Uploaded August 2024 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
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This rare funk rock single by 'Orange' Julius Erving was released in the same year the Kool-Aid Man wall smashing ad campaign began. Kool-Aid Man is typically featured answering the call of children by smashing through walls or furnishings and then holding a pitcher filled with Kool-Aid while saying his catchphrase, "Oh, yeah!". Many people claim that the idea for the ads came about randomly or by accident, but Julius has a different story. Julius claims that the idea for Kool-Aid Man busting through walls to give thirsty kids Kool-Aid is actually based on true accounts of his drug addicted neighbor 'Lit' Larry, aka LL Kool-Aid. During the early 1970s PCP became available as a white powder which could be ingested by mouth or smoked. Larry use to get high on PCP and run through the neighborhood (and even brick walls, claims Julius) screaming while giving kids free Kool-Aid and also pouring it on their heads.
[Verse]
He is tripping balls (oh yeah!)
Bustin' through the wall (oh yeah!)
He's here to give you the best drink of them all
[Chorus]
Come drink the cool-aid kids
He'll come to where you live
Breaking and entering
To give you cool-aids b*tch
[Verse 2]
Through the bricks he bursts (oh yeah!)
To quench your b*tch a** thirst (oh yeah!)
He's high as f*ck on angel dust so nothing hurts (WOO!)
[Chorus]
Come drink the cool-aid kids
He'll come to where you live
Breaking and entering
To give you cool-aids b*tch
Oh f*ck yeah!
[Bridge]
Dodgin' cops and hoppin' fences (oh yeah!)
Pouring cool-aid on kids heads is (oh f*ck yeah!)
Cops on his trail but he's quick on his feet
Cool Aid Man is on P C P
[Verse 3]
Cool Aid Man is on the loose (oh yeah!)
He's got a mean sweet tooth (oh yeah!)
Breaking and entering he's mentoring the youth
[Chorus]
Come drink the cool-aid kids
He'll come to where you live
Breaking and entering
To give you cool-aids b*tch
[Outro End]
Drink the cool-aid kids
and say no to drugs
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This rare funk rock single by 'Orange' Julius Erving was released in the same year the Kool-Aid Man wall smashing ad campaign began. Kool-Aid Man is typically featured answering the call of children by smashing through walls or furnishings and then holding a pitcher filled with Kool-Aid while saying his catchphrase, "Oh, yeah!". Many people claim that the idea for the ads came about randomly or by accident, but Julius has a different story. Julius claims that the idea for Kool-Aid Man busting through walls to give thirsty kids Kool-Aid is actually based on true accounts of his drug addicted neighbor 'Lit' Larry, aka LL Kool-Aid. During the early 1970s PCP became available as a white powder which could be ingested by mouth or smoked. Larry use to get high on PCP and run through the neighborhood (and even brick walls, claims Julius) screaming while giving kids free Kool-Aid and also pouring it on their heads.
[Verse]
He is tripping balls (oh yeah!)
Bustin' through the wall (oh yeah!)
He's here to give you the best drink of them all
[Chorus]
Come drink the cool-aid kids
He'll come to where you live
Breaking and entering
To give you cool-aids b*tch
[Verse 2]
Through the bricks he bursts (oh yeah!)
To quench your b*tch a** thirst (oh yeah!)
He's high as f*ck on angel dust so nothing hurts (WOO!)
[Chorus]
Come drink the cool-aid kids
He'll come to where you live
Breaking and entering
To give you cool-aids b*tch
Oh f*ck yeah!
[Bridge]
Dodgin' cops and hoppin' fences (oh yeah!)
Pouring cool-aid on kids heads is (oh f*ck yeah!)
Cops on his trail but he's quick on his feet
Cool Aid Man is on P C P
[Verse 3]
Cool Aid Man is on the loose (oh yeah!)
He's got a mean sweet tooth (oh yeah!)
Breaking and entering he's mentoring the youth
[Chorus]
Come drink the cool-aid kids
He'll come to where you live
Breaking and entering
To give you cool-aids b*tch
[Outro End]
Drink the cool-aid kids
and say no to drugs

![Baby, Its Cold Cuts Inside (1997)
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Rare 90s R&B winter time single by American vocalist harmony duo Jersey Mike & Jimmy John, produced by Phil Lee Cheestake. This sultry slow jam is about delicious memories of a winter past when Mike and his girlfriend were stuck inside a cabin for a week due to a large snowstorm.
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
It looks like were gonna be snowed in
Baby! Where do you think youre going?
