Random Runescape Reviews #1 - The Skateboarding Skill ACher91 2011-07-08 | Just something random I wanted to try. :D Enjoy!
Paranite Golden Gnome Video Awards 2011 - Ahnuld Quest 3? ACher91 2011-07-25 | What happens when you upset Runescape's natural order.If you haven't seen my first 2 Ahnuld-related videos, it might help a bit if you go and see them before watching this one...Ahnuld #1 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OAgWo5JS5AAhnuld #2 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiIspXvBcQ4K, since so many people ask about the games, here it is.1: Age of Empires 12: Rollercoaster Tycoon 13: SUPER SMASH BROTHERS MELEE. WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!114: Black & White5: Quake 26: Crash Bandicoot 27: Star Wars Bounty Hunter8: Spyro the Dragon9: Dragonball Z Budokai10: Fire EmblemCreditz:Dairy MilkDogfurForce0fZarosI Am LennonMahjarrationQueen AlliaSweet AngelValvar ExartZeRKeR-99
Achers Crazy Adventures 3 ACher91 2011-05-26 | This is the 3rd episode of my Crazy Adventures series. If you haven't seen the first 2, please do so before watching this one. Enjoy
Pots - A Runescape Jars Parody ACher91 2011-05-12 | Yay it's finally here. 99 crafting, wooooo. Go me and all that... This is a parody of Jars by Chevelle. If you haven't heard the song first, go listen blah blah... you know the drill by now. Btw, for some reason the video quality is way better in 360p than 480p. O_o Now, I think it's about time I put out an official disclaimer of some sort for the people who don't like my voice: THE POINT OF THESE VIDEOS IS NOT MY STELLAR SINGING. Never was. Just enjoy the lyrics and video. -_- *cough*Logdotzip*cough* Anywayz, moving right along... Lyrics: Hold on to clay You're gonna need exp When crafting pots Please don't macro When crafting pots Please don't macro We can't both have the class 5 I claim it as mine! Go, before I get mad and drop a kiln on you From me You're stabbing me! Why me!? Go stab him too! Oh, poo. Now I'm dying. This world! This world is too full Steal from the stalls You need silver to craft In Mount Doom's furnace Make a ring of power Then craft some pots Invisibly Keep crafting pots With my precious... We can't both be ring bearer There can only be one Ring to rule them all, And it belongs to me, Not you. It obeys me, Not you! With strength accrued, it's time to take over This world! I will take over the world! This world! I will take over the world! All will panic for a day And then for much more As I spread the darkness As the moon never sets You can't hope to defeat me I will never fall Blood that tastes like oil runs down my throne From the deaths of my enemies, deaths of who oppose me Oh shit! This one's smarter! This world! I'm going to lose the world! It looks like I should have Just stuck to crafting pots Credits: aka Elle Dogfur Farashaa SS Conrail94 SS J Wag Sweet Angel Vlaid
Paranite - A Runescape Kryptonite Parody ACher91 2011-02-05 | Yay I got 99 constitution! I am now Superman. This is a parody of the song Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down. If you haven't heard the original song first, I'd appreciate it if you went and heard it before watching this video. :) RSC owns. Go play it now!! My display name is Paranite. Lyrics: I feel real bad for the last noob who tried to take me on I left his body lying somewhere in the Varrock slums Then I equipped my wings and flew around the moon You see there's nothing I can't do... Yeah So I equipped my wings and flew around the moon... And when I was done I landed in a hostile platoon I really don't mind if you can damage me 'Cause I pretty much have infinite hp! If I lost all my health would you still call me Paranite? If I got killed at Corp would you be there blessing my grave? I KO lots of noobs with my super pony And my fixed device You call me strong, you call me weak Oh bitch, you'd best not call me weak! You took for granted all the times That I had let you live You stumbled in and bumped your head I said "Lol, noob," and now you're dead I mocked your grave and then demolished it myself! If I go crazy then will you still call me Paranite? Oh wait, I'm always crazy... Yeah, you know what—nevermind I keep KO'ing noobs with my super pony And my fixed device If I go crazy then will you still call me Paranite? Oh yeah, I'm always crazy, so you know what—nevermind I KO lots of noobs with my super Acher might I'm Paranite! Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah! Credits: Bereren Dogfur ERINHAND InkRaven Jennymuffins King Crisis lmSuperman Lucky Dutchy Overpowering Runite Solid Satya1avesta SS Jake SSE Conrail Stacxie Sweet Angel Syler SK
