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| YTP Short: YB Flaunts His Cuck @SpaceGuru5 | Uploaded November 2016 | Updated October 2024, 2 hours ago.
One last YTP for now. For youngbloodfantasy91.
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YTP Short: YB Flaunts His Cuck @SpaceGuru5
![One Shot, One Kill: Artificially Intelligent [MattsFTR]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/B5mKmNSjUbg/hqdefault.jpg "One Shot, One Kill: Artificially Intelligent [MattsFTR]
Yep, another one-shot. This time, Zed will get a chance to show off his marksmanship skills. Fire when ready!
All copyrighted materials belong to their respective owners.
Sources:
Original video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePMwS30q1TI
AI History - https://www.sciencehistory.org/distillations/magazine/thinking-machines-the-search-for-artificial-intelligence
Epiphenomenal Qualia - https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/385916332782256129/446475925551316993/Philosophical_Quarterly Epiphenomenal_Qualia_1982.pdf
Music:
Airborne Ranger cadence")
![A Puff of Chaotic Magic: Avatargate 2.0 [TheMarcusWithin]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/BIvsHF_MnnM/hqdefault.jpg "A Puff of Chaotic Magic: Avatargate 2.0 [TheMarcusWithin]
Heres a quick commentary for now. Schedules getting tight and I needed to put something out there before I forgot to. Enjoy!
Today, TheMarcusWithin demonstrates two key things: The flimsiness of arguments based on subjectivity, and why you should never do commentaries unscripted. Seriously, these never work out.
The script: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-ligUyuvM6OIxYDLcMU61dEqOGMhz2ovXXbJiSp9RJo/edit?usp=sharing
TheMarcusWithin’s video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=117DW3Y9KWg
Keyblade Master’s video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o7lV9SxuHc
Script Checkers:
Snapshot_Tiger
Keyblade Master
8363MTR
Music:
Pastoral - Generando (1982)
A Flock of Seagulls - What Am I Supposed to Do? (1983)
All copyrighted materials belong to their respective owners.")
![A Ren Höek Reckoning: Getting Two Birds Stoned [Kurome Cien Towa & CarmenRider]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ChivQaLL5WU/hqdefault.jpg "A Ren Höek Reckoning: Getting Two Birds Stoned [Kurome Cien Towa & CarmenRider]
No good deed goes unpunished.
This videos gonna dive headfirst into really heavy subject matter, so whether or not things like that make you uncomfortable, I highly suggest implementing viewer discretion.
Not really the first thing I had in mind for celebrating my channels 13th birthday. Or for a commentary, for that matter. But you know what? Sometimes, push comes to shove, and you have to put people back into their place. I dunno about you guys, but I think Kurome blaming me for Rae Kohai and Jonie Roo mistreating me, as well as Carmen trying to cancel and harass me for outdated word-of-mouth horse shit from Kurome is enough grounds for this.
I think I knew all along that I was saving Ren for a video like this, especially since between the two of them, Kurome and Carmen have enough legs to stand on to qualify as a Paralympic sprinter.
As cathartic as this video was for me to make, I really dont want to make another video like this unless I absolutely have to. I would much rather show yall my fun and creative side, not my angry and tough side. But then again, the tone wasnt really a matter of choice for me.
Also, Im aware that I keep saying Kuromes username is Kronya. At the time of me writing this script, his YouTube username was Kronya instead of Kurome Cien Towa. I have no clue why this is, but this is preserved in Carmens video. Just clearing up any potential confusion there.
Sources:
Kurome’s video (MIRRORED)
🪞 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiFggzgdp5A
Given her alleged predatory nature, Carmen’s video WILL NOT be linked here. I cannot risk children getting ensnared in her content. I strongly advise that, for safety purposes, no one under the age of 18 should look for her video. No exceptions. Period.
My 2nd apology TL, 11 Feb 2019
https://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sqq92e
My Open Letter to Carmen, 20 Jul 2021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVGSxXwYY_8
The Rae Kohai document, 14 Jan 2022
https://docs.google.com/document/u/0/d/1y2NDY9mz1-VWciHIWgy3EHAcpP4XJCTvlUBy0Q8_tN4/edit?usp=sharing
My portion of the document, 04 Jul 2021–22 Feb 2022
https://docs.google.com/document/u/0/d/1ekY4pwC1KYnPG8uLZrTz71LxulTWNnrQFK_urcSH_pA/edit?usp=sharing
The Josh the Josher exposé, 15 Jan 2022
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3Ogla82LEo
My portion of the exposé, 04 Mar 2022
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJFZ2xQYXBo
Kurome’s victim blame tweet, 18 Jan 2022
https://twitter.com/KuromeTowaxx/status/1483603548554342403
10 Years of Coyote Comms, 01 Mar 2021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9d7ivKxnPY
The CAN comm, 13 Jul 2017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15t7CKHFnq0
https://scc.fandom.com/wiki/Commentaries_by_Umbrus#Corporation_of_Alternative_Nitpickers
Kurome’s apology to Umbrus, 13 May 2022
https://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1ss1gkb
All sources retrieved 13–15 & 17 May 2022.
Music:
Sisters of Mercy - “This Corrosion” (1987)
DEVO - “Shrivel-Up” (1978)
The Residents - “Laughing Song” (1978)
Iggy Pop - “Funtime” (1977)
The Residents - “The Coming of the Crow” (1980)
Olli Davis - “Nice to Meet You Again” (2021)
Sex Pistols - “Seventeen” (1977)
Written 13–16 May 2022
Recorded 16 May 2022
Edited 16–18 May 2022
English captions added by me on 25 May 2022
Credited script checkers (there were others):
Raven Pines
Fractured Light
Nihilistic Snake
The script:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1A016kP32q7KvlUZkkD0FJ9ZKqZVU5eq63eMp_crqtOM/edit?usp=sharing
All copyrighted materials and original artworks belong to their respective owners.")
![A Puff of Chaotic Magic: Say What You Say [KHbrony]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/E-zdwI25Cts/hqdefault.jpg "A Puff of Chaotic Magic: Say What You Say [KHbrony]
It took KHbrony 2 weeks to make a half-assed 6 minute video that lazily talks shit to Keyblade Master? It literally took me just 1 day to make this 9 minute video that thoroughly disputes what this guy says, animated 80s arcade themed background and all. Any excuses? lol
Sