Uploaded April 2023 | Updated September 2026, 5 minutes ago
You stand a ghost of a chance of beating this run!
Another 1-match IL. My goal was a first inning mercy with 16 plate appearances, and yes, I did get that. However, my batting leaves much to be desired (lots of unnecessary baserunning and a few replays) and I threw a couple of Balls on defense- in a category this short, I should be going all-out and throwing nine pitches total; there's little point in playing it safe when the entire thing finishes in under six minutes anyway.
Still, fair enough for a first submission. :)
You stand a ghost of a chance of beating this run!
Another 1-match IL. My goal was a first inning mercy with 16 plate appearances, and yes, I did get that. However, my batting leaves much to be desired (lots of unnecessary baserunning and a few replays) and I threw a couple of Balls on defense- in a category this short, I should be going all-out and throwing nine pitches total; there's little point in playing it safe when the entire thing finishes in under six minutes anyway.
Still, fair enough for a first submission. :)

![Paragoombas Crack a long hit! Mystery Solved
We knew that Paragoombas Star Mission Crack a long hit! wasnt what it appeared to be. By examining the Japanese version of the game, I discovered what it ACTUALLY was... and even what went wrong.
[Spoilers: its Cross home plate! and it was mislabeled during the localization of the game.]
This makes making Paragoomba a Superstar both easier and less frustrating! Hooray!
PS: THE JAPANESE IS RONGU HITTO, NOT LONGU HITTO, I AM AWARE THAT JAPANESE DOES NOT HAVE A NATIVE VOICED ALVEOLAR LATERAL APPROXIMANT CONSONANT :) :) :) :) Paragoombas Crack a long hit! Mystery Solved](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ciCn8WF1xA4/mqdefault.jpg)