Its too cold outside for you to leave b*tch
Stay and make me a turkey sandwich
[Chorus]
When theres a snow jam (When theres a snow jam)
I play those slow jams (Play me those slow jams)
I like it slow, but some things I like fast
By the way, baby wheres my sandwich at?
[Verse 2]
Youve been stuck inside the house all day
Yet somehow lunch is still running late
B*tch! You should never underestimate
The need for a sandwich on my plate
[Chorus]
When theres a snow jam (When theres a snow jam)
I play those slow jams (Play me those slow jams)
I like it slow, but some things I like fast
By the way, baby wheres my sandwich at?
[Bridge]
(Ooh ooh) Baby its cold outside
I need you to make cold cuts inside
Now hurry up with those sandwiches
Or your face will need bandages (Oh sh*t!)
[Verse 3]
Do I need to show you how to make it?
Baby! Its not that complicated
All the snow outside has left you stranded
Youre not leaving til I get my sandwich
[Chorus]
When theres a snow jam (When theres a snow jam)
I play those slow jams (Play me those slow jams)
I like it slow, but some things I like fast
By the way, baby wheres my sandwich at? Baby, Its Cold Cuts Inside (1997)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/k1DzuORD12Y/mqdefault.jpg)
![No B*tch November (1957)
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Rare original mono 1950s doo-wop barbershop quartet single by Jefferson DArcy and The Neighbors. Jefferson wrote this song in celebration of his new family holiday tradition of spending zero time with any women at all, especially his wife.
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
You look like a b*tch
(You look like a b*tch)
You sound like a b*tch
(You sound like a b*tch)
[Chorus]
You gotta stop (stop) being a b*tch til December
Cause this is no b*tch November
(No b*tch November)
[Verse 2]
You walk like a b*tch
(You walk like a b*tch)
You talk like a b*tch
(You talk like a b*tch)
[Chorus]
You gotta stop (stop) being a b*tch til December
Cause this is no b*tch November
(No b*tch November)
Oh f*ck yeah b*tch!
[Bridge]
My new November tradition
Is thirty days without your b*tchen
All I really want for Christmas
Is one month without any b*tches
(Oh yeah!)
[Verse 3]
You act like a b*tch
(You act like a b*tch)
Talk back like a b*tch
(Dont talk back you b*tch)
[Chorus]
You gotta stop (stop) being a b*tch til December
Cause this is no b*tch November
(No b*tch November)
[Chorus]
You gotta stop (stop) being a b*tch til December
Cause this is no b*tch November
(No b*tch November)
Oh f*ck yeah b*tch! No B*tch November (1957)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/k8Xptn71ghk/mqdefault.jpg)
![Tired of Your S*** (1970)
Tired of Your S*** (1970)
Rare funk single by singer and full time plumber Mario Stubbs. This steaming hot funk track was written by Mario in the bathroom one night after a long day at work of dealing with peoples s***. Mario , who considered himself an expert in s***, told his wife to not go in the bathroom for at least 35 to 45 minutes after he wrote this song, saying quote this may the funkiest s*** ever. Somebody open a window.
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
You think youre so cool (so cool)
You think youre real smart (so smart)
You think youre the s*** (the s***)
Cause you smell like a fart (Hot Damn!)
[Chorus]
Im tired of your s*** (tired, so tired)
Im tired of your s*** (tired, so tired)
Youve been stinking up the whole house
I can taste your a** in my mouth
Im tired of your s*** (tired of your s***)
[Verse 2]
I went into the bathroom (oh no)
And couldnt believe the stench (oh s***)
Whatever came out of your a******
Smells worse than your breath (Damn!)
[Chorus]
Im tired of your s*** (tired, so tired)
Im tired of your s*** (tired, so tired)
Youve been stinking up the whole house
I can taste your a** in my mouth
Im tired of your s*** (tired of your s***)
[Bridge]
(Ooh ooh ooh ooh)
That smell will melt the nose right off of your face
(It smells like s***)
I dont know how much more of your s*** I can take
Oh no!
[Verse 3]
You think youre so cool (so cool)
You think youre real smart (so smart)
You think youre the s*** (the s***)
Cause you smell like a fart (Hot Damn!)
