Uploaded May 2013 | Updated September 2026, 15 hours ago
Chinese Farmer Builds Own Bionic Arm
Hey guys it's me again, Chris Chappell. I've got a little ditty for you that I think you're going to like.
Ohhh, old mcdonald had a farm, eieio. And on that farm he built himself a pair of bionic arms, ei wha wha wha?!
Okay guys, this is going to blow your mind. Kind of like how this guy got his arms blown off.
Sun Jifa is just your typical Chinese farmer. He likes building his own bombs so he go blast fishing. Plenty of fish in the sea, right? Not if he has his way.
Now, believe it or not, throwing bombs at poor little fishes is apparently really dangerous and Sun blew off both his arms doing it. And the fishies rejoiced.
But this guys a farmer. Hes got work to do and a wife and three kids to take care of. So he spent the next 8 years building himself new arms. Pretty amazing considering her didn't have any hands or arms to make them with.
Wires attach at his elbows let him open and close his, cold, steel, fingers. (show image of Nintendo power glove)
He can pick up drinks, use a spoon, ohhh, he can use his cigarettes again. So maybe next he can make some bionic lungs for himself.
Uhh is it good idea for him to be using a buzz saw with those?! Well, I mean I guess it's not like he can lose any more fingers.
You know that saying "Whatever doesn't kill you only makes it stronger? Well in this case whatever doesn't kill you only makes you richer. Thats right, he is now in the bionic limb business, selling his homemade prosthetics for $500 a pop, a fraction of what prosthetic arms cost at a Chinese hospital.
Now get those fingers of yours typing. We want to hear from you. Be sure to comment below and subscribe for more. And if you want to see some more hilarious China news, be sure to check out my show China Uncensored.
Chinese Farmer Builds Own Bionic Arm
Hey guys it's me again, Chris Chappell. I've got a little ditty for you that I think you're going to like.
Ohhh, old mcdonald had a farm, eieio. And on that farm he built himself a pair of bionic arms, ei wha wha wha?!
Okay guys, this is going to blow your mind. Kind of like how this guy got his arms blown off.
Sun Jifa is just your typical Chinese farmer. He likes building his own bombs so he go blast fishing. Plenty of fish in the sea, right? Not if he has his way.
Now, believe it or not, throwing bombs at poor little fishes is apparently really dangerous and Sun blew off both his arms doing it. And the fishies rejoiced.
But this guys a farmer. Hes got work to do and a wife and three kids to take care of. So he spent the next 8 years building himself new arms. Pretty amazing considering her didn't have any hands or arms to make them with.
Wires attach at his elbows let him open and close his, cold, steel, fingers. (show image of Nintendo power glove)
He can pick up drinks, use a spoon, ohhh, he can use his cigarettes again. So maybe next he can make some bionic lungs for himself.
Uhh is it good idea for him to be using a buzz saw with those?! Well, I mean I guess it's not like he can lose any more fingers.
You know that saying "Whatever doesn't kill you only makes it stronger? Well in this case whatever doesn't kill you only makes you richer. Thats right, he is now in the bionic limb business, selling his homemade prosthetics for $500 a pop, a fraction of what prosthetic arms cost at a Chinese hospital.
Now get those fingers of yours typing. We want to hear from you. Be sure to comment below and subscribe for more. And if you want to see some more hilarious China news, be sure to check out my show China Uncensored.
