Uploaded March 2023 | Updated September 2026, 21 minutes ago

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Verse 1:
I got the paper right here with all my expenses
Written on it, right here, no need for defenses
I wish I coulda folded it, the people won't believe you
Talk about disingenuous, won't let me prove what he's saying is true

I want to show them, it's too hard to expose
There's like two accounts that are personal accounts, they cannot be disclosed,
I have fold it 400 times, they think they really got me
I can't show you my bank account, because this shit's origami

Chorus:
I'm being modest
I'm being honest
There's writing on this paper
Proving my behavior

Verse 2:
They asked me about five thousand, I can't explain
What's considered business expenses, it's a complicated game
I'll pull up my expenses, I wrote everything by hand
It's literally still on my desk you fucking idiot, Let's see what I spend,

Hulu, phone bill, my monthly condo dues
Attorney, mortgage, taxes, and premium youtube
Garbage, water, car payment, Amazon, Comcast
Health insurance, medical payments, electric, and game pass