lettin this board get at me
Fire me then buy my Next company
I will literally, Kiss Bill G in the forehead
Tell PC forgive me, Then squeeze out the market til its dead
Im not a boutique chop shop, In fact
I got something unique to knock socks off
Young, Steven the God steady droppin heat
Im at the Mac Keynote, Try to cop a seat
I aint never scared, Im everywhere
You aint never there, Google why would i ever care
Pound for pound Im the best to ever grow a grey hair
Excluding nobody, Look what i embody
The soul of a hustler the American Dream
I rose on my own, And made 8 Bill-i-ion in cream
And no I aint from parents with whole lots of cash
Or live any life well above middle class
And my designs aint comin and goin like pop fads
But the real shit you get when you bust down my passion
Add that to my engineerings built to last
Times that by my influence, On computers, communications,
entertainment, music and too much to list
Well see what happens when i no longer exist
What more can i say? Steve Jobs Tribute We all are Steve R.I.P. STEVE - WE WILL MISS YOU.](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ia4joyGYG_A/mqdefault.jpg)
![Twilight Before Breaking Dawn - MUSIC VIDEO SPOOF - MsTaken.com
Get the song on iTunes: http://bit.ly/UnwantedUndeadOrAlive | http://mstaken.com - This video is our TWILIGHT: NEW MOON fantasy: what if Bella was part Buffy and shredded an epic rock ballad?
The story behind this video is that a while ago we got approached by a young woman who had an idea for a fake engagement ring to ward off douchebags. She asked us to make her a video and we made Puke In My Mouth http://youtube.com/watch?v=DJsQcnB6GC0. It was so much fun, we told her we had to make a sequel about Twilight. Hope you guys enjoy - dont forget to leave a comment and subscribe!
Get the song on iTunes: http://bit.ly/UnwantedUndeadOrAlive
-beau, peter and david
the pantless knights
support us and go get the fake engagement ring + keychain fob and douchebag playing cards at
http://mstaken.com. its now only $25 bucks!
CREDITS:
Created by Pantless Knights
Directed by Peter Furia
Produced by Beau Lewis & Peter Furia
Lyrics by Beau Lewis & Peter Furia
Instrumental Produced by Taylor Locke
Vocals by Erica Sunshine Lee
Costumes by Vanessa Johnston
Make-Up by Katie Furia
CAST:
Michelle Nunes as Bella Swan
Beau Lewis as Edward Cullen
Judd Eliasoph as Jacob Black
Peter Furia as Jasper Cullen and Felix
Jay Iyengar as Laurent
Debbie Glasband as Victoria
Amy Barth as Biker Vampire
Arthur Soroken as Aro
Noah Lichtenstein as Caius
Katie Furia as Jane
Christy Von der Ahe as Alice Cullen
Finn Kelly as Carlisle Cullen
Amanda Boggs as Esme Cullen
Andrew Kitchell as Werewolf #2
Arjun Banker as Werewolf #3
LYRICS:
All alone, oh how things have changed
Edward is gone, but these feelings remain.
Im horny now, and I have been all along
I ride this bike, and I wear this thong.
Im a cowgirl, on a Vampire I ride,
Unwanted, undead or alive x2
Jake is nice, until he spits his game
All the people I meet, always want to suck my veins,
Cant they see this Miss is Taken,
my ring sparkles like his face,
Now Ive had enough, its time to rock this place
Im a cowgirl, on a vampire I ride
Unwanted, undead or alive x2
Ohhhh I ride!!
[Guitar Solo]
Im a cowgirl, on a vampire I ride
Unwanted, undead or alive
I walk these streets, at the front of a werewolf pack
Eddies about to die, and now its time to take him back
Im in Italy, [Awww yeeeaahhh!] Volturi sausage fest
Theyre gonna let us go, cuz were not like all the rest.
