I’ve read a lot of Stephen King’s books, but Misery is the one that my eyes burned through in less than 24 hours. The day went by in a white-knuckled blur as I carried the book from bed to armchair to kitchen table to toilet to armchair (etc) until I was slamming the back cover shut. Annie Wilkes terrified me in ways I’d never been scared before, because Annie Wilkes felt REAL.
I’ve been obsessed with watching video essays ever since I got turned onto thenerdwriter1’s work, so this is my first stab at digging into that world. I've found an unexpected thrill in writing via editing. Trying to craft a narrative or argument with mostly outside sources wound up feeling surprisingly liberating. (Except for the part where I had to venture to the dark side of the internet and watch most of the Nightmare on Elm’s Street/Friday the 13th/Halloween/Texas Chainsaw Massacre kills to try to find footage that I thought fit with my aesthetic. I felt like I was trapped in an Antonin Artaud play.) * * * Nathan Wellman - Performer, Writer, Director, Editor (@LightningWOW) Phoebe Kuhlman - Hair Monster, Camera operator
With special thanks to David Haverty and Devon Kenneth Lee for editing advice. Premiere Pro has proven to be a teasing vixen which confounds me at every turn.
Sources:
Ludwig Van Beethoven - Moonlight Sonata (Working with the best. Fo free.)
Misery (1990) Silence of the Lambs (1991) Saw (2004) Pan's Labyrinth (2006) Halloween (1978) Nightmare on Elm's Street (1984) The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989) The Exorcist (1973)
I’ve read a lot of Stephen King’s books, but Misery is the one that my eyes burned through in less than 24 hours. The day went by in a white-knuckled blur as I carried the book from bed to armchair to kitchen table to toilet to armchair (etc) until I was slamming the back cover shut. Annie Wilkes terrified me in ways I’d never been scared before, because Annie Wilkes felt REAL.
I’ve been obsessed with watching video essays ever since I got turned onto thenerdwriter1’s work, so this is my first stab at digging into that world. I've found an unexpected thrill in writing via editing. Trying to craft a narrative or argument with mostly outside sources wound up feeling surprisingly liberating. (Except for the part where I had to venture to the dark side of the internet and watch most of the Nightmare on Elm’s Street/Friday the 13th/Halloween/Texas Chainsaw Massacre kills to try to find footage that I thought fit with my aesthetic. I felt like I was trapped in an Antonin Artaud play.) * * * Nathan Wellman - Performer, Writer, Director, Editor (@LightningWOW) Phoebe Kuhlman - Hair Monster, Camera operator
With special thanks to David Haverty and Devon Kenneth Lee for editing advice. Premiere Pro has proven to be a teasing vixen which confounds me at every turn.
Sources:
Ludwig Van Beethoven - Moonlight Sonata (Working with the best. Fo free.)
Misery (1990) Silence of the Lambs (1991) Saw (2004) Pan's Labyrinth (2006) Halloween (1978) Nightmare on Elm's Street (1984) The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989) The Exorcist (1973)
Happy Halloween, y'allLonglegs: A Whole World of DollsAcolytes of Horror2024-10-20 | LL
00:00 - Intro 9:09 - Part One: Blood 30:45 - Part Two: Power 37:23 - Interlude: Interpretation 46:15 - Part Three: Good and Evil 58:56 - Part Four: Control 01:17:10 - Epilogue
SOURCES
The Christian Bible Mel Gibson; The Passion of the Christ
Cecil B. DeMille; King of Kings Dallas Jenkins; The Chosen Franco Zefferilli; Jesus of Nazareth George Stevens; The Greatest Story Ever Told Paolo Pasolini; The Gospel According to St. Matthew
Bill Watterson and John Kascht; The Mysteries Bill Watterson; Calvin & HobbesSkinamarink Followed Me Home (a spoiler-free warning)Acolytes of Horror2023-02-11 | come upstairs
Alex Garland; Annihilation Alfred Hitchcock; Psycho Ari Aster; Hereditary Frank Henenlotter; Basket Case John Keats; Ode On A Grecian Urn Li Po; On The City Street Matthew Zapruder; Why Poetry Mary Oliver: A Poetry Handbook Robert Frost; The Rose Family Yusef Komunyakaa; Ode To The MaggotNetflixs The Sandman: Horror Fantasy Without FearAcolytes of Horror2022-08-17 | "24/7" was the best episode of an otherwise inconsistent adaptation
Akira Kurosawa; Rashomon Akira Kurosawa; Something Like An Autobiography David Lowery; The Green KnightThe Green Knight: The Uncanny Horror of MasculinityAcolytes of Horror2021-10-29 | Power is just a fantasy.
