WildernessGuardiansSeveral members of Jagex were presented with my previous video, "Why Runescape is Dying". I am confident that at least six or seven J-Mods have seen it, and spent a lot of time thinking about it (even while on holiday apparently!) They were invited to respond and only one has come forward thus far though I am pushing for more communication. What he thinks of the PKing crisis is in this video, along with reviews of some of your comments. There is also proof to back up my previous claims about Runescape dying. IT IS! And it's not just the EoC. Please reply with your detailed thoughts, and if there is some discussion to be had, it can feature in the next video.
Jagex: On The Death of PKingWildernessGuardians2014-01-23 | Several members of Jagex were presented with my previous video, "Why Runescape is Dying". I am confident that at least six or seven J-Mods have seen it, and spent a lot of time thinking about it (even while on holiday apparently!) They were invited to respond and only one has come forward thus far though I am pushing for more communication. What he thinks of the PKing crisis is in this video, along with reviews of some of your comments. There is also proof to back up my previous claims about Runescape dying. IT IS! And it's not just the EoC. Please reply with your detailed thoughts, and if there is some discussion to be had, it can feature in the next video.The Wilderness Guardians - A Long Way HomeWildernessGuardians2021-04-29 | The Wilderness Guardians is Runescape's oldest active clan. The family has celebrated many a triumph and overcome great struggles to become a living legend. Join today to become part of history.
New Castle Critic episode coming in the next 10-14 days.How Defensible is the White Knights Castle? (Castle Critic Ep. 3)WildernessGuardians2020-10-02 | In this episode, His Lordship examines the the third castle to be released into the game - the White Knights' Castle in Falador. The Castle Critic series takes viewers on a quest to find the best designed castle in Runescape to defend against an attack.
2:44 - Analysis startsGuess Who: Runescape Version (with a twist)WildernessGuardians2020-09-17 | His Lordship and Vio play Guess Who with Runescape characters, except they aren't allowed to describe the characters by appearance. Mild profane language warning.How Defensible is Varrock Palace? (Castle Critic Ep. 2)WildernessGuardians2020-09-09 | His Lordship examines the fortifications of Varrock palace and its greater surroundings to see how well it could withstand an invading army. This is the second episode in the Castle Critic series.How Defensible is Lumbridge Castle? (Castle Critic Ep. 1)WildernessGuardians2020-08-31 | His Lordship goes through all the defenses of Lumbridge Castle to see how well it would do under enemy siege. This is the first episode in the Castle Critic series.Runescape Recipes # 6 - Lava EelWildernessGuardians2020-08-28 | In episode 6, His Lordship catches and cooks a lava eel from Taverley Dungeon. The video includes a recommended side dish and drink pairing.
Nominate His Lordship for a Golden Gnome here: jagex.eu.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_cw4pdOUDjIDcrjv Nominations close 30 August, midnight UK time.His Lordships TeamSpeak Rant: Sensual ASMR VersionWildernessGuardians2020-08-20 | To celebrate the 15-year anniversary of the infamous Teamspeak Rant, His Lordship has released a sensuous, tender recording, the exact opposite of the original.Runescape Recipes #5 - Sandwich Ladys BaguetteWildernessGuardians2020-07-25 | His Lordship recreates the sandwich lady's famous baguette using medieval-inspired recipes. Be sure to please the sandwich lady in your life with this recipe.
You can vote on the next cooking item on the Wilderness Guardians forums. Instant access granted: http://www.wildernessguardians.com/forumsRunescape Recipes #4 - Redberry PieWildernessGuardians2020-07-01 | His Lordship recreates Runescape's famous redberry pie in real life, with careful research and a little whimsy.
1:45 Recipe StartsThe Wilderness Guardians: A 15-Year StoryWildernessGuardians2018-12-07 | The Wilderness Guardians clan is Runescape's oldest surviving clan. There is a strong argument that it may also be its most famous clan as well. Founded in 2003, this clan has a rich history that this video will share in part.