[Chorus]
Im tired of your s*** (tired, so tired)
Im tired of your s*** (tired, so tired)
Youve been stinking up the whole house
I can taste your a** in my mouth
Im tired of your s*** (tired of your s***)
Oh no no no
Im so tired of your s***
(Wipe your a**) Tired of Your S*** (1970)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/kDXuBjJhpIc/mqdefault.jpg)
![Thou Shalt Not Test Me B***tch (1530)
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Hark! A merry tune of the 1500s performed by Sir Edward Sirin, a ballad so bold and brash, it doth sing of women, once weary and wandering, returning to their kitchens with great zest! Forsooth, no longer shall they prattle nor prance in the streets, for their rightful place, so saith the jolly minstrel, is round the bubbling pot and hearthstone. With spatulas raised, they shalt stir, bake, and roast, whilst men folk bask in the glory of their well-fed bellies. Now away with thy nonsense and back to the hearth, fair maidens!
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
All thou dost is talk talk talk
But thou never listen (can ye hear me!)
Get thine a** back in the kitchen
And make me some chicken
[Turnaround]
Dont test me b*tch
(Dont test me b*tch)
[Verse 2]
My pimp hand is strong
And my patience is thin (so thin)
Quit all thy b*tchen,
Get back in the kitchen (Im hungry)
[Turnaround]
Dont test me b*tch
(Dont test me b*tch)
[Chorus]
Thou shalt not test me b*tch
I will use my fist
I will smack thy lip
I will bust thy sh*t
[Bridge]
Talk back one more time (just one more time)
And this will be the scene of a crime
[Turnaround]
Try me b*tch, I dare thee
(Double dare thee b*tch)
[Verse 3]
My pimp hand is strong
And my patience is thin (so thin)
Quit all thy b*tchen
Get back in the kitchen (Im hungry)
[Turnaround]
Dont test me b*tch
(Dont test me b*tch)
[Chorus]
Thou shalt not test me b*tch
I will use my fist
I will smack thy lip
I will bust thy sh*t
[Turnaround]
Dont test me b*tch
(Dont test me b*tch)
[Chorus]
Thou shalt not test me b*tch
I will use my fist
I will smack thy lip
I will bust thy sh*t
[Outro End]
Try me b*tch, I dare thee Thou Shalt Not Test Me B***tch (1530)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/kElf51q8I3U/mqdefault.jpg)
![Punch a Nerd (1980)
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Everything is different, but the same... things are more moderner than before... bigger, and yet smaller... its computers...
...San Dimas High School football rules!!!
Rare 80s funk single by Ace Letterman and The Starters.
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Dont know much about history
But I will cause you injury
Dont know much about a science book
But I can throw a mean left hook
[Chorus 1]
I dont really care what you heard
Sometimes you gotta punch a nerd
We dont need another expert
These scientists need to get hurt
[Verse 2]
Dont know much about geography
But I will kick you in the teeth
Dont tell me about algebra
Or I will punch you in the jaw
[Chorus 2]
I dont really care what you heard
Sometimes you gotta punch a nerd
Think youre smart but you dont know d*ck
Scientists need their dumb a** kicked
[Bridge]
I got your fact check right here
Its called my foot in your rear
If you dont get your facts straight
I will punch you in the face (Yeah!)
[Verse 3]
He helped me pass all my classes
But I dont hand out free passes
Ill still hit a kid with glasses
Ill kick all your f*cking a**es
[Chorus 3]
I dont really care what you heard
Sometimes you gotta punch a nerd
We dont need another expert
These scientists need to get hurt
[Chorus 4]
I dont really care what you heard
Sometimes you gotta punch a nerd
Think youre smart but you dont know d*ck
Scientists need their dumb a** kicked Punch a Nerd (1980)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/kWqArmklXsI/mqdefault.jpg)


![Thou Dinest Like Pigs (1521)
Hark ye! Lend thine ear to this rare version of thee hit song performed by Sir Bartholomew Jackson and The Squires. This special version was commissioned by The Earl of Sandwich in the year 1521 AD as a gift for his wife.
