Uploaded January 2017 | Updated September 2026, 2 hours ago
If you give a man a rock, chances are he'll want another. . . and another. . . and another.
Welcome to Wandering Wizard's gaming poetry series.
This is a parody of "If You Give a Moose a Muffin."
If you give a man a rock, chances are he'll want another. . . and another. . . and another.
Welcome to Wandering Wizard's gaming poetry series.
This is a parody of "If You Give a Moose a Muffin."
![When You Hate Your Neighbors, but They Get Raided and So You Have to Roof Camp the Raiders [Rust]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/c1uouA0mPwU/mqdefault.jpg "When You Hate Your Neighbors, but They Get Raided and So You Have to Roof Camp the Raiders [Rust]
I hopped on Rustafied Small for some solo primitive plays, but it seemed like every time I left my base for a roam, the group next door sniped me with AKs from their roof. Since two could play that game, I built a roof for my own base, and crafted a scope for my semi-rifle and paid them back. A few hours later, a five man (or more) clan raided my neighbors and then the fun began.
I roof camped the raiders until my semi-rifle broke (how could I resist?), and then sniped them with my revolver before taking it to the ground with revolver, crossbow (how is that guy still alive after 5 crossbow hits?) and mace. Later in the day, as the sun set, the heli arrived to deliver fire and broken dreams from the sky.")
