Misery Streams 5 / Squat.crash — Down in One Rep @themiserymerchant
Misery Streams 5 / Squat.crash — Down in One Rep  @themiserymerchant
Uploaded March 2025 | Updated September 2026, 1 hour ago
The Detractor Cult is tearing into DarksydePhil for his unhinged rants this week, slamming Lex while acting like he didn’t flaunt his feet, socks, and underwear on stream. After that we're covering - hey, wait a second, the camera froze again! New tech is so unreliable!
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00:00 – 01:04 Intro
01:05 – 04:22 Greetings
04:23 – 29:47 February 24
29:48 – 44:45 February 25
44:46 – 1:14:16 February 26
1:14:17 – 1:20:10 February 27
1:20:11 - 1:45:38 March 2
1:45:39 – 2:05:15 March 3
2:05:16 - 2:18:10 March 4
2:18:11 - 2:40:34 March 5
2:40:35 - 3:02:00 March 6
3:02:01 - 3:08:00 March 7
3:08:01 – 3:29:48 March 9
3:29:49 - 3:30:53 Outro
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24 Feb
Discord flash and loose cables
DDM - youtu.be/1jBjiDDeidE?t=2745
Guest appearance confirmed –
Snort Hogan -youtu.be/XL1BKg6EwcY?t=10
Mid-beg audience shame & Camera Fuckery -
DDM - youtu.be/1jBjiDDeidE?t=18115
Front page of Kick into wake-up hail marry beg on reaction -
Snort Burnell - youtu.be/OcdZEJzjtzc?t=149
A New Challenger -
WPIG1651 - youtu.be/ZJpj_etGe3Y?t=2533

25 Feb
Detractor Cult causes drama -
DDM - youtu.be/zVW9dTDmzZ4?t=2168
Trading card addiction REBOOT
DDM - youtu.be/zVW9dTDmzZ4?t=3827

26 Feb
DSP Tries It: Damage Control
Snort Hogan - youtu.be/E_O11Y8RoUQ?t=479
DSP Lies It: Cologne
DSPGaming - youtu.be/tWU4kQuVmYI?t=3104
DSP Tries It: Live SFX (and other such Camera Fuckery)
DDM - youtu.be/sbjAOq4R1vc?t=6740
DSP Tries It: Lexi Pads
DDM - youtu.be/sbjAOq4R1vc?t=9210
DSP Tries It: LEGO my EGO
Doody Streams - youtu.be/1yAYy5VQNKk?t=961
Marked One Confessional
Marked One - youtu.be/PE4ax-zg76Q?t=30

27 Feb
TheyCallMeTripleC –
DDM - youtu.be/Cv-PjshptdA?t=1854
Camera Fuckery –
DDM - youtu.be/Cv-PjshptdA?t=16199

28 Feb- 1 Mar
Phil takes two days off - StrangelyLex streams from the Zoo and gets death threats from DSP’s Incel Army.

2 Mar
Detractor Cult is blamed for the Incel Army –
Snort Hogan - youtu.be/VNdqtQ4Lev0?t=7
Detractor Cult sabotaged Phil’s chair condom –
DDM - youtu.be/-4kdE4kzFEs?t=3551
The problem is Phil’s successful and happy –
Doody Streams - youtu.be/QRhVVHsqjpw?t=8
the Days Off –
DDM - youtu.be/-4kdE4kzFEs?t=11137
Diggin holes on Kick’s front page –
DDM - youtu.be/7nc7r4bYi4Q?t=4592

3 Mar
Much laid back fun, lots of interaction and chill hang out style sessions of vibe
DDM - youtu.be/FTAn_IW12Zc?t=1843
Part 2 a lot of Camera Fuckery
DDM - youtube.com/live/FTAn_IW12Zc?si=RWsfWqzWCHyrKQWt&t=15815
More Camera Fuckery
DDM -youtube.com/live/FTAn_IW12Zc?si=RWsfWqzWCHyrKQWt&t=15815
CreepyCam
Snort Hogan – youtu.be/IQYIslm71MU?t=213

4 Mar
LEGO my CLEANO -
DDM - youtube.com/live/R9Z1jc6t710?si=RK8xIazdn-1K6oAq&t=5837
EvilAJ continues to ruin Phil’s life –
Rebsi - youtu.be/7pe0gaIMStE?t=13
Send money to prove memberships REAL
SnortHogan - youtu.be/37Xq_VBrdoA?si=kZc2UrpCJv8zcvu2&t=153

5 Mar -
Handi Cam
DDM - youtube.com/live/OtAWZ9aMy74?si=IKqYYDkBH-V0hMiv&t=4097
domino's website
DDM - youtube.com/live/OtAWZ9aMy74?si=da_bPiTCgyb6fwKz&t=5689
cam fukkery
DDM - youtube.com/live/OtAWZ9aMy74?si=da_bPiTCgyb6fwKz&t=5689
DDM - youtube.com/live/OtAWZ9aMy74?si=8_xs9FV82-U_uaA7&t=15235
Pizza Party Cam Fuckery
DDM - youtube.com/live/OtAWZ9aMy74?si=bYSz93dRsVl18jZW&t=18621
Palette Cleanser: Jiggle jiggle touch cord
DDM - youtube.com/live/1YEZecGFNaw?si=PRFIcIf2HtsEut-9&t=1525

6 Mar
Phil can’t wash a mug
Doody - youtu.be/JkXZxzwEtRc?si=L8tQaJu4hRLyE4SR&t=233
Phil’s Grilled
DSP Tries It:Memology 101 - youtu.be/Q65lkvUqvP8?t=20

7 Mar
Coping about PPP and banning gremlins -
DSP Tries It:Memology 101 - youtu.be/NBK1w3s-AQk?t=20
Flying Monkey pays the Salty Pig to warn against the August Duck –
DDM - youtu.be/QAylx5urMds?t=14708

9 Mar
DSP talks about how he can’t talk about being depressed –
Doody Streams - youtu.be/dGg0QyQXIy4?t=12
Am I getting divorced?
DDM - youtu.be/7Zjh9ZRU9BY?t=5193
Every troll is now saying that I’m getting divorced –
DDM - youtu.be/jC1U0pkiiS0?t=4994
Game settings and depression –
Doody Steams - youtu.be/J1Tm8FsC9vw?t=242
DSP Fights Depression, Daylight Savings, AND Technology –
Doody Streams - youtu.be/H9KN3ELRqM8?t=40
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