Uploaded July 2026 | Updated September 2026, 3 hours ago

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DarksydePhil shows off his new exercise machine and goes full flex mode in this song made by the Misery Merchants. It's all just a matter of perspective anyways.
Made for the cha' King 2026 Ring Song Competition by That Being Said podcast.
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Verse 1
Exercise machine
Arriving early in the morning
Giant long box full of steel,
Oh my Gawd,
It was an ordeal
It has heavy nuts
My wife and I
Tightened them up
Thank goodness she was there to help me
but not the whole time, basically

I started taking pieces slowly
Just get WD40
And lube the damn thing…
(It fixes everything)

CHORUS 1
Kiss that muscle there, B*tch Boy
I’m not juicing or on steroids
I charge for flexes
The webcam perspective
My muscles are expensive

Verse 2
My arm has literally grown two times the size it used to be
Now I can do sit ups – endlessly
I've got crazy muscle definition
With more weight
And less repetitions
Working different positions
I only eat healthy foods
That’s why I don’t have moobs
I have rock hard chiseled abs
The best stomach I’ve ever had

CHORUS 2

Kiss that muscle there, B*tch Boy
I’m not juicing or on steroids
The human eye has two lenses
Gives a 3D perspective
These angles are effective

CHORUS 3

Kiss that muscle there, B*tch Boy
I’m not juicing or on steroids
It's so objective
It's about perspective
I swear I’m not on Ozempic

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