Uploaded December 2025 | Updated September 2026, 1 hour ago
Congratulations on your new DARKSYDEPHIL! Begin by laying out all parts on a grease-resistant tarp (not included). Step 1: Insert Fatty Torso (A) into Stained Gaming Chair (B); secure with 4x Lag Bolts (C). Step 2: Attach Begging Arms (D) using the included Excuse Allen Key (E). Step 3: Connect Rant Mouth (F) to Oddly-Shaped Head (G); do not overtighten or it will blame the instructions. Step 4: Plug Stinky AC Unit (H) into any outlet; ignore burning smell. Final step: Sit back and watch it wage quit. No refunds. Enjoy your fully assembled King of Hate!
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00:00 – 01:07 Intro
01:08 – 05:29 Welcome Home
05:30 – 44:53 Nov 24
44:54 – 1:26:13 Nov 25
1:26:14 – 2:06:19 Nov 26
2:06:20 – 2:22:49 Nov 27
2:22:50 - 2:52:55 Nov 28
2:52:56 – 2:55:43 Nov 30
2:55:44 – 4:02:35 Dec 1
4:02:36 – 4:20:26 Dec 2
4:20:27 – 5:13:33 Dec 3
5:13:34 – 5:34:23 Dec 4
5:34:24 – 5:54:24 Dec 6
5:54:25 – 6:24:32 Dec 7
6:24:33 – 6:25:35 Outro
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NOV 24
When Pig met Roach
Mighty D - youtu.be/uiAFkm-7pqs?t=7
The 6 Million Gifted Sub Man
Snort Burnell - youtu.be/2Aj52-CF73c?t=28
The Blubberfly Effect
Meaningful Content - youtu.be/mxQdaa4gJGE
NOV 25
Welcome Home
RawPhil - odysee.com/@RawPhil:b/November-25-Pokemon-Legends-Z-A-early-stream:e?t=826
The Snortshank Redemption
KingDDDuke - youtu.be/oWvS2pSM3UQ?t=10
Begging for Help
KingDDDuke - youtu.be/fvMElkd3pZY?t=954
Blind Ops 7
Snort Burnell - youtu.be/QCDBrADrTlU?t=86
NOV 26
Welcome Home, Roaches
Doody Streams - youtu.be/4Yh2kaRTwV8?t=210
Big Suggestions
Doody Streams - youtu.be/mAPVOOmbTi8?t=13
Simple Philip
Snort Hogan - youtu.be/lCnMjGFhOk4?t=1290
Tormented Toilet
KingDDDuke - youtu.be/rWmIqm3-X2I?t=12
NOV 27
Trollsgiving
Snort Hogan - youtu.be/G28PDWLidXM?t=1143
Giving thanks to the Asmongods
Snort Hogan - youtu.be/DIdnlmad-oo?t=83
NOV 28
The Pursuit of Goutyness
Snort Burnell - youtu.be/sRq9Uubpzaw?t=35
Pig on Fire
Doody Streams - youtu.be/0W1sYzKeQKI?t=35
Eternal Full Sun of the Gouty Mind
Doody Streams - youtu.be/DZLeWpYivmc?t=28
NOV 30
Leaving Renton
Snort Burnell - youtu.be/MMyGA10H2uw?t=21
Tormented Roaches
Snort Burnell - youtu.be/ZOIO9otoTFM?t=283
DEC 1
GhostofRedemption
DoodyStreams - youtu.be/eEL-kveKbCU?t=22
The King’s Speech
Memology101 - youtu.be/v6Z-DPbJqx4?t=29
The Weeks Before Christmas
RawPhil - odysee.com/@RawPhil:b/December-1-New-Chair-and-Monitors-late-stream:2?t=1946
DEC 2
Asmongolden Age Week One Review
Doody Streams - youtu.be/NrJCrzWW7Dc?t=16
Someone Mail this Man a Spoon
Snort Hogan - youtu.be/3kVP1WgHAYo?t=1125
MegaDent
Snort Burnell - youtu.be/Ky6cUzJ6eU8?t=515
DEC 3
The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Phil Burnell
Snort Hogan - youtu.be/JeLMeYFBTdU?t=1072
The Scarlet Streamer
