Uploaded July 2023 | Updated September 2026, 20 minutes ago
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DarkSeeDeFill: DarkSeeDeFill cheered again and said – Are you insecure about your marriage?
Babyman1651: Fuck no. If you’re so immature to understand that I don’t wanna do romance missions in games because I have tons of real life romance, not fantasy romance in games. If you think it’s because I’m insecure in my marriage - then you’re an idiot and your’re the immature one.
SteveoftheDead: And I think one of the things that would hurt Phil the most is if he suddenly didn’t have a wife anymore.
Babyman1651: I am not separated from my wife she is home right now. You’re a moron
(Chorus)
Babyman1651: How is my marriage?
My marriage is good
We stay home we order food
My trolls speculate
Let me set the record straight
Kat is downstairs crying when I masturbate
(Verse 1)
AnLEET4ever: Leave my wife out of it
She’s beating demons in the closet
She won’t come on stream
Trolls keep asking
JaydeJustice: My wife Kat
She’s full of salt
There’s a sick motherfucker on the Internet called Tevin
It’s Tevin’s fault!
Slaughterhouse: It's absolutely true what I’m telling you.
Big things are happening behind the scenes
Cucklyfe100: What is up Tyrone?
How are you?
1DidNoTingWong: We had gone out of our way
To celebrate Valentine’s day
we made the decision together ya see
to not go to the dinner
So basically
The day was disappointing
compared to what we imagined
it to be
It sucked
DavesSmellyChair: You don’t want to know what’s up here
Shit that will scare you
For life seriously
Bad bad bad bad
And that’s why I don’t talk about it
JaspersFrontClwz: Kat you need to get out now that place is toxic!
MrStup1d0n3: My mother said to me
I want you to go on a honeymoon
And I’ll pay for the flight and hotel room
And I was like that’s great but it’s a no go
That’s money I need to pay my bills
How much do you need to not get screwed over?
I told her.
She gave me the money.
GoutyAuntPoison: Addiction, bankruptcy, jail, back taxes, rehab, divorce - Makes me spin in my chair
What about healing Seattle air?
Cucklyfe100: Another dollar tip came in
From Tyrone - We need to hang out again
FantasticMrScam: So I guess what happened is
This morning my wife was doing stuff in the kitchen
Getting ready to go to work
And she says her shirt
Got caught on the handle of the cabinet
So she walked back and it pulled
And it yanked the whole front of the fucking cabinet apart
It time Blow: I go downstairs
And the vacuum cleaner is in the middle of the floor
Smearkat: And I say Kat what’s wrong?
Oh the vacuum cleaner broke
What?
The motor must’ve gone
Because there was smoke
It’s a joke!
Ind00rScarf: Then all the sudden she says Phil
You gotta come into the bathroom
We got a major problem
The shower valves broke
The tub is clogged
It probably got 8 years of dirt
And it doesn't work
2ndIncoom: So my mo-my wife can’t work today
I was awoken to be told
The car doesn’t start
That’s shocking
I tested the car last night alright
Sit down in the car
Go to start it
It just won’t start
Rererererererererererererereee
DSP Insider: Don’t Talk about Kat
I swear she’s not fat
Don’t Ask about Her
Did you ever find
Her restraining order?
NottaDSPfan: Sounds good to me
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DarkSeeDeFill: DarkSeeDeFill cheered again and said – Are you insecure about your marriage?
Babyman1651: Fuck no. If you’re so immature to understand that I don’t wanna do romance missions in games because I have tons of real life romance, not fantasy romance in games. If you think it’s because I’m insecure in my marriage - then you’re an idiot and your’re the immature one.
SteveoftheDead: And I think one of the things that would hurt Phil the most is if he suddenly didn’t have a wife anymore.
Babyman1651: I am not separated from my wife she is home right now. You’re a moron
(Chorus)
Babyman1651: How is my marriage?
My marriage is good
We stay home we order food
My trolls speculate
Let me set the record straight
Kat is downstairs crying when I masturbate
(Verse 1)
AnLEET4ever: Leave my wife out of it
She’s beating demons in the closet
She won’t come on stream
Trolls keep asking
JaydeJustice: My wife Kat
She’s full of salt
There’s a sick motherfucker on the Internet called Tevin
It’s Tevin’s fault!
Slaughterhouse: It's absolutely true what I’m telling you.
Big things are happening behind the scenes
Cucklyfe100: What is up Tyrone?
How are you?
1DidNoTingWong: We had gone out of our way
To celebrate Valentine’s day
we made the decision together ya see
to not go to the dinner
So basically
The day was disappointing
compared to what we imagined
it to be
It sucked
DavesSmellyChair: You don’t want to know what’s up here
Shit that will scare you
For life seriously
Bad bad bad bad
And that’s why I don’t talk about it
JaspersFrontClwz: Kat you need to get out now that place is toxic!
MrStup1d0n3: My mother said to me
I want you to go on a honeymoon
And I’ll pay for the flight and hotel room
And I was like that’s great but it’s a no go
That’s money I need to pay my bills
How much do you need to not get screwed over?
I told her.
She gave me the money.
GoutyAuntPoison: Addiction, bankruptcy, jail, back taxes, rehab, divorce - Makes me spin in my chair
What about healing Seattle air?
Cucklyfe100: Another dollar tip came in
From Tyrone - We need to hang out again
FantasticMrScam: So I guess what happened is
This morning my wife was doing stuff in the kitchen
Getting ready to go to work
And she says her shirt
Got caught on the handle of the cabinet
So she walked back and it pulled
And it yanked the whole front of the fucking cabinet apart
It time Blow: I go downstairs
And the vacuum cleaner is in the middle of the floor
Smearkat: And I say Kat what’s wrong?
Oh the vacuum cleaner broke
What?
The motor must’ve gone
Because there was smoke
It’s a joke!
Ind00rScarf: Then all the sudden she says Phil
You gotta come into the bathroom
We got a major problem
The shower valves broke
The tub is clogged
It probably got 8 years of dirt
And it doesn't work
2ndIncoom: So my mo-my wife can’t work today
I was awoken to be told
The car doesn’t start
That’s shocking
I tested the car last night alright
Sit down in the car
Go to start it
It just won’t start
Rererererererererererererereee
DSP Insider: Don’t Talk about Kat
I swear she’s not fat
Don’t Ask about Her
Did you ever find
Her restraining order?
NottaDSPfan: Sounds good to me
Darkbot: The best way to support my streams is to
Leave a tip! Please send any tips directly vis Paypal
Here and receive a shout-out and animation! Thank
You in advance!
paypal.me/darkscamphil
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