William Friedkin; The Exorcist (film) William Peter Blatty; The Exorcist (novel)
Aaron Harvey; The Evil Woods Alexandre Aja; The Hills Have Eyes Daniel Stamm; The Last Exorcism David S. Goyer; The Unborn Diederik van Rooijen; The Possession of Hannah Grace Gerardo Valero; A sermon no one can sleep through rogerebert.com/far-flung-correspondents/a-sermon-no-one-can-sleep-through James Wan; Saw Joan Frawley Desmond; William Peter Blatty Did a Great Service for the Church by Writing “The Exorcist” ncregister.com/blog/william-peter-blatty-did-a-great-service-for-the-church-by-writing-the-exorcist Lorne Michaels; Saturday Night Live "The Exorcist 2 (feat. Richard Pryor)" youtube.com/watch?v=B8dKnFU5LUE Mark Neveldine; The Vatican Tapes Mikael Håfström; The Rite Movie Web; The Exorcist - Exclusive: Owen Roizman Interview youtube.com/watch?v=BibsC0R_kl4 Natalie Erika James; Relic Nathan Wellman; Silence the Siren Song Neil Marshall; The Descent Nobuhiko Obayashi; House Stanley Kubrick; The Shining Rob Ager; 6 creepy things hidden in THE EXORCIST youtube.com/watch?v=2U_-zjVAo2Q Rob Ager; Excavating The Exorcist (film analysis) youtube.com/watch?v=bGoiF4JvmHM Ryan Hollinger; Is THE EXORCIST Really The "Greatest" Horror Ever Made? youtube.com/watch?v=bjXc2M4Hg6o Robert Eggers; The Lighthouse Rupert Wainwright; Stigmata Tobe Hooper; The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Sam Raimi; The Evil Dead Scott Derrickson; The Exorcism of Emily Rose Simon West; When A Stranger Calls Wes Craven; Nightmare on Elm Street William Friedkin; The French ConnectionSaint Maud: God As A Self-PortraitAcolytes of Horror2021-05-12 | No one sees what they don't want to.
Assistant Directed by Phoebe Kuhlman. As always, she made this video a million times better in so many ways, big and small. Also she did the VO for Amanda's interior monologue. Forgot to put that in the credits!
Phoebe's Instagram: @phoebe_is_kuhl
Other voices by Cameron Cronin and Granison Crawford. Cameron's Instagram: @triplealbatross Granison's Instagram: @instagranison
MUSIC Ambient Gospel Music; Amazing Grace Charles Villiers Stanford; Three Latin Motets Franz Schubert; Ave Maria Gabriel Fauré; 3 Nocturnes, No. 1 Gregorio Allegri; Miserere mei, Deus Swans; Sex, God, Sex Tim Hecker; No DrumsThe Dead Dont Die: How Deadpan Dooms UsAcolytes of Horror2021-02-12 | This isn't going to end well.
Jim Jarmusch; The Dead Don't Die Jim Jarmusch; Stranger Than Paradise Jim Jarmusch; Mystery Train Jim Jarmusch; Coffee and Cigarettes Jim Jarmusch; Ghost Dog Jim Jarmusch; Only Lovers Left Alive Jim Jarmusch; Paterson George Romero; The Dawn of the Dead
Ryan Murphy; Ratched Miloš Forman; One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest Ken Kesey; One Flew Over The Cuckoo's NestThe Lies Of The LighthouseAcolytes of Horror2020-08-18 | Dinner tables, lobsters, and power farts.