Doody Streams - youtu.be/FOO_e4Grwj8?t=12
Monitor Arm
Snort Burnell - youtu.be/QlbgF6CQz2Q?t=559
The Big L
RawPhil - odysee.com/@RawPhil:b/December-3-Desk-Setup-late-stream:1?t=2718
DEC 4
Workaholic
DSPGaming - youtu.be/tn41iIoSYnA?t=186
DEC 6
GhostofRedemption pt 2
Doody Streams - youtu.be/F8Mw5e9MNwQ?t=14
Metroid Prime: Bore
Mighty D - youtu.be/cXxnCxpBu8Y?t=1
Tormented Holes
KingDDDuke - youtu.be/C_CdIzXIhNI?t=562
DEC 7
Tuck Sim - Raw Phil
FINAL FORM - youtube.com/live/QD7tySMI2t0?si=alee-DIQXfkyS_i9&t=5285
Whatever that means - youtube.com/live/QD7tySMI2t0?si=30DcdR-8OoiopNgR&t=6742
Drinking and Driving -
youtube.com/live/QD7tySMI2t0?si=WxBDvapeG3wrFG6d&t=7950
Cut Brake Lines -
youtube.com/live/QD7tySMI2t0?si=KMsHUZPVZUe7gW29&t=8606
Phil Fills Forms - (skip past beeping theres more)
youtube.com/live/QD7tySMI2t0?si=m1LRtjbmuU731bmp&t=9245
Phil Floors It -
youtube.com/live/QD7tySMI2t0?si=9e_o2gBDzHL3tRuQ&t=9726
No Adjustments Necessary -
youtube.com/live/QD7tySMI2t0?si=xbU6R_jeerhClPe2&t=9887
The Wage Quit Melt Down Begins -
youtube.com/live/QD7tySMI2t0?si=KRRc2gAnwVtfVksV&t=11096
Continues -
youtube.com/live/QD7tySMI2t0?si=Pkf8JUjvFafkBlLn&t=11753
3rd Leg of Wage Quit - (skip to roach numbers/views)
youtube.com/live/QD7tySMI2t0?si=Bxktxf8zP3Yexyvf&t=12632
World's Longest Wage Quit -
youtube.com/live/QD7tySMI2t0?si=6rFVGp9_rtL32JHP&t=13249
End -
youtube.com/live/QD7tySMI2t0?si=Mnh99xRi8vlDEmkV&t=13967
Congratulations on your new DARKSYDEPHIL! Begin by laying out all parts on a grease-resistant tarp (not included). Step 1: Insert Fatty Torso (A) into Stained Gaming Chair (B); secure with 4x Lag Bolts (C). Step 2: Attach Begging Arms (D) using the included Excuse Allen Key (E). Step 3: Connect Rant Mouth (F) to Oddly-Shaped Head (G); do not overtighten or it will blame the instructions. Step 4: Plug Stinky AC Unit (H) into any outlet; ignore burning smell. Final step: Sit back and watch it wage quit. No refunds. Enjoy your fully assembled King of Hate!
-
Follow us on X: https://x.com/misery_merchant
Join the Detractor Cult: youtube.com/@themiserymerchant/join
#DSPgaming #MiseryMerchants #MiseryStreams
-
00:00 – 01:07 Intro
01:08 – 05:29 Welcome Home
05:30 – 44:53 Nov 24
44:54 – 1:26:13 Nov 25
1:26:14 – 2:06:19 Nov 26
2:06:20 – 2:22:49 Nov 27
2:22:50 - 2:52:55 Nov 28
2:52:56 – 2:55:43 Nov 30
2:55:44 – 4:02:35 Dec 1
4:02:36 – 4:20:26 Dec 2
4:20:27 – 5:13:33 Dec 3
5:13:34 – 5:34:23 Dec 4
5:34:24 – 5:54:24 Dec 6
5:54:25 – 6:24:32 Dec 7
6:24:33 – 6:25:35 Outro
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NOV 24
When Pig met Roach
Mighty D - youtu.be/uiAFkm-7pqs?t=7
The 6 Million Gifted Sub Man
Snort Burnell - youtu.be/2Aj52-CF73c?t=28
The Blubberfly Effect
Meaningful Content - youtu.be/mxQdaa4gJGE
NOV 25
Welcome Home
RawPhil - odysee.com/@RawPhil:b/November-25-Pokemon-Legends-Z-A-early-stream:e?t=826
The Snortshank Redemption
