Uploaded July 2026 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago

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The older I get, the more I realize I’m actually very low maintenance...

...as long as approximately 47 very specific conditions are met. 🤣

At this point, the people in my life know exactly what they’re signing up for. 🥹 hahaha! 🤣

👇🏻 Tell me one VERY specific thing you need in order to function. I know I can’t be the only one. 😂