I AM IRONCLAW! | Amiga Longplay [243] The Three Little Pigs (Read and Learn Vol. 1) @iamironclaw | Uploaded June 2019 | Updated October 2024, 3 hours ago.
Jesus f*cking christ this sucks ass! I could draw better right after I was born. I promise! If the doctor gave me a pencil and some paper right after I came out of my mom's vagina, it would look like a frickin' masterpiece compared to this abomination.
Good thing I only found Vol. 1, LOL.
How could this be a commercial release???
Only recorded it because the previous video was also a "The Three Little Pigs" game.
Jesus f*cking christ this sucks ass! I could draw better right after I was born. I promise! If the doctor gave me a pencil and some paper right after I came out of my mom's vagina, it would look like a frickin' masterpiece compared to this abomination.
Good thing I only found Vol. 1, LOL.
How could this be a commercial release???
Only recorded it because the previous video was also a "The Three Little Pigs" game.
![Amiga Longplay [243] The Three Little Pigs (Read and Learn Vol. 1)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Ahgqgwg45vo/hqdefault.jpg "Amiga Longplay [243] The Three Little Pigs (Read and Learn Vol. 1)
Jesus f*cking christ this sucks ass! I could draw better right after I was born. I promise! If the doctor gave me a pencil and some paper right after I came out of my moms vagina, it would look like a frickin masterpiece compared to this abomination.
Good thing I only found Vol. 1, LOL.
How could this be a commercial release???
Only recorded it because the previous video was also a The Three Little Pigs game.")
![Amiga Longplay [295] Bagitman](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/BqW4jsPfX9w/hqdefault.jpg "Amiga Longplay [295] Bagitman
You can select between Amiga Graphics or Original C64 Graphics. The Amiga Graphics option looks pretty much like the C64 one, with a few more details and smoother stuff, I guess. Heres a comparison: https://i.imgur.com/93lRtfp.png (Amiga left side).
I first thought to do a speedrun, just for fun, but then decided not to, so took my sweet time, and yet its like 5:40 long or something (not including the intro stuff). Well, only needed to collect 17 bags, so... Yup yup.... short game, but its fun and very replayable IF one plays with someone. I did 2 player with Hipoonios once (another Amiga fan), fun times...
Anywayyy... I usually crop all (or as much as possible) empty black space around the videos so the game part takes up more space and stuff, as it mostly look better, but left a bit of black above and below in this one as it was hard/annoying to read the bottom text because of the fading font.")
![Amiga Longplay [250] Beach Volley](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/CxSeYa82ILY/hqdefault.jpg "Amiga Longplay [250] Beach Volley
Was gonna upload a series again, like I just did with Robot Reader, but just like with Robot Reader, this new series is also shit, so upping some more quality games first, like Beach Volley.
kinda hard game, easy to get game over. Either the other team gets to 7 points first, or time runs out. I learned a bit later on that jump-shooting the ball in the upper right corner quite often gets a goal. Was still hard to get 7 points on each level. A couple of them took like 20-30 mins to beat. I just suck, I guess :)
When the other team serve, they never jump and hit the ball like I do, they just toss it up a short distance and then hit it. I can do the same, but what I cant do is to throw it as low as they do. When I do it it goes much higher up. Dunno if its possible to do it low like they do. Everything I tried only resulted in the ball going high up.
The reason the other dude fails in the small animations is because its the second player, and as I play in one player mode, he gets fucked up so he cant come with me :) (but in some of them he does follow me all the way, but gets messed up). In two player mode you get to enter your names, which will be added to a leader board so you can compete who has the most points and stuff.
14:40 - Had to hurry up getting the last goal, as 2 more sec and time would be up = game over. No continues, it resets from level 1.
16:02 - Nice glitch. They scored on me, but I got the point :)")
![Amiga Longplay [316] Tusker](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Dgi9qkYWoiM/hqdefault.jpg "Amiga Longplay [316] Tusker
Gameplay starts at 2:46.
The legendary elephant’s graveyard is the greatest undiscovered mystery of The Dark Continent. The harzardous quest for its discovery has cost the life of many explorers, one of whom was your father.
As his only son, you are curious to uncover the secrets that are so violently guarded from the outside world.
You now feel complied to succeed where your father failed.