Im Amazing - A Runescape Amazing Parody ACher91 2010-12-13 | Dang.... it seems like every next video I make just takes longer and longer to edit ;D ..Oh well! Yay for 99 smithing. =D Song is "Amazing" by Kanye West. Lyrics: It's amazing, I'm the reason Everybody's wearing rune this season I'm exhausted, barely breathing I just smithed a truckload of machine guns No matter what you can never outsmith me My hammering will bring you to your knees It's amazin', how amazin', I'm amazin', so amazin', It's amazin', how amazin', I'm amazin', so amazin', Just amazin' I'm a hustler, I'm a skiller Y'all know I own, yeah I'm a problem that'll never ever be solved And no matter what you can never outsmith me My hammering rings through the galaxy It's amazin', how amazin', I'm amazin', so amazin', It's amazin', how amazin', I'm amazin', so amazin', Just amazin' I'm amazing with my leet stats If dragon can't be smithed, then what you call that? Hilarious, I'm nefarious I pwn fluently, strive off lunacy Sitting at my workbench chair I'm trying to smith a computer Playin' Irlscape Raise a couple math levels I'm amazing, born in May '02 Smithing mith in RSC, it's true That's why I'm so good, I can smith an airplane And then go crash it into a tall building They're like "Oh, God! Why the hell'd you do that!?" I think it's obvious— 'Cause I'm Paranite! So amazin', so amazin', so amazin' It's amazin', how amazin', I'm amazin', so amazin', It's amazin', how amazin', I'm amazin', so amazin', It's amazin', how amazin', I'm amazin', so amazin', Just amazin' Credits: A Red Barron Bereren Bu DawnSavior Dogfur10 Dr Yamz Eh Bidoof Hddemix HopeDeclined I Am Eclair Runite Solid SS Conrail94 Silverx_ftw Sweet Angel
Work My Magic - A Runescape Work Your Magic Parody ACher91 2010-10-31 | Yay for 99 magic! :D ...The amount of editing I put into this one makes Dat New Cape look like crap. ;) The song I parodied this time is "Work Your Magic" by Dmitry Koldun... please listen to it before watching this video :P At 1:19 youtube screws up and doesn't render "3 2 1 FIGHT!" properly. Not my fault... sigh. Lyrics: Welcome to my house and you will see It's a floating tower Yes, I made it all myself with my magic power I can serve you something really cold Call it hax or barrage, But you'll only call it owned when I... Work my magic You'll never even see it coming Your survival's unbecoming, End forthcoming! Work my magic I can bind K'ril to do my bidding And if you think I'm kidding, Just try me! Oh now so you dare to challenge me To a duel of magic? Well, I'll warn you the outcome will be Very tragic Now we're at DA and we begin Playing a nigh pointless game; Everybody knows that I will win! Work my magic You'll never even see it coming Your survival's unbecoming, Death forthcoming! Work my magic I'll elude this brazen commotion Watch the way I part this ocean Part this ocean Work my magic My results really are quite numbing And then when you see it coming, It's too late! So I work my magic... Oh, I work my magic... And now I'll destroy the world! Credits: Da berg man Drew Barron Ema Shade ERINHAND ftw_detroyer hanyo Hey Im Tiff I Am Eclair InkRaven IWANT GUTHAN King Crisis lanochetrste Luce OccultDogfur Preminicious SecrecySworn Sfenn sjz SS Conrail94 Sweet Angel Valvar Exart Yamean14
Achers Crazy Adventures 2 ACher91 2010-09-05 | Sequel ftw. ***If you haven't watched the first one, please do so before watching this video! You can find it here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_ftRScZZ-4 Thanks to everyone who helped :)