Arthur Collins; Hello Ma Baby Dan Bodan; Leoforos Alexandras youtube.com/watch?v=_XQ1KZVH2lw Dean Shostak; youtube.com/watch?v=hTlOzbhwt9I Gong Master; Soft Manner gong stroking technique shown on PaiSTe Symphonic Planet Gongs youtube.com/watch?v=63qSHhiyDHA Mark Korven; Indie Film And Music (Multiple Vids) Mark Korven; How composer Mark Korven created the incredibly eerie sound for The Lighthouse youtube.com/watch?v=vImARtEhTw8 Reyben Kim Woodwinds; The Foggy Dew - Celtic Ocarina The Very Best Gregorian Chants; Requiem Mass Yoshio Ojima; Glass ChatteringHow Midsommar Brainwashes YouAcolytes of Horror2020-05-23 | The ecstasy of indoctrination.
Special Thanks to Phoebe Kuhlman. She made this video a million times better in so many ways, big and small.
Featuring the Voices of Anthony Backman, Phoebe Kuhlman, Tim Kopacz, Guy Picot, Bruno Oliver, Marian Gonzalez, Sarah Cortez, David Miller, Tyler Wellman, Jaime Andrews, Jessie Bias, Kellen Crager, Jason Matthis
Check out my pre-Acolytes of Horror video essays that also analyze scary stuff:
Midsommar The Wicker Man (1973) The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) THX 1138 Jaws CIY Film At Lincoln Center, Ari Aster on Midsommar, Cathartic Endings, the Director's Cut, and His Favorite Films, youtube.com/watch?v=aPGaPTdno10 4K Relaxation Channel, PHACELIA FLOWERS FIELD Relaxation Video - THANK YOU-video to ALL our subscribers! - FREE DOWNLOAD youtube.com/watch?v=aRVGEdgr06k
MUSIC
“All Creatures of Our God And King” by William Henry Draper, played by LiahonaNet at youtube.com/watch?v=HeugOSb2CAM “Banished” by Mark Korven, from The Witch Soundtrack “Prism” by Tim Hecker, from Virgins “Prophecy,” “Gassed,” “Halsingland,” and “Fire Temple” by Bobby Krlic, from Midsommar Soundtrack “Rivers of Sand” by Fennesz, from Venice “Six Hours To Louisiana, Black Coffee Going Cold” by The KLF, from Chill Out “The Mirror Reflecting (Part 1)” by The Haxan Cloak, from Excavation “Under Stars II” by Brian Eno, Daniel Lanois, & Roger Eno, from Apollo “Winter’s Bone” by Kirsten Agresta Copely, from Around the SunNew Name, New FormatAcolytes of Horror2020-05-22 | Tomorrow
What do you do when the church you're supposed to be able to lean on is what's holding you under?
Hollywood stories about victimized groups of people are often stories of empowerment, but a thriller from the 1950s tells a surprisingly faithful story about the feelings of helplessness that comes from being hunted by someone who's supposed to be helping you grow.
How Darren Aronofsky borrowed from the traditions of catharsis in Greek tragedy to create empathetic nightmares in Black Swan, Requiem for a Dream, and mother!We Need ClownsAcolytes of Horror2019-09-07 | Support my work: paypal.me/AcolytesOfHorror
-I did kinda enjoy this movie tho. Great chemistry, interesting concept not based on a book/comic/true story/board game, and the coolest robot bartender ever.
* * * Nathan Wellman - Editor, Music tweaker (@LightningWOW)
All music from Passengers Soundtrack - except some synth stuff I added - I'm safe under parody law, yes?[blank] a short film feat. Leon RussomAcolytes of Horror2017-03-23 | FULL SCREEN RECOMMENDED
I always thought Vader's death was a bit... abrupt. So like any good Star Wars fan, I've concocted this elaborately-researched backstory that gives a deeper explanation to a question that George Lucas would almost certainly answer with "Lightning... duh."
(As much as I love all the extra canon and EU/Legends stuff, this theory really only sources the movies; please don't Force choke me.) * * * Nathan Wellman - Editor, Narrator, Performer (@LightningWOW)
David Miller - Camera Op, After Effects assistance
Movies Used:
Star Wars Episodes 1-6. They're not mine, I am theirs.
Music:
John Williams soundtracks from the aforementioned Star Wars movies.