Uploaded May 2021 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago
An excursion into trap beats for Dustcar Race 20 from Chuckles.
Ima
Hit the deck
Like a boxing match
At a magic the gathering
Aftermath
I brought my battleaxe
Master crafted to
Slash and hack
Faster than a dragon could snap up a wagon packed with crack yap yap
It’s a disaster so slap a
Saddle on applejack
Then grab Big Mac and a paddle
and paddle His ass to blue and black
LeBoeuf just do it like Nike shoes
Glued to Rainbow Dash
Send in the cavalry
Apple Bloom and she’s staggering
Lost her allowance to
To pay scootaloo her salary
She’s rackin casualties
Like twiggy snackin calories
While I battle capper in the lab of a catnip factory
It’s a cat-tastrophe,
It’s a trap but it ain’t no masterpiece
And admiral ackbar said
“It ain’t much of a trap actually.”
Fack you, don’t sass at me
I’m just a hack tryna capture these
Fans with a laugh track steada real ta-lant
Song stacks up like a Pinkie Pie lap dance
All giggles. No substance.
All Butch an’. No Sundance.
All Chuckles. Don’t be surprised
When you’re disappointed I realize
I’m not slim and I’m not shady
I’m just another kid from the eighties
Not a hit with the ladies
Brain all fricked but not really crazy
Not clever and a little bit spacey
Spent two years self medicating
With eighteen shots on the daily
Five years sober. Hip hooray.
Sorry to piss on this parade.
Started off silly; guess I had shit to say.
It’s a bitch when I get this way
Just skip a bit vrew vrew now anyway
Don’t let that get you down
The Chuckles brand demands I’m a clown
Can’t even count. Head in the clouds.
Bad at computers; mentally challenged.
Never frowns and laughs too much.
Making jokes about ponies and butts.
Phoney as fuck. But they’re funny enough.
Every group needs a bit of a nut.
I guess that’s fine with me.
After all y’all I’m tryna be.
Rhymes on the line to see
What Dani thinks defines PG
It’s not defiance it’s just how
I was designed to be.
So please be kind to me
Like Fluttershy said on my TV
Had enough and it’s time for me to
Pack it up, wrap it up finally,
I skipped the chorus for this
Two minute spit to bore this board its
Quite rude as a tourist sure its more
Performance than annoyance
But it’s more than more than enough
Of a storyboard of assorted fluff
And aborted stuff that I restored into
A rough song for a for a reward.
That’s it that’s all, better move rump.
There’s a door y’all, have a hoofbump.
An excursion into trap beats for Dustcar Race 20 from Chuckles.
Ima
Hit the deck
Like a boxing match
At a magic the gathering
Aftermath
I brought my battleaxe
Master crafted to
Slash and hack
Faster than a dragon could snap up a wagon packed with crack yap yap
It’s a disaster so slap a
Saddle on applejack
Then grab Big Mac and a paddle
and paddle His ass to blue and black
LeBoeuf just do it like Nike shoes
Glued to Rainbow Dash
Send in the cavalry
Apple Bloom and she’s staggering
Lost her allowance to
To pay scootaloo her salary
She’s rackin casualties
Like twiggy snackin calories
While I battle capper in the lab of a catnip factory
It’s a cat-tastrophe,
It’s a trap but it ain’t no masterpiece
And admiral ackbar said
“It ain’t much of a trap actually.”
Fack you, don’t sass at me
I’m just a hack tryna capture these
Fans with a laugh track steada real ta-lant
Song stacks up like a Pinkie Pie lap dance
All giggles. No substance.
All Butch an’. No Sundance.
All Chuckles. Don’t be surprised
When you’re disappointed I realize
I’m not slim and I’m not shady
I’m just another kid from the eighties
Not a hit with the ladies
Brain all fricked but not really crazy
Not clever and a little bit spacey
Spent two years self medicating
With eighteen shots on the daily
Five years sober. Hip hooray.
Sorry to piss on this parade.
Started off silly; guess I had shit to say.
It’s a bitch when I get this way
Just skip a bit vrew vrew now anyway
Don’t let that get you down
The Chuckles brand demands I’m a clown
Can’t even count. Head in the clouds.
Bad at computers; mentally challenged.
Never frowns and laughs too much.
Making jokes about ponies and butts.
Phoney as fuck. But they’re funny enough.
Every group needs a bit of a nut.
I guess that’s fine with me.
After all y’all I’m tryna be.
Rhymes on the line to see
What Dani thinks defines PG
It’s not defiance it’s just how
I was designed to be.
So please be kind to me
Like Fluttershy said on my TV
Had enough and it’s time for me to
Pack it up, wrap it up finally,
I skipped the chorus for this
Two minute spit to bore this board its
Quite rude as a tourist sure its more
Performance than annoyance
But it’s more than more than enough
Of a storyboard of assorted fluff
And aborted stuff that I restored into
A rough song for a for a reward.
That’s it that’s all, better move rump.
There’s a door y’all, have a hoofbump.