Burn The Logs - A RuneScape Let It Rock Parody ACher91 2010-08-09 | Hmm. I originally wanted fm to be the worst video in order to correspond with the nature of the skill, but somehow, it actually turned out very awesome, lol. Dang. Oh well, that's what I get for putting it off so long and letting my vid-making skills grow, I guess... I trained fm to 99 when I was f2p, hence the lyrics at the very beginning. Lyrics: You see, I'm free to play Got nothing to do now Guess I'll burn some logs While noobs cook some tuna I bought 90k This will be enough for 99 99 99 And I take my time Get kidnapped by mimes Kill them in my wrath I'm sublime! [Chorus:] Because when I arrive, I, I'll light some fires Why, you ask? Well 'cause, Uh, I'm just a pyro, I don't know. Now let's Set this place on fire! Burn the logs Burn the logs Burn the logs Now the sun's disgraced 'Cause my flames burn hotter So it summoned rain And drenched them in water And it pissed me off So I stuck my middle finger To the world To the world To the world And I take my time I ignite in lines My next 99... It is nigh! [Chorus] Yeah! In Acher's world, Tinderbox Used with logs And some rocks Somehow magically results in bombs Hey, let's do Barrows! BOOM! Now Ahrim's gone (Bombs!) And Karil's gone (Bombs!) And Dharok's gone (Bombs!) And Verac's gone Hey, what's my prize? Ménage-à-trois! I'm in here like "Bitch, get out!" You can't fish here, this is MY trout! I can blow you up I can blow you down I'm the reason all the river trolls skipped town And my adze is hotter than a dragon's howl I don't even need no shield now! I'm just a bamf, man! Don't ask how! [Alternate chorus:] Because when I arrive I cause forest fires Automatically My hotness inspires Watch as I take flight Now I'm breathing fire! Burning noobs Burning noobs Burning noobs Just burning noobs Burning noobs Burning noobs Burning noobs... Burning noobs... I'm back like I forgot something Oh, nothing... I just like breathing fire like a black dragon Noobs running 'cuz they don't wanna get toasted Wreck Fally like I'm Godzilla Noob air force thinks they can own me Here's a repeat of my ad comp vid... You wish you could be As cool as me And you wish you could blow Shit up like me But you can't, so just don't even try K thanks, now bye! ;) Credits: (alphabetical order) 0ops Sorry Cam I Am Cody G 70 Davve Haeso5 I Am Eclair khaos kashi Kiing Daviid Lady Shahdie Prince Losde Queen Summer SinsMurderer Sweet Angel Sweet doggy Techno Rain wtf elvemyge
The Ahnuld Quest 2 - Runescape Golden Gnomes 2010 short story machinima ACher91 2010-08-06 | Yay, the sequel! :PAoughw!If you haven't seen the first one, please do so before watching this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OAgWo5JS5AThanks to the following people:DogfurGizzy GazzaSBK GambitSweet Angel
The Ahnuld Quest - Runescape Golden Gnomes short story machinima ACher91 2010-07-23 | Aoughw! :D Thanks to the following people: Hit Refresh Sweet Angel
Achers Crazy Adventures ACher91 2010-06-05 | A day in the life of Acher. ...This was just something new I tried, but after lots of positive feedback, I've decided to make this an ongoing series. :)
Rocks - A RuneScape Clocks Parody ACher91 2010-05-20 | Woooooot 99 mining! :PYes, the cripple slide was a glitch.Lyrics:The ore lights up and I can't be stoppedWith pick in hand I attack the rockAfter 80, it's LRCWhere I'll spend four weeks in ennui miningRun up to bank my oresWhile being hassled by these whores againGod, I should kill them all...But not now; I must not stall miningSo boredSo boredIt's so boring 'cause no one talksJust swinging picks and mining rocksOh wait, that's 'cause my public's offO_o Holy shit, let's turn it back off! Mining...Climbed out to get some airAnd almost died; it's just not fair'Cause some rogue cart ran over meSo now I'm crippled woefully crippled.Still though, I can move slowlyWith limited mobilityThough my sad state attracts a crowdFrom which escape's just not allowed, slidingThey call my pain a ruseAnd report, claiming bug abuseWell I escape by glider rideAnd continue my cripple slide singingCripple slideCripple slideCripple slideCripple slideAnd nothing can fix meNot even this ponyOh whirlpool, just kill me! ...please...Rocks, I'll never leave you againRocks, Rocks, They are my bestest friendsRocks, I'll never leave you againRocks, Rocks, They are my bestest friendsThanks to:CrinyoDawnSaviordogfur10iLove YuuuOne BindP I CSBK GambitSweet AngelVeng meh nowYour MOOBSNO thanks to:Dawnilicious
How To Abyss Runecraft Like A Pro ACher91 2010-04-04 | Just something a lil' different ;P Inspired in part by Ink Raven's "What Really Happens When You Teleport" Enjoy! Song is Escape, by Craig Armstrong.