This channel belongs to His Lordship, the founder and former leader of the clan. Don't forget to subscribe to the official channel for the most up-to-date posts about WG: fights, publicity, competitions and more. youtube.com/channel/UC4Bd71b9vPV6-lkD-QIY_ig
His Lordship will be back soon!Runescape Recipes #3 - Tuna PotatoWildernessGuardians2016-11-16 | His Lordship guides you through this exciting tuna potato recipe accompanied by a spinach and cranberry salad. Recipe as follows:
--- TUNA POTATOES --- 4 baking potatoes 1 cup mayonnaise 1 1⁄2 cups cheddar cheese, grated 1⁄4 cup green onion, chopped 1⁄4 cup creamed sweetcorn 4-5 ounces tuna, drained Dash of goat's cheese (optional) Chives to garnish (optional)
Preheat oven to 375°F (190°C) Wrap potatoes in foil and bake until fork tender, about an hour. Let cool. Split potatoes in half and spoon out the filling into a medium sized bowl leaving enough in the shell so that the skin does not break when handling. Break up potatoes with fork. To potatoes add mayo, 1 cup cheese, spring onion, sweetcorn, and tuna. If you have some pickle relish, you may add it for extra flavour. Re-stuff potatoes with mixture to a slight mound. Sprinkle with remaining cheese. Place in a baking dish and bake for 20 minutes. When finished, sprinkle with a little more spring onion, the chives and a dash of goat's cheese.
--- SPINACH AND CRANBERRY SALAD --- 10g butter 1/2 cup almonds, blanched and cut into slivers 250g baby spinach, (or regular spinach torn into bite-size pieces) 1/2 cup dried cranberries 1 tablespoon sesame seeds 1 teaspoon poppy seeds 1/4 cup white sugar 1/4 teaspoon paprika 2 tbsp white wine vinegar 2 tbsp cider vinegar 1/4 cup vegetable oil
In a medium saucepan, melt butter over medium heat. Cook and stir almonds in butter until lightly toasted. Remove from heat, and let cool. In a large bowl, combine the spinach with the toasted almonds and cranberries. In a medium bowl, whisk together the sesame seeds, poppy seeds, sugar, paprika, white wine vinegar, cider vinegar and vegetable oil. Toss with spinach just before serving.
Music by Ghibli Jazz CafeRunescape Recipes #2 - Gnome CocktailsWildernessGuardians2016-10-21 | His Lordship and a friend make seven gnome cocktails based on Blurberry's recipes and put them to the test in this second instalment of Runescape recipes.RuneScape Celebrities Answer Tricky QuestionsWildernessGuardians2016-10-10 | His Lordship interviews a number of famous players and J-Mods at Runefest 2016 on a wide range of topics. All answers are unscripted!
Special thanks goes to the following participants: Mod Ash Mod Mark Mod Raven Faux Mr Mammal B0aty Mod Pi Mod Deg Rajj Patel A Friend Mod Mat K
The [multiple] videos recommended by the interviewees:
English Subtitles are available for this video, and recommended to have turned on owing to background noise at Runefest.Jagexs Biggest Mistake!WildernessGuardians2016-10-06 | His Lordship discusses the elephant in the room, a topic that no other video makers seem to be willing to tackle. What is Jagex's biggest mistake of all time? Find out in this video, the finale to His Lordship's explanation as to why RS3 is in decline, with a word of caution to the old school developers. Help a small, unseen videomaker out and please share this video in your own communities.Runescape Recipes #1 - Grilled SwordfishWildernessGuardians2016-09-30 | His Lordship guides you through an easy but elegant swordfish with roasted vegetables recipe in the first instalment of this series. What would you like to see next? The choice is yours!
