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Today we’re making 3 crazy simple keto beef recipes — all with just 3 ingredients and about 5 minutes of work. These are lazy, filling, and seriously delicious.
1️⃣ Keto Sloppy Joe Cups
Ingredients (2 servings):
1 cup cooked ground beef (about ½ lb raw before cooking)
¼ cup no-sugar ketchup
½ cup shredded cheddar cheese
(Optional: ½ tsp ancho chili powder, onion powder, smoked paprika)
Instructions:
Preheat oven to broil.
Warm cooked beef in a skillet, stir in no-sugar ketchup + optional spices.
Spoon into 2 ramekins.
Top with shredded cheddar and broil 1–2 minutes until bubbly.
Macros (per serving):
Calories: ~360
Fat: 26g
Protein: 27g
Net Carbs: 3g
2️⃣ Keto Cheeseburger Quesadilla
Ingredients (1 serving):
½ cup cooked ground beef
1 Mission zero-carb tortilla
2 slices American cheese (or cheddar)
(Optional: pickles + mustard for dipping)
Instructions:
Heat a skillet over medium heat.
Place tortilla down, layer cheese → beef → cheese, then fold in half.
Cook each side 2–3 minutes until golden and crisp.
Slice into wedges, serve hot.
Macros (1 quesadilla):
Calories: ~380
Fat: 24g
Protein: 33g
Net Carbs: 3g
3️⃣ Lazy Keto Chili Bowl
Ingredients (2 servings):
1 cup cooked ground beef (about ½ lb raw before cooking)
1 (10 oz) can Rotel (diced tomato + green chilies), lightly drained
½ cup shredded cheddar cheese
(Optional: ½ tsp cumin, ½ tsp chili powder, garlic powder)
Instructions:
Warm cooked beef in a skillet.
Stir in Rotel and optional spices, simmer 5 minutes.
Spoon into bowls and top with cheddar.
Macros (per serving):
Calories: ~310
Fat: 21g
Protein: 25g
Net Carbs: 4g
🔥 These three recipes are proof you don’t need a long ingredient list to eat amazing keto food. If you like this, make sure to check out my next Keto Munchies video where I do the Chicken & Bacon Edition!
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Disclaimer:
Macros are estimated using ChatGPT and are not guaranteed to be accurate. Values can vary based on ingredients, brands, and measurements. Please calculate your own macros if precision is important.
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Thank you to Ritual for Sponsoring this video. Get 25% OFF your first month Go to ritual.com/cookingwithdave25
*These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
Today we’re making 3 crazy simple keto beef recipes — all with just 3 ingredients and about 5 minutes of work. These are lazy, filling, and seriously delicious.
1️⃣ Keto Sloppy Joe Cups
Ingredients (2 servings):
1 cup cooked ground beef (about ½ lb raw before cooking)
¼ cup no-sugar ketchup
½ cup shredded cheddar cheese
(Optional: ½ tsp ancho chili powder, onion powder, smoked paprika)
Instructions:
Preheat oven to broil.
Warm cooked beef in a skillet, stir in no-sugar ketchup + optional spices.
Spoon into 2 ramekins.
Top with shredded cheddar and broil 1–2 minutes until bubbly.
Macros (per serving):
Calories: ~360
Fat: 26g
Protein: 27g
Net Carbs: 3g
2️⃣ Keto Cheeseburger Quesadilla
Ingredients (1 serving):
½ cup cooked ground beef
1 Mission zero-carb tortilla
2 slices American cheese (or cheddar)
(Optional: pickles + mustard for dipping)
Instructions:
Heat a skillet over medium heat.
Place tortilla down, layer cheese → beef → cheese, then fold in half.
Cook each side 2–3 minutes until golden and crisp.
Slice into wedges, serve hot.
Macros (1 quesadilla):
Calories: ~380
Fat: 24g
Protein: 33g
Net Carbs: 3g
3️⃣ Lazy Keto Chili Bowl
Ingredients (2 servings):
1 cup cooked ground beef (about ½ lb raw before cooking)
1 (10 oz) can Rotel (diced tomato + green chilies), lightly drained
½ cup shredded cheddar cheese
(Optional: ½ tsp cumin, ½ tsp chili powder, garlic powder)
Instructions:
Warm cooked beef in a skillet.
Stir in Rotel and optional spices, simmer 5 minutes.
Spoon into bowls and top with cheddar.
Macros (per serving):
Calories: ~310
Fat: 21g
Protein: 25g
Net Carbs: 4g
🔥 These three recipes are proof you don’t need a long ingredient list to eat amazing keto food. If you like this, make sure to check out my next Keto Munchies video where I do the Chicken & Bacon Edition!
Check out my website: daveskitchenmarket.com
For business inquiries: mademecookit@gmail.com
Disclaimer:
Macros are estimated using ChatGPT and are not guaranteed to be accurate. Values can vary based on ingredients, brands, and measurements. Please calculate your own macros if precision is important.