Cant Hurt Me - A Runescape Cant Touch This Parody ACher91 2010-03-14 | My display name is Paranite. Woot! The 5th one is here :D A GIANT thanks to all my friends who helped make this possible! Thanks for taking your time to come help me make this nubby vid (especially you guys that came during the bonus weekend) I love you so much. lessthan3 I'm serious. Lyrics: Can't hurt me (x4) My my my my defence is 99 Like my prayer, but less divine Screw you! You can't hurt me! I'm—oh shit, he just hit 903 O_o It feels good when you know you're tough An invincible tank with the right stuff And I'm known as such An epic defender you can't touch I told you, noob (can't hurt me) Yeah, that's how I tank it and you know (can't hurt me) Look at my def, man (can't hurt me) Yo, let's keep this goin', all right? (can't hurt me) I dare you, advance! You can't hurt me; you're as noob as France Oh well, let's see how this goes Yep, just like I thought! It's a bunch of zeros Oh, you tired? What now? ...You're wasting my time, noob! Get the fuck out! Like that. Like that. I can block these rocks with a baseball bat! Pwn these trolls! Yeah, I'm too much Just a pro guy that can't be touched. Yo, I told you (can't hurt me) Whatcha doin' there, man? (You can't hurt me) Aiight, stay tuned y'all, it's just getting good (can't hurt me) Use a godsword, or a whip I don't care—you're not gonna hit shit! Maxing on me? Forget it! Ones are all you'll see for your high hits That's right, I'm Paranite! Paired up with me? Don't even try to fight or resist. Just quit! It looks like I hax, though my skills are legit I cheat??? Nah, you're just bad. Hey, watch this, this is how I tank Jad. He can't hurt me Nope, still can't hurt me! Break it down! ...Stop! Acher time! Dwarven cannon—it is said If you don't dodge this then you probably are dead That is, unless you're me Man, what a joke, this is too easy! All right, y'all here's how Acher rolls When I'm not pwning, I'm chilling with my bros. Rockin' those flared pants Just for a minute let's all disco dance! (Dance, dance, dance) Yeeeeeaah! (can't hurt me) Look, man (can't hurt me) You better watch out, because you know you (can't hurt me) Insert more cockiness here Break it down! ...Stop! Acher time! Can't hurt me (x3) Break it down! ...Stop! Acher time! Every time you see me My ego's just so high I'm sexy on the floor, and I'm a beast in the sky. Now why would I ever restrain my smartass wit With others making attacks that just don't hit? I've been around the world from tut isle to the gnomes It's "Acher! Hey Acher! Yo Paranite! Acher!" And everyone else just blows! Can't hurt me (x?) Creditz: (alphabetical order =P) 0ops Sorry Ahm Rules Ashley deathsky0009 dogfur10 Elysium_AD ERINHAND FTEashleyFTE Heavenfallz Herro Im Lex ITIod Dan Jessica Iv Lisawarrior lRAQ-Baghdad Luce Lucian927 Milly267 Ninja Envy nezumi hanyo Runite Solid Sandora Elit SBK Capital SBK Eclipse SBK Mojo SBK Serenade -- (clan SBK ftw lolz) Shaddy147 Susan Said Sweet Angel undyinhatrid
Why you should get a Prayer Cape - Runescape Machinima Ad Competition 2010 ACher91 2010-02-01 | Yesss, the prayer cape is epic! It can make you transform into Godzilla! :D This was filmed January 29, 2010, before the Orb of Occulus came out. And yes, yes, I am aware that the voices sound bad and staticky!! They are supposed to be like that! I made them that way on purpose. Have you ever watched movies where fighter pilots talk to each other??? The quality is not crystal clear! ;) Enjoy.