Im a cowgirl, on a vampire I ride
Unwanted, undead or alive x3
OFFICIAL VIDEO WEBSITE
http://myunwanted.com
FACEBOOK
http://facebook.com/pantlessknights
http://facebook.com/mstaken
TWITTER
http://twitter.com/pantlessknights
http://twitter.com/mstakenring
© Pantless Knights / Seedwell 2009
Contact us at info[at]seedwell.com Twilight Before Breaking Dawn - MUSIC VIDEO SPOOF - MsTaken.com](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/imOliUDsBmo/mqdefault.jpg)


![Dog Doogity Dog Poop PSA for ScoopPoop.org (Blackstreet - No Diggity spoof) ft Martin Luther
Tweet this: http://bit.ly/tweetdoo Facebook this: http://on.fb.me/dogdoogity
http://ScoopPoop.org | We made this video to help raise awareness about how cleaning up your dog poop will improve water quality in Puget Sound (http://pugetsoundstartshere.org). So pick-up that doo! And learn more about what you can do to help Puget Sound at http://ScoopPoop.org
FYI, this music video is a spoof of Blackstreets 90s hit song No Diggity (see it at http://youtu.be/3KL9mRus19o)
Check out the Dog Doogity Poop Pick-up Dance here:
http://youtu.be/XPnq3vkK9wE
Behind the Scenes and Outtakes from the Dog Doogity video shoot here:
http://youtu.be/MzYnyTt26rU
Subscribe! http://youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=pantlessknights
And dont forget to Rate/Comment!
Thanks!
-Pantless Knights
CREDITS:
Starring Martin Luther (http://youtube.com/martianluther) and Mishel Prada
Featured Dogs: Lola and Ranger
Dancers: Paul Benshoof, Marissa Benshoof, Andrea Benshoof, Megan Ryan, Meghan Doyle
Created by Seedwell / Pantless Knights
Directed by Peter Furia
Produced by Peter Furia, Beau Lewis and David Fine
with funding from the Puget Sound Starts Here campaign and the Washington State Department of Ecology.
Line Produced by Kimi Milo
Lyrics written by Beau Lewis
Instrumental by Jeff Kite
Director of Photography: Shawn Anderson
Dance Scene DP: Tyler McPherron
1st Assistant Camera: Alan Certeza
Steadicam: Chris Duerkopp
Grip: Kyle Daley
PAs: Katie Furia and Bryn Anderson
Dance Choreography by Paul Benshoof
Song Performed by Martin Luther
OUR FACEBOOK
http://facebook.com/pantlessknights
OUR TWITTER
http://twitter.com/pantlessknights
© 2011 Pantless Knights / Seedwell
Contact us at info[at]seedwell.com
LYRICS
INTRO
You know what,
I like the Puget Sound,
Dog doogity, no doubt, uh!
Play on Puget
Play on Puget
Yo dog dropped a deuce!
VERSE
Doggy get down, good dog
Baby got her walkin through Seatown
And all around the Puget Sound
Cover much ground, she aint a hound from the pound
In the rain, its a good day
Each and every day, the Northwest way
The girl and her dog, they were fine (wow)
Until they left a doodie, thats a crime (bow wow)
East side to the West side
Pushin I-5, take a ferry ride
I hope she got treats in the stash
Bacon gives her gas
Fast when it comes to the snacks
I noticed that dance
Its on when she kicks like a rabbit
Doggy, when you do your doo, Im gonna help you
Can I get down so I can
CHORUS
I like the way you walk it
Dog doogity
Weve got to bag it up (repeat 4x)
BRIDGE
Hey yo x4
Hey yo, lets keep this clean
Hey yo x4
Pick it up! Pick it up! Keep it green
Hey yo x4
You dont want to swim in poo
Hey yo x4, Heeeeeey
CHORUS
I like the way you walk it
Dog doogity, weve got to bag it up (repeat 4x) Dog Doogity Dog Poop PSA for ScoopPoop.org (Blackstreet - No Diggity spoof) ft Martin Luther](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/jDh12w-jcfs/mqdefault.jpg)
![Trump rallies during Covid | Rap Cartoon
subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/user/pantlessknights?sub_confirmation=1
#stories
LYRICS👇
[TRUMP]
Another day at the office
Eh, Mikey?
Welcome to my huge rally
I’m feeling the energy
We killed the China virus
the invisible enemy
We opened America
Made it safe to breathe
Just a couple hundred
thousand people died
Thanks to me
[SENIOR 1]
We lost friends
Sam and Gretchen
[SENIOR 2]
What if I don’t wanna die?
