Uploaded January 2013 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
Losoyo recently made the preposterous claim that "Everybody hates quiche"!!
With this poorly considered remark he set off an international crisis that has brought us to the brink of destruction. This, is the mother of all Gates. And with this video I attempt to call on him to stop hostilities, before it's too late.
Increase the Quiche
There's as certain avian ovarian delicacy that's been the root of a lot of turmoil in the community. Recently. I call it that not to be PC, but I've only got 50% of the teeth a human needs.And quiche is hard for me to say, but it's easy to eat.
I'm stuck for words to express my perplexity, that such a simple dish has caused all this unpleasantry. How can something so soft and velvety throw up these dark clouds of bitternes and enmity?
Take it from me, with the proper Recipe, even Losoyo would agree, Quiche is not the enemy! So I'm appealing for clemency, and I'm asking Losoyo to clear up the discrepency and admit that he simply typed accidentally.
Perhaps he has never faced a plate holding a quiche baked as it's supposed to be baked?
If he could only taste that crumbly base into which those heavenly ingredients are placed, he would realise he had acted in haste and his judgement was misplaced.
So for the sake of our salvation and in the hope of avoiding any further unnecessary conflagration, despite my difficulty with a lot of this intonation, I propose a potential resolution to theis situation.
In an attempt to head off these animosities, I offer you Losoyo - and no other parties, this proper quiche recipe of which this is the only copy
The only condition I place is that you keep this to yourself and your tool in it's case!
because
This culinary alchemy
Must remain a mystery
Or else the Uber tasty pastry
Derived from this recipe
Could be lost to posterity
Or a similar iniquity
A comestible calamity
A blot upon reality
Inflicting a nutritional
Travesty on that wondrous
Eggy Majesty!
So, that's it. And I hope we can reach an agreement. Yes, you could call this rhyme a Pastiche
And yes! I'll admit it was compsed Under the influence of hashish
You can give me the beady eye
But you can't deny: I'm passionate
About my bloody Quiche!
Losoyo recently made the preposterous claim that "Everybody hates quiche"!!
With this poorly considered remark he set off an international crisis that has brought us to the brink of destruction. This, is the mother of all Gates. And with this video I attempt to call on him to stop hostilities, before it's too late.
Increase the Quiche
There's as certain avian ovarian delicacy that's been the root of a lot of turmoil in the community. Recently. I call it that not to be PC, but I've only got 50% of the teeth a human needs.And quiche is hard for me to say, but it's easy to eat.
I'm stuck for words to express my perplexity, that such a simple dish has caused all this unpleasantry. How can something so soft and velvety throw up these dark clouds of bitternes and enmity?
Take it from me, with the proper Recipe, even Losoyo would agree, Quiche is not the enemy! So I'm appealing for clemency, and I'm asking Losoyo to clear up the discrepency and admit that he simply typed accidentally.
Perhaps he has never faced a plate holding a quiche baked as it's supposed to be baked?
If he could only taste that crumbly base into which those heavenly ingredients are placed, he would realise he had acted in haste and his judgement was misplaced.
So for the sake of our salvation and in the hope of avoiding any further unnecessary conflagration, despite my difficulty with a lot of this intonation, I propose a potential resolution to theis situation.
In an attempt to head off these animosities, I offer you Losoyo - and no other parties, this proper quiche recipe of which this is the only copy
The only condition I place is that you keep this to yourself and your tool in it's case!
because
This culinary alchemy
Must remain a mystery
Or else the Uber tasty pastry
Derived from this recipe
Could be lost to posterity
Or a similar iniquity
A comestible calamity
A blot upon reality
Inflicting a nutritional
Travesty on that wondrous
Eggy Majesty!
So, that's it. And I hope we can reach an agreement. Yes, you could call this rhyme a Pastiche
And yes! I'll admit it was compsed Under the influence of hashish
You can give me the beady eye
But you can't deny: I'm passionate
About my bloody Quiche!