Dat New Cape - A Runescape Dat New New Parody ACher91 2010-01-03 | My Runescape name is Paranite. Welcome to my 4th parody video! The most edit-intensive and time-consuming one of all of them! To enjoy this to full potential, it would help if you've first heard Dat New New by Kid Cudi (preferably the VIKING remix) Enjoy! :) Lyrics: Salutations to all you can call me Acher Though I'm Paranite now, most eligible bachelor Way my wings are flappin it's like a bird on wheels Just one look at this hotness will get you head over heels And this the premier of dat new cape here It's goin' take you beyond To a whole new frontier All the stuff you're gon' see is real crazy in fact Like this whole flying thing, or trying to bench some yaks Yep, yep... I got this... right. Now don't even try to follow me unless you've got flight And I don't care just how bad you wanna be in my new cape video If you ain't got no skills, then go gtfo I keep you in my trance, I keep you soundly wowed I keep myself up high, way above the clouds No catching me when I soar; you can look all over Gielinor (Hook) You can look all over but NO! You'll never find me Away I fly WOOP! It blow your mind You can look all over but NO! You'll never find me Up in the sky Yeah, I'm divine Salutations my noob fans I'm aware that I'm awesome Looks like if I want peace Imma have to play possum Cause everywhere I go I get constant "Hello"s I guess I'm gettin famous Just like Vincent Van Gogh And the FAQs keep comin And my sub count's poppin' As well as vid view count Keep it comin, don't stop em! And in Falador square That statue in the center Is now a shrine to me Cause I'm everyone's mentor Yeah I'm super-poledance-Acher-istic-emcee-aladocious And edit ferocious, I've been makin these vids I captivate the public, if you love it then subscribe it Awesomeness like this, you just can't describe it Playing since Classic most know nothin' bout it Coveting this cape, now I finally got it FAQ: How did I make all my money? I did Runecrafting, making double nats Now you know. (Hook) 2x What it be to my boosters The adventures I take Well, come with me on one As I depart Runescape Everyone wants to know Just what exists out here Well, keep following me-- Holy shit, Metal Gear! Anyway, as I say, It's quite crazy hither Oh, look, Octogonapus And he's firing his lazer Don't worry though, I'm safe Lazer Protect is pro! Oh hey look, it's Jinsr Making jig videos! Yeah man, this place is whack Even more so than Mac Best not stay here too long, Or you'll have a heart attack Rips in fabric of time And some teletubbies Also Batman on crack And lumps of evil cheese But they can't stop me at all Not even with a hyperbolic chainsaw And even with that, They're no match for my serene grace I'll return to Runescape via hyperspace! (some more Hook)
Detailed Runescape puzzle box guide (with voice commentary) ACher91 2009-12-21 | A lot of people have trouble with these things, and they can be ridiculously frustrating if you don't know how to do them, so I am making this video in an attempt to help those people out. :) Needless to say, if you're a pro, don't watch; there is nothing for you here. The tactics I show can be applied to any one of the puzzles (including Monkey Madness), but I happened to have the troll one, so I am demonstrating it on that one. My Runescape name is Paranite. Good luck with these, and have fun 'scaping!
Achers Breakdancing Adventure - Runescape Machinima Competition ACher91 2009-08-21 | I've always wanted to see a breakdance emote, but it seems as if jagex was never really planning on releasing one.... Well, one typical day in RuneScape, I was bored and didn't know what to do, so I decided to take it upon myself to work on making breakdancing in RuneScape possible, and this is my story. Watch and see how my hard work pays off. ;) My display name is now Paranite.