You can join his clan the Wilderness Guardians now: http://www.wildernessguardians.com/smf/index.phpReview: Runescape Documentary [No Spoilers]WildernessGuardians2016-02-15 | On 11 February 2016 His Lordship attended the world premiere of the Runescape documentary. This is his honest review. Quality of the video is lower than usual; it was recorded on a cheap webcam... this will never happen again. The movie will be available to the general public in the next few weeks, but there is no set date as yet.Top 10 Biggest Moments in Wildguard HistoryWildernessGuardians2016-01-23 | His Lordship counts down the top ten biggest moments in the history of the Wilderness Guardians clan. WG is one of the most famous clans in Runescape, with a rich history that extends back over twelve years.Runescape 15: His Lordships StoryWildernessGuardians2016-01-07 | His Lordship's Submission for the 'What RuneScape Means To Me' video competition. The music is my own arrangement of Runescape's "Harmony" track.Wilderness Guardians Drunken PKingWildernessGuardians2015-08-01 | On Saturday August 1st the Wilderness Guardians will be playing a drinking game while they PK.
THE RULES: 1. Drink if you are the wrong level to attack a target 2. Drink if you're the last one to fall in 3. Drink if you didn't get the kill 4. Drink if a white dot gets away 5. Drink if you refer to someone by their real name 6. Drink if you fail a run test 7. Drink for every piece of rag gear you have (unless you're retired) 8. FINISH your drink if you disconnect from the game 9. FINISH your drink if you fall off the log in Ardougne 10. FINISH your drink if you dieA Suggestion That Might Revive RS3 PKingWildernessGuardians2015-04-01 | FORUM TOPIC: http://services.runescape.com/m=forum/c=phTmL6HAFMo/forums.ws?185,186,356,65600316 RUNELABS POLL: secure.runescape.com/m=player-proposal/c=phTmL6HAFMo/view-idea?idea=31618
MUSIC USED: Duo Diez: 'Game of Thrones' - youtube.com/watch?v=GmYODV-_lxg Rodrigo y Gabriela: 'Ixtapa' - youtube.com/watch?v=-V3qCq48bP0Why Join The Wilderness Guardians?WildernessGuardians2015-03-14 | This is a recruitment video for The Wilderness Guardians, Runescape's most famous clan. WG is an honour-bound PKing clan that welcomes players from all backgrounds. It is known especially for its strong community (rare in PKing clans), its stability (going strong since 2003) and its willingness to support inexperienced PKers.
JOIN ON OUR FORUMS: http://www.wildernessguardians.com/smf/index.phpWhy Runescape Needs PKersWildernessGuardians2015-03-11 | His Lordship outlines a number of reasons why the game is better off with PKers in it.What Famous Players + J-Mods Think of RunescapeWildernessGuardians2014-10-13 | Featuring Chrisarchie, Mod Pips, B0aty, Mod Mark, Saber Six, Mod Dean, Faux Freedom, Mod Reach, Emilyispro, Mod Jane, Alisha12287, Mod Ash, Vodka B, Mod MattHe, and Mod Timbo.
His Lordship asks these influential figures for tidbits of information about Runescape on the spot. A big thanks to all these people who volunteered their time for the quiz!
Music at the end: Robert Glasper - Everything In It`s Right PlaceOSRS Skill Proposal: MusicianshipWildernessGuardians2014-05-18 | His Lordship & Vio Amethyst (2 musicians) outline the case for their proposed skill for Old-School RuneScape: Musicianship.
Please show your support by sharing and voting if the skill makes it to the finals.
Please note that some RS3 footage is used, but purely as a visual aid since there are no musicians in Old-School RuneScape.
Musicianship is an important skill because RuneScape currently lacks any artistic or cultural pursuits or goals.His Lordships Cold Water ChallengeWildernessGuardians2014-04-30 | His Lordship accepts Stay Plur's 24-Hour cold water challenge. In turn, he nominates the OSRS team and B0aty.
I don't believe in pressuring people into giving $100 because they get named, but I do believe in a bit of fun!