[TRUMP]
Eh, that’s a nasty question!
I saved the economy
with 3 trillion flat
Call me “Mr. Bail Out”
I brought business back
[SENIOR 2]
But stocks aren’t the economy
Drop the comparison
Just ask 40 million
jobless Americans
[TRUMP]
Antifa! Get him out of here
Until China, jobs were safe!
Not my fault!
Hashtag Obamagate
No PPE from the CDC!
I fixed it all while the Dems
tried to impeach me!
[SENIOR 3]
So it’s us or the economy?
That’s a cold price
You don’t care if we die?
Thought you were pro-life
If you’re sacrificing us
your karma’s due
Cause if we’re getting rid of seniors
we can start with you
Alright, this conference is over
I don’t take responsibility at all
That was a weird bingo night
CREDITS
Created by: Rhyme Combinator, 6 Point Harness
Executive Producer: Reid Hoffman
Producers: Beau Lewis, Ian Alas
Director: Beau Lewis
Vocal Directors: Illmac, Frak
Writers: Illmac, Frak, Pass, Beau Lewis, Seth Brown
Music: Shamik Ganguly, Will Randolph V, Chase Moore
Mix/master: Fai, Deep H20z
Animation: 6 Point Harness
CAST
Donald Trump, Senior 2: Jonathan Kite
Senior 1, Senior 3: Chene Lawson
Special thanks: Sarah Longwell, Dmitri Mehlhorn, Maya Bourdeaux, David Sanford, Saida Sapieva, Greg Beato Trump rallies during Covid | Rap Cartoon](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/l1ABBeNH19w/mqdefault.jpg)


![Sit on my Facebook (Internet Love Song) by The Scribes
iTunes Link - http://bit.ly/atBsId - A social media anthem for nasty nerds like us. When our friend Jodie Ellis (of The Scribes) played us Sit on my Facebook for the first time we knew that we had to make the music video. Well, we had a blast making it and we even got to do a guest verse as reggae-style Pantless Knights! Hope you enjoy. Dont forget to rate, comment and subscribe!
-beau, peter and david
the pantless knights
Get this song on iTunes at http://bit.ly/atBsId
And check out The Scribes at http://blamethescribes.com/
CREDITS:
Video Created by Pantless Knights
Song by The Scribes
Lyrics and Vocals by Jodie Ellis
Directed by Beau Lewis
Camera by Peter Furia
Line Produced by Kimi Milo
Starring Jodie Ellis, Paul OLeary, David Fine and Kwang
with Special Guests The Pantless Knights
LYRICS:
I think about you and it hurts
I tried to Gchat you when you were at work
I know your start-up is ok with people chatting as a perk
Guess Im just another jerk in your social network
I put a new status message up for you
it links to your cause, put it on Facebook too
I even made a vid, it can go viral in a minute
cuz I spent a lot of money putting baby monkeys in it.
I could Google-search the world and never find a better match
Eharmonize the web and never find a better catch
the truth of the matter, if you wanna get laid
I said, Bing, your decision is made
Sit on my Facebook,
and let me Twitter all over you
come on over to Myspace
So I can make you scream Yahoo!
Ill even tickle you until it makes you wanna google,
till you wiki-wiki-wiki-wiki-peed in your pants
cuz baby you digg me
and I love YouTube
yeah you love me
I want to stumble up on you.
Hey pretty girlie with your funky panties on
I been eatin up your feed and seen the photos of your mom
On your facebook, on your twitter feed, you know it wont be long
With your bangin doppelganger and two knight it cant be wrong.
I saw the flickr pics that you posted from the weekend
OMG girl, LOL, can I retweet them?
I tagged you in some pics that I took from just the other day
when you were leavin work
they were from pretty far away.
Did you get the eVite that I sent the other day?
For a second life party on Saturday?
Youre on the virtual list, if you wanna come by
If not, it will just be a miserable time.
CHORUS
FACEBOOK
http://facebook.com/pantlessknights
TWITTER
http://twitter.com/pantlessknights
© 2010 Pantless Knights / Seedwell
Contact us at info[at]seedwell.com Sit on my Facebook (Internet Love Song) by The Scribes](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/psNUP_bcggY/mqdefault.jpg)