I Dont Wanna Have To Pay For This - A Runescape Lonely No More Parody ACher91 2009-07-16 | My display name is now Paranite. Woot! The third cape video is here--Thieving! The song this time: Lonely No More by Rob Thomas. Excuse the crappiness of the sound quality please... My mic started acting all gay and staticky, and there was nothing I could do about it :( Lyrics: Now it seems to me That I don't know what to steal 'Cause everything here sucks. I need to find something new. I just need to find something that gives more exp Ooh! A pyramid! This will work out nicely. ;) [Chorus:] I don't wanna be a noob thief no more I don't wanna have to pay for this And if you believe that you can catch me, Then you'll be another victim of my fist I don't wanna keep failing no more It's more annoying than this damn frog kiss There's only one way to solve this and that's to whore I don't wanna be a noob thief anymore. Whao-oh whao-oh whao-oh whoawhoawhoa Whao-oh whao-oh whao-oh whoawhoawhoa I can steal from you; my mad skills just have no end Break into your house, and I'll do your girlfriend I can rob this bank, if I act like a skank; By poledancing over the gate I'm in Grab the stuff, poledance back, deadly as a heart attack, I am a ninja! [Chorus] What if I could steal a cow? What if the cow could steal me? O.o What if I could do crazy shit like breakdance or climb a tree? What if I could move like ice?--slippery and tricky as can be What if I could go steal a horse and get rich off its astray course? [Chorus:] I don't wanna be a noob thief no more I don't wanna have to pay for this And after those three weeks during which I've whored I got 'nother max stat to cross off my list I don't wanna keep failing no more It's more annoying than this damn frog kiss And you know what; after this fail I will no more 'Cause I'm finally a master thief for sure.
I Run This Course - a Runescape Boulevard of Broken Dreams Parody ACher91 2009-06-11 | My display name is now Paranite. Sorry to keep you waiting so long, but my next 99 vid is here! :) Those of you who have seen my first one know what to expect here... those who HAVEN'T can find my first vid here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8fYYoTluxM Now, once again, like with the first one, it helps if you actually know the original song before watching this (I don't think that'll really be an issue here--I mean, who hasn't heard Boulevard of Broken Dreams before? Lol... But if you haven't, GO LISTEN TO IT!!) Lyrics: I run this monkey course on the crappy town of Ape Atoll Can't fail any more, but watch the noobs who can, and on I roll. I walk a boring road to 99 agil with no remorse It bores me to tears, but my steel will keeps me running the course I run this course I run this course I run this course I run this My greegree's the only thing that I have on me My teles are all that I've got in my invy Sometimes I wish this shit was done already 'Til then I run this course Ahh-ahh Ahh-ahh Ahh-ahh Ahhhhhhh-ahh Ahh-ahh Ahh-ahh Ahh-ahh I walk on this thin line, juggle chins, do backflips and emotes My goal is to get this guy's clothes and trumpet thing he totes Yup, that weekly break is all I take from my intense training After I do that, I go back to Marim and keep whoring I run this course I run this course I run this course I run it My greegree's the only thing that I've got on me My teles are all that I have in my invy Sometimes I wish this shit was done already 'Til then I run this course Ahh-ahh Ahh-ahh Ahh-ahh Ahhhhhhh-ahh Ahh-ahh Ahh-ahh I run this course I run it! [air guitar solo] I walk through this jungle on my way to see Captain Izzy 100k with me And now I'm finally done and I got my cape! My greegree is of no further use to me My runes were used in that last Varrock tele I feel like poledancing on top of Lumby No more running this course! Special thanks to: Pudd In - guest poledancer Ace Kill 22 - clan nub who left -_- Laura X P - the female poledancer :) and of course, Jinsr44 - the inspiration for about a third of this video :P and, a VERY special thanks to xxxstr0rzxx who taught me how to stop youtube from shutting down my parodies! =) Luv you man!! :P
Acher (Paranite) gets a Fire Cape ACher91 2009-04-27 | My display name is now Paranite. .... Ahh well... this one was a lot more spontaneous than my other cape vids. I never even thought about making a vid for this one, but technically, it IS a CAPE that takes a lot of SKILL to get... meh, I just kind of randomly decided to do it one day, without much planning, lol. Well, I think it still turned out pretty good nonetheless ;) This is my second Fire Cape; I never vidded the first one =\ Since it's not an actual skillcape, I'm not singing the song this time. Lolz. I know there's a bit too many fight cave vids out there already, but whatever. Here's mine. :P Enjoy Special thanks to: Basshunter - for making this amazing song Pure Paprika - for letting me borrow his flying powers :) Sergeant Steelwill - for making me lose my first Fire Cape, thus making this video possible Runite Solid - for inspiring me to make it, with his horrendous ineptitude at fight caves XD