His Lordship introduces the start of a book he's begun writing called "Growing Up In Gielinor", which he'd like to one day have published. He is seeking your opinions on whether it's a worthwhile read or not. More normal video coming in a few weeks.What Regular People Think of RunescapeWildernessGuardians2014-03-04 | His Lordship, leader of the Wilderness Guardians, introduces six different people to both Runescape 3 and Runescape 07 to find out once and for all which game is better suited to attract new players. The variables and limits of the experiment are detailed in the video.Review: Runescape Legacy Mode CombatWildernessGuardians2014-02-24 | His Lordship looks at the upcoming legacy combat update in more detail, giving an overview of what Jagex has told us so far and also his thoughts and suggestions on the little material available.
Tales from Port Sarim: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NmS0INoeooThe Complete Idiots Guide to Fixing RunescapeWildernessGuardians2014-02-05 | His Lordship tackles a question that baffles a large number of people in the community. Does Runescape have a future as a viable game, and what needs to happen to make it so? He draws on his experience as a clan leader, a Runefest attendee, a videomaker, and long-time RS player, since Runescape classic.
His Lordship shares his beliefs about why Runescape's population is declining. He has been a clan leader for 10 years, fought in hundreds of battles, is well known by Jagex and the PK community, and is also a part-time Runescape video-maker. His most well-known is work is "The Wilderness: An Unauthorised Biography".
The thoughts shared in this video have been distilled from months of contemplation, and come at risk to His Lordships reputation: the majority of the PK community is against any attempt to repair Runescape 3. He has chosen to deliver this as a real-life video so that you can see his passion and sincerity.
It's a long video, but what do you expect for such a major topic?Old Wilderness Guardians Recruitment MovieWildernessGuardians2013-07-29 | An old recruitment movie for the Wilderness Guardians, from 2007. Re-uploaded for historical reasons. Not to be used for current recruitment.The Runescape WorkoutWildernessGuardians2013-06-08 | I MADE THIS FOR FUN, NOT TO BE SERIOUS! Please treat it as that - just a quirky little change from the usual Runescape videos.
His Lordship and the Wilderness Guardians guide you through a Runescape-themed workout, focusing on all the major muscle groups. The exercises are inspired by the daily activities of Runescape players, but have of course been adapted to work the muscles more. No gym equipment needed - this workout was made for all fitness levels.
All music is taken from the Runescape website except the track Born to Do This, which was remixed by His Lordship.The 2007 Runescape ServersWildernessGuardians2013-02-21 | Please don't mind the dramatic hand gestures! I'm not gay, I'm a musician :P
There is much to think about regarding this monumental Jagex decision. You may have assumed I would be immediately excited, but actually I am a little worried about the server release. Please post your thoughts as well. I do love reading comments. If you share my views, share my video too!Chris Drops a Potato Into Genes Mixing BowlWildernessGuardians2013-02-18 | So I just discovered a new slow-motion record function on my camcorder, and went a little bit crazy. Thanks to my beautiful assistants Ruth Hayes and Chris MothersoleThe Wilderness Biography - His Lordship Responds To Your FeedbackWildernessGuardians2012-07-10 | His Lordship talks about recent comments on the wilderness biography [Part II] and answers some questions. Discussion on the combat update at the end. Go to 6:50 for the combat feedback.
Here are the six most important tips to good vocal narration.
I also edited the sound to add reverb - I forgot that point until it was too late to add it.
When it sounds like you are speaking in a cavernous stone hall, your words become weightier.His Lordship - Real Life VideoMaker BlogWildernessGuardians2012-02-27 | It's His Lordship once again rambling on as I do. Hating hating HATING those bags under my eyes, but wot do? I'm tired as hell.
I tend not to make shitty little blogs like this, but I guess I'll do this as a once off. Expect higher quality videos in the future.
Get on the bandwagon people... post your real life selves. Scapers are just like everyone else. We come in all shapes and sizes.
Oh, and check this out:
http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/967/tshirtg.jpg And no... I would not ever leave my bedroom with that.