Using the torch is not needed as we can still see everything, just a bit darker, but I sometimes use it just so we can better see stuff, as things look better with light :). I dont use it though around bats, as they attack me then.
Sometimes I walk a bit slower to not trigger creatures under the ground coming up to hurt me.
You can get stuck in some places (at least this place...) if theres stuff at that height/level when you enter the screen. For example, at 11:22, if I enter the left screen too far up, I will get stuck inside the hut graphics and cant move. Well, if positioned right, I could move to the left while walking on top of hut and in the middle of the fence in the back, high up above the enemy so he couldnt reach me, but I couldnt get back out.
The insert disk 2 message is unavoidable when using floppy disks. Sometimes in games I just insert disk 2 shortly before the request, but that doesnt work with this game as it wont try to detect a disk until it needs it. Normally the computer recognizes when a new disk is inserted and automatically gets it ready for when its needed by a game or whatever... but yeah, this game has that frozen until it needs to load data. Whats even weirder with this game is even if I insert disk 2 shortly (or long) before it needs it, it will still say it wants disk 2 when it tries to load the disk as it will always assume disk 1 inserted. If I leave disk 1 inserted when it asks for disk 2, and press space, it wont even check if its disk 2, it just happily load the next content from disk 1 while assuming you inserted disk 2, and yeah... when the next level starts, its all garbled graphics :)
The scale thingy at the end has some broken graphics, and I used the IPF version, so guess its just broken, unless it needed a very sensitive emulator setting/configuration. I checked YouTube and found another Amiga longplay of this game, it had the same broken graphics, and he too used IPF. And no, this cant have anything to do with the insert disk 2 thingy, as I did it correctly when recording :). I only found out about all those problems during tests.
Anyway, heres what the scale thingy is supposed to look like:
https://i.imgur.com/aFavUtx.png (it also has an end picture that we didnt get to see in the IPF version... maybe the whdload version has these issues fixed, dunno)")
![Amiga Longplay [271] Relics of Deldroneye 1.5: Return To Zantis](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/E9QaRRbcYzQ/hqdefault.jpg "Amiga Longplay [271] Relics of Deldroneye 1.5: Return To Zantis
Not as good as the precursor. It only has one tune that plays during the intro and throughout the whole game, annoying... and its not a good one either (imo). Would have preferred just footstep-sounds like the previous.
Jump to 05:58 - to skip the intro stuff. (cool both this and the previous one starts the gameplay at the same time, pretty much, same timestamps)
The game and/or its manual might say the game require an A1200 with 2mb chip (some places on the internet even say AGA chipset is required - hi, Hall of Light!), but all 3 of these Relics of Deldroneye games work on any Amiga with 2mb chip. So no AGA or KS3.X is really needed. But yeah, I can see why they tagged them as A1200, as Amiga 500/500+/600 generally cant have 2mb chip.")
![Amiga Longplay [290] SideWinder](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/EMXXAcOk1DY/hqdefault.jpg "Amiga Longplay [290] SideWinder
The two last levels were super mega hard! On the last one I died like 100 times. Thank god to savestates. Also, theres no proper ending, it just... ends.
I could have picked an easier difficulty in the beginning, but didnt know it would be so hard on the middle one, and the difficulty can be changed on the fly (F1) during game play, but I wanted to keep it on 3 that I selected in the beginning.")
![Amiga Longplay [252] Maze Hunter](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/EN-skf1TBDI/hqdefault.jpg "Amiga Longplay [252] Maze Hunter
Was shorter and easier than I thought. Apparently made in AMOS, Im not surprised. For an AMOS game, its not TOO bad.
Weird they mix French and English, but not too uncommon in games, Ive noticed.
I usually record the whole title music, but not this time as I didnt care for it.
And as always in my longplays, I dont care about collecting all the things for extra score either :), so skipped some stuff.
10:51 - Took a couple of minutes before I figured out what to do. I have to get all the keys (well, at least get all the keys on the first side and then get over to the other side) during the common invulnerable-at-the-start-of-a-level thingy. Also learned here I could RUN by holding down the fire button.
11:41 - On this level I once again need to use run. Can be beat it without run too, but you need to be able to lose some lives then.
12:30 - You have completed all levels of this version")