Keep On Whoring - A Runescape Remember The Name Parody ACher91 2008-12-19 | My display name is now Paranite. ***IMPORTANT NOTE If you haven't actually heard Remember The Name by Fort Minor (preferably the uncensored version, lol) yet, I strongly recommend you do so before watching this video!! Half the hilarity comes from knowing how blatantly I ripped off it :P Okay now, for those of you ignoramuses out there, "whoring" basically means grinding--it's when you spend a LOT of time only doing one thing because you are dedicated to it (basically it's a derogatory term for dedication, lolz) like I did strength. Lyrics: [Intro - Fort Minor, ACher91] [Chorus] This 10% luck, 20% time, 15% concentrated power of mind 5% pleasure, 50% boring, and 100% reason to just keep on whoring. ACher! He doesn't need his name on Rogue Scores He just wants to hit hard whether it's the whip or the sword. He feels so unlike everybody else, stronger, in spite of the fact that some people still think that they're better, but fuck 'em! He's got the stats-- it's not about the summoning, or hunter, or construction, it's all about agility and gettin' exp, doing clan wars, making sure his clan stays up; That means when he puts it down, Ab's pickin' it up! Let's go! Who the hell is he anyway? He never bounty hunts much, never kills anyone, that's why he just gave up. Humbled through many epic failures and killed despite the fact he has 99 str. What the fuck was up with all that? Trained it all himself, now his guy is all buffed. Never asked for someone's help, or to get some free stuff. He's only focused when he Barrows, his Dharok's will own you, and now it all unfolds, the strength of a warrior. It was 4 month of ankous, then 2 months of bugs, and he whored it so hard it looked like he was on drugs. Whoever thought he'd be the one to set Lumby in flames? And I heard he even mined a lobster once and brought Jagex shame. Kidnapped a unicorn, made it his horse-- "I like ponies!" "Why you had the stupidest verse?" This dude is a bamf, but nobody gets his name right; it pisses him off, "Learn to read, damn neophytes!" [Chorus] All his high hits are sick, and he's casting charged Sara Strike, and he's hittin' 40s, that's hax! Found him in Relentless with Jack. He stole the Fally Sara statue, he's a sneak, he's a thief; the type guards hope to catch but can't cause his level's 93. 6 years in the making patiently waiting to go for the first chance he can get in taking over the globe, It's like an iron curtain--he'll take your money to buy lunch, and if you try to get in his way, he'll give you a falcon punch! ACher! You'll find him every day at hellhounds, He kills 'em while farming, his thirst for 3rd age clues knows no bounds. He often gets a comment on his cape, people keep askin him, Was it given at birth or was it whored through Pest Control? --No. He's living proof, a f2p can pwn too. He'll get you inspired faster than a chick flick with Keanu. Him and his clan were known around as one of the best, dedicated to what they did and kicked a whole lot of ass. Forget ACher! Nobody really knows how or why he whored so hard, it's like he just lost his mind, Because he woke up at 6, and he woke up at 5, And I've seen him at work, looked like he was dead inside, But it all added up after that whole 6 months' time, Like when he hit a 16, or a 29. And those motherfuckers he kills now, those dogs that he fries? Ridiculous; it's over 9000--how does he do it!? [Chorus - 2x] [Outro - ACher91] Yeah! ACher91! Cynthia525! Xmidnightoil! ...Jagex. Gielinor! Runescape!! ALright, now here's some backstory... (just in case anyone cared) I only get members like every once in a blue moon, and for 1 month at a time lol... So I've been playing for over 6 years, but have been f2p for the vast majority of the time, which explains my suckage. -_- So, one day I decided to whore strength. I did *nothing* else for 6 months straight, played every single second of the day that I had free, woke up at 6am, 5am to play... u name it, I did it, lol. Anyway eventually it paid off and I had 99 str. :P Then I bought members for a month and bought my cape. :) So this is basically a song commemorating (and gloryfing) me and my achievement. Enjoy! Thanks for watching everyone, and, happy whoring! :P