Trolls, rest easy. It's a joke.His Lordship Introduces the new Wilderness MovieWildernessGuardians2012-02-23 | This is His Lordship's introduction to what he describes as the most significant Runescape-related movie ever made. In truth, it was made not by himself of his colleague Keanu, but by a united community of clans who debated the issues and distilled a unified view on the wilderness - past, present and future.Mod Chihiro Discusses PVP Clans [Runefest 2011]WildernessGuardians2012-01-14 | Mod Chihiro at Runefest, discussing the crisis that is overcoming PVP clans, and the solution regarding the adding of resources into the wilderness.Tales from Port Sarim [Golden Gnome Video Awards 2011]WildernessGuardians2011-08-14 | Lyrics:
Port Sarim, I'd wager there's no finer place
For I've searched ev'ry land in the known human race
From Varrock to Lumbridge and Falador Square
But there's nothing as fresh as the salty sea air.
From every corner the sailors have come
To the old Rusty Anchor for our famous rum
They sing of the stories from faraway lands
But they all fall in love with the soft yellow sands.
Oh no, it's Port Sarim, I should not be here
But I sank the damn trawler, my first time this year.
I love to go sailing I have to admit,
But that' Murphy's so stingy his boat sails like sh**.
Drink up, my brothers! Yo ho, yo ho!
For the night is still young and there's long ways to go.
The women are gentle, the fires burn warm,
Let us drink to our brethren who weather the storm.
I long for adventure, my spirit is free.
On the good Lady Lumbridge I take to the sea.
A dragon awaits me with firey breath;
If I do not slay Elvarg I sail to my death.
We hail from the outpost, we knights of the void.
We are seeking a creature that must be destroyed.
Search every corner, turn every stone
For at terrible risk are more lives than our own.
The monks of Entrana are gentle and fair
On our small holy island no arms may you bear.
To many a stranger our ways may seem odd
But no mortal can question the will of a God.
[INSTRUMENTAL]
Drink up, my brothers! Yo ho, Yo har!
For the night is still young and your troubles are far.
Adventure, and danger and treasures galore,
Let us drink to Port Sarim, the jewel of our shore.
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Original words, music, story and cinematography by His_Lordship.
Sung by His_Lordship and Jacqui E
Acting by The Wilderness Guardians clan.
Filmed entirely on Runescape.
Sound effects taken from the public domain.
Produced as an entry for the 2011 Golden Gnomes competition.Wilderness Guardians Australian Real Life Meeting 2010WildernessGuardians2010-12-21 | The Wilderness Guardians Runescape clan meets in real life for the sixth time, this time in Australia's beautiful Gold Coast. A merry time is had by all, and seven strangers become seven friends.Runefest - A SummaryWildernessGuardians2010-09-05 | This video covers some of (but certainly not all) the major events that occured during Runefest:
The outside queue MMG's opening speech Runescape Genesis (briefly) Pronunciation of City and God names Players vs Jmods Jousting Golden Gnome Awards
It's recorded from His Lordship's perspective so there's a reasonable amount of footage showing members of the Wilderness Guardians clan.His Lordships Teamspeak Rant - LiveWildernessGuardians2010-08-29 | The famous 2005 Teamspeak rant of His Lordship takes on a whole new dimension in this new 2010 real life rendition. Aimed as a way to keep the queue entertained, bhe swear words disappeared, but you can see the veins in his neck if you look hard enough.
Recorded by 1carrot at the Vinopolis, August 28th 2010 for Runefest.
The WG website is:
http://www.wildernessguardians.comHis Lordship vs Elyxiatic at RunefestWildernessGuardians2010-08-29 | His Lordship and Elyxiatic head to head in a jousting match at Runefest.Golden Gnomes Animation - The Wilderness Guardians by His LordshipWildernessGuardians2010-08-23 | This is His Lordship's entry for the Runescape Golden Gnome awards. Unfortunately, all uploads were removed from this account, so I have to re-upload everything.
Apologies to those of you that left comments. please leave again.
All music is original, and all sounds are public. This story is the greatest story in Runescape history, told through His Lordship's eyes. The creation, the god wars, and the rise of man. Enjoy!