🍳 Get my High Protein Low Carb cookbook — 15 recipes, instant download:
dkmkt.com/products/high-protein-low-carb-the-cooking-with-dave-cookbook

![The Easiest Carnivore Meal Ever? 3 Recipes, 3 Ingredients, 3 Minutes!
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Are you ready for the easiest carnivore meal ever? In this video, I make a full 3-course carnivore meal using just 3 ingredients per recipe—and it all comes together in just 3 minutes each! 😱
🔥 What’s on the menu?
✅ Appetizer: Cheese-Stuffed Meatballs 🧀🥩
✅ Main Course: Crispy Chicken Fried Steak Bites 🍖🔥
✅ Dessert: Fluffy Carnivore Cheesecake Mousse 🍮✨
These recipes are 100% carnivore, super simple, and insanely satisfying! If you’re looking for easy, high-protein, no-carb meals, this is for you!
👉 Let me know in the comments: Which one is your favorite? Will you try this at home?
🥓 Cheese-Stuffed Meatballs (Per Serving)
Macros:
Calories: 410 kcal
Protein: 35g
Fat: 32g
Carbs: 0g
Ingredients:
6 oz ground beef
2 oz shredded cheese (~½ cup)
1 tbsp beef tallow
Instructions:
1️⃣ Form meatballs by wrapping ground beef around shredded cheese.
2️⃣ Sear in beef tallow over medium-high heat until crispy.
3️⃣ Optional: Crisp extra cheese in the pan for a crunchy topping!
🍖 Crispy Chicken Fried Steak Bites (Per Serving)
Macros:
Calories: 480 kcal
Protein: 40g
Fat: 36g
Carbs: 0g
Ingredients:
6 oz thin-sliced steak
2 tbsp crushed pork rinds
1 tbsp beef tallow
Instructions:
1️⃣ Coat steak bites in beef tallow, then coat with crushed pork rinds.
2️⃣ Pan-fry in beef tallow until crispy on both sides.
3️⃣ Serve hot and crispy for the best texture!
🍮 Fluffy Carnivore Cheesecake Mousse (Per Serving)
Macros:
Calories: 550 kcal
Protein: 5g
Fat: 58g
Carbs: 0g
Ingredients:
¾ cup heavy cream
4 oz cream cheese (softened)
1½ tbsp browned butter
Instructions:
1️⃣ Brown the butter over medium heat until golden, then let it cool.
2️⃣ Whip the cream cheese and heavy cream until thick and fluffy.
3️⃣ Drizzle in the browned butter and mix until smooth.
4️⃣ Chill for 5-10 minutes for a firmer mousse.
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![The Weight Loss Cookie Dough You Eat With a Spoon
Edible cookie dough that actually tastes like cookie dough — made from cottage cheese. No raw eggs, no raw flour, nothing to bake: 230 calories and 12g of protein per scoop, and you eat it with a spoon like the universe intended. The secret is browning the butter and one teaspoon of molasses — thats what real dough tastes like, and its what every healthy version forgets.
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MACROS (per ¼-cup scoop, makes 6):
~230 calories | 12g protein | ~5g net carbs (sugar-free chips)
With real chocolate chips: ~270 calories | 12g protein | ~7g sugar
Real cookie dough, same scoop: ~360 calories | 3g protein | 25g+ sugar | technically a biohazard
FULL RECIPE:
BROWN THE BUTTER: 2 tbsp butter in a small pan over medium, stirring 2–3 minutes until it foams, then turns amber and smells like toffee. Off the heat immediately (it burns fast). Cool a few minutes. Do not skip this — its the entire flavor of cookie dough.
BLEND TO SILK: 1 cup full-fat cottage cheese, ½ cup allulose, 1 tsp molasses, 2 tsp vanilla, and the browned butter (every amber speck). Blend 2 full minutes, scrape, blend 1 more — ZERO visible curds. Graininess means blend longer.
FOLD IN DRY: Pour into a bowl. Add ½ scoop vanilla protein powder (optional), then 1 cup fine almond flour in two additions, folding to a thick glossy dough. Stir in ½ tsp salt — cookie dough is a salty-sweet food.
CHIPS + CHILL: Fold in ⅓ cup mini chocolate chips. Refrigerate at least 30 minutes — an hour is better. The chill is not optional: it firms the dough, hides the tang, and blooms the brown butter. Too soft after chilling? Fold in almond flour 2 tbsp at a time until it scoops.
Scoop like ice cream. Keeps covered in the fridge 4 days — honestly best on day two.
WHY ITS SAFE TO EAT RAW: no eggs, and almond flour doesnt carry the raw-flour risk regular flour does. The dangerous part of licking the beater was never the egg — it was the flour. This has neither.
BROWN SUGAR TRICK: brown sugar is literally white sugar + molasses. So allulose + 1 tsp molasses = brown sugar flavor for about 1g of carbs per serving. Steal this for everything.
NOTE: this doesnt bake into cookies — no eggs, no leavening, wrong ratios. Its DOUGH. Thats the point.
Cottage cheese sold out? The substitutes I tested work here too: [link to pizza bowl video]
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