Uploaded March 2026 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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The 4th Track for Sir Lumpy Nutskin

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"Lumpster Dumpster: The Fall of Lumpy Nutskin"
Lyrics (Written by Matt G Martin):

Hmmm hm hmm hmm
Hmmm hmm hmm hmmm
Hmm
Hmmm hmm hmmm hmm
Hmm hmmm hmph hmph..
Humph.

Fuckk..
Dós Ekkies
I am.
The most interesting man.

In the world.
In the land.
Come journey,
Take my hand..

Yez indeed.
On demand.
Let us go,
Dats dee plan...

[Speak Low]
Hush. You hear it?
We may have gone too far.
I see it, go near it..
I'm sure it won't hurt you..
Not me, oh no. I could never do..
That.. (that that that)..

Bypass.

[Spoken Word]
Intermission.

[Instrumental]
[Solo]

How did I end up here?
Why's a banana peel in my beard?

Junk and trash all around..
Oh no, my rock bottom, fallen.. down.

Hmm hmm
Bum, bitty bitty, bitty, bum bum. Bum, bitty bitty, bitty, bum..

Bum. Bum.

I believe I'm in a dumpster
Sniffle sniffffffff
Oh yes, I am..

A smelly trashy dumper
My bed, nowhere near. Understand.

Hmph.

Why do I even bother?
It seems, I'm in a pickle, once again.

No bed, no travels, my money spent
Oh no, oh yes, oh.. holy shett.

Why do, I be, here in this trash.
My stinky, tight sphinkty, in my ass.

How can this be my new home.
Does anyone even care?
The new home in which I reside,
The Lumpster Dumpster.
Like a lady's, behind.

[Chorus]
Don't be such a duster, cruster.
Don't throw off my vibe.
Let me get on my grindage,
Slurp uh duh jooze til I die.
No longer a rich man,
Now I am poor,
The lid of a dumpster,
Is my front door.
See me on the corner,
But I'm not a whore.
I beg for your money,
Come on, give me more.

Lumpy Dumpy
Dumpster rump
Hittin Becky the Boozy Bum
In her bum.

Redundant, I fund it
A buck thirty five.
Becky, let's me hit it.
Always from behind.

Nice.

Hmmm hm hmm hmm
Hmmm hmm hmm hmmm
Hmm
Hmmm hmm hmmm hmm
Hmm hmmm hmph hmph..
Humph.

I'm the illest,
The trillest,
Yes I'm super fly.

Even as a Hobo,
I'm out on my grind.
Getting what's mine
And all I can find.

About to,
Be come a rapper,
Trash tin foil on my teeth,
See how my grill, does shine.

Ohhhhhh my.

Tee hee hee...

It's never truly enough,
Some say, my downfall..
As I walk near to the steps...
Oh shit.. this is why .. it's called..
The Fall...

Oooh oooph owwww
Owwwie wowie wow
Hmph humph doof, poww
Oooooooohhh eww eww eww owww
Hi yowwww yow yow
Humph hoof hoof howl..
Ooh oh woo wow...
Ow, mother fucker, ow.

Yaahhh gowzer

[Chorus]
Don't be such a duster, cruster.
Don't throw off my vibe.
Let me get on my grindage,
Slurp uh duh jooze til I die.
No longer a rich man,
Now I am poor,
The lid of a dumpster,
Is my front door.
See me on the corner,
But I'm not a whore.
I beg for your money,
Come on,
Give..
Me..
Morrrrrrrreeee...

[Talking]
[Spoken Word]
I'm hurt.
Someone call a doctor.
Hello?

Hello?

Hmph

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Lyrics Written by Matt G Martin
Audio Created with Suno
Photo Created with CreArt
Video Edited with InShot by Matt G Martin

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