KingDDDuke - youtu.be/oWvS2pSM3UQ?t=10
Begging for Help
KingDDDuke - youtu.be/fvMElkd3pZY?t=954
Blind Ops 7
Snort Burnell - youtu.be/QCDBrADrTlU?t=86
NOV 26
Welcome Home, Roaches
Doody Streams - youtu.be/4Yh2kaRTwV8?t=210
Big Suggestions
Doody Streams - youtu.be/mAPVOOmbTi8?t=13
Simple Philip
Snort Hogan - youtu.be/lCnMjGFhOk4?t=1290
Tormented Toilet
KingDDDuke - youtu.be/rWmIqm3-X2I?t=12
NOV 27
Trollsgiving
Snort Hogan - youtu.be/G28PDWLidXM?t=1143
Giving thanks to the Asmongods
Snort Hogan - youtu.be/DIdnlmad-oo?t=83
NOV 28
The Pursuit of Goutyness
Snort Burnell - youtu.be/sRq9Uubpzaw?t=35
Pig on Fire
Doody Streams - youtu.be/0W1sYzKeQKI?t=35
Eternal Full Sun of the Gouty Mind
Doody Streams - youtu.be/DZLeWpYivmc?t=28
NOV 30
Leaving Renton
Snort Burnell - youtu.be/MMyGA10H2uw?t=21
Tormented Roaches
Snort Burnell - youtu.be/ZOIO9otoTFM?t=283
DEC 1
GhostofRedemption
DoodyStreams - youtu.be/eEL-kveKbCU?t=22
The King’s Speech
Memology101 - youtu.be/v6Z-DPbJqx4?t=29
The Weeks Before Christmas
RawPhil - odysee.com/@RawPhil:b/December-1-New-Chair-and-Monitors-late-stream:2?t=1946
DEC 2
Asmongolden Age Week One Review
Doody Streams - youtu.be/NrJCrzWW7Dc?t=16
Someone Mail this Man a Spoon
Snort Hogan - youtu.be/3kVP1WgHAYo?t=1125
MegaDent
Snort Burnell - youtu.be/Ky6cUzJ6eU8?t=515
DEC 3
The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Phil Burnell
Snort Hogan - youtu.be/JeLMeYFBTdU?t=1072
The Scarlet Streamer
Doody Streams - youtu.be/FOO_e4Grwj8?t=12
Monitor Arm
Snort Burnell - youtu.be/QlbgF6CQz2Q?t=559
The Big L
RawPhil - odysee.com/@RawPhil:b/December-3-Desk-Setup-late-stream:1?t=2718
DEC 4
Workaholic
DSPGaming - youtu.be/tn41iIoSYnA?t=186
DEC 6
GhostofRedemption pt 2
Doody Streams - youtu.be/F8Mw5e9MNwQ?t=14
Metroid Prime: Bore
Mighty D - youtu.be/cXxnCxpBu8Y?t=1
Tormented Holes
KingDDDuke - youtu.be/C_CdIzXIhNI?t=562
DEC 7
Tuck Sim - Raw Phil
FINAL FORM - youtube.com/live/QD7tySMI2t0?si=alee-DIQXfkyS_i9&t=5285
Whatever that means - youtube.com/live/QD7tySMI2t0?si=30DcdR-8OoiopNgR&t=6742
Drinking and Driving -
youtube.com/live/QD7tySMI2t0?si=WxBDvapeG3wrFG6d&t=7950
Cut Brake Lines -
youtube.com/live/QD7tySMI2t0?si=KMsHUZPVZUe7gW29&t=8606
Phil Fills Forms - (skip past beeping theres more)
youtube.com/live/QD7tySMI2t0?si=m1LRtjbmuU731bmp&t=9245
Phil Floors It -
youtube.com/live/QD7tySMI2t0?si=9e_o2gBDzHL3tRuQ&t=9726
No Adjustments Necessary -
youtube.com/live/QD7tySMI2t0?si=xbU6R_jeerhClPe2&t=9887
The Wage Quit Melt Down Begins -
youtube.com/live/QD7tySMI2t0?si=KRRc2gAnwVtfVksV&t=11096
Continues -
youtube.com/live/QD7tySMI2t0?si=Pkf8JUjvFafkBlLn&t=11753
3rd Leg of Wage Quit - (skip to roach numbers/views)
youtube.com/live/QD7tySMI2t0?si=Bxktxf8zP3Yexyvf&t=12632
World's Longest Wage Quit -
youtube.com/live/QD7tySMI2t0?si=6rFVGp9_rtL32JHP&t=13249
End -
youtube.com/live/QD7tySMI2t0?si=Mnh99xRi8vlDEmkV&t=13967