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Maiden! Thou dinest like pigs
Didst thou see that meal that thou almost missed
Id rather eat the ox chaff instead
Dining with thee I shall end up dead
Ask me not if I need a bib
Maiden thou dinest like pigs
[Verse 2]
She just ate through the bailiffs crop
I do not want to get the executioners block
Maiden! Heavens why did I let thee dine
Tis a miracle thou art still alive
Ask me not if I need a bib
Maiden thou dinest like pigs
[Chorus]
Woah woah woah woah
Look out! My damsel dineth
Watch out! My damsel dineth like pigs
Woah woah woah woah
Look out! My damsel dineth
Watch out! My damsel dineth like pigs
[Bridge]
Darling! Thou art such a greedy diner
How in Hades didst thou get thy gains
She sayeth nay ever binged she afore
Save she indulged at the byres store
Ask me not if I need a bib
Maiden thou dinest like pigs
[Chorus]
Woah woah woah woah
Look out! My damsel dineth
Watch out! My damsel dineth like pigs
Woah woah woah woah
Look out! My damsel dineth
Watch out! My damsel dineth like pigs Thou Dinest Like Pigs (1521)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ktRdXt_kRQo/mqdefault.jpg)
![WANGHAT (2026)
Rare copy of Tuckers trap remix version of the 1988 funk pop hit single by Nate Higgs.
LYRICS
[Chorus]
Im a white a.. n.. going hard in these streets
Going non stop like your smoke alarm beeps
All of you n.. gone be s... out of luck
When these white a.. n... go hard as Tuck
(When these white a.. n... go hard as Tuck)
When these white a.. n.. go hard as f..
[Verse 1]
I speak perfect English with out any accent
I can read and write unlike half of these black kids
White Anglo Saxon Protestant represent
I can say the word n...r, cause n... we invented it
We got science medicine and technology
Every n... wants to live in my colony
So dont you lecture me with that equality s...
Were going hard as f... with no apologies, b...!
[Chorus]
Im a white a.. n.. going hard in these streets
Going non stop like your smoke alarm beeps
All of you n.. gone be s... out of luck
When these white a.. n... go hard as Tuck
(When these white a.. n... go hard as Tuck)
When these white a.. n.. go hard as f...
When these white a.. n.. go hard as f...
[Verse 2]
When it comes to work you know Im always on time
Youll never catch me late or see me cutting in line
All my neighbors love me cause Im such a nice guy
And I never take advice from a bunch of rabbis
No I cant spend a lot of time in the sun
But Ill always find time to spend with my son
And I use to call my dad at least once a week
Just to let him know Im going hard in these streets
[Chorus]
Im a white a.. n.. going hard in these streets
Going non stop like your smoke alarm beeps
All of you n.. gone be s... out of luck
When these white a.. n... go hard as Tuck
(When these white a.. n... go hard as f...)
When these white a.. n.. go hard as Tuck
When these white a.. n.. go hard as f...
[Verse 3]
I dont let nobody tell me what to do
No I aint listening to any whiny j...s
No n... gonna tell me not to love my own race
And were gonna put women back in their f... place
All my n... really f... love being white
And were never gonna say sorry for being right
And when whites are allowed to unite, good luck
Cause these white a.. n... go hard as Tuck!
[Chorus]
Im a white a.. n.. going hard in these streets
Going non stop like your smoke alarm beeps
All of you n.. gone be s... out of luck
When these white a.. n... go hard as Tuck
(When these white a.. n... go hard as Tuck)
When these white a.. n.. go hard as Tuck
When these white a.. n.. go hard as f...
When these white a.. n.. go hard as Tuck! WANGHAT (2026)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/kz67LgHNiR4/mqdefault.jpg)
![Squeal Like A Pig (1977)
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Colonel Cletus and The Rocky Mountain Oysters recorded this country western hit Squeal Like A Pig in response to the mass immigration of city slickers from California moving into his rural state. Cletus did not understand the situation, nor could he understand the intricacies of their liberal yuppie bullsh*t they brought with them. What Cletus did understand is how to use his music to help keep the Californians out; with a simple open threat of butt **** at anyone within earshot of my, cough... excuse me, his pickup truck. Needless to say this classic tune has aged like moonshine in oak barrels with a message more relevant today than ever.
[Verse 1]
Son you dont wanna come this way
Where you can hear the banjos play
My mind is small and my hog is big
Can I make you squeal like a pig
[Chorus]
Take my hog on your chinny chin chin
huff and puff and blow my house in
My mind is small and my hog is big
Can I make you squeal like a pig
[Verse 2]
Saw you boys going down the river
I got me an ance to deliver
My mind is small and my hog is big
You best go back to where you live
[Verse 3]
Its best you boys just turn around
and go back to your fancy town
Or else were gonna corn that hole
Going wee wee wee all the way home
[Verse 4]
You dont wanna go to jail
Where its only male on male
My mind is small but I know this much
No ones coming to save your butt
[End]
Yeee Haw! Get em Skeeter! Get that butt! Squeal Like A Pig (1977)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/l1UruuDQu7s/mqdefault.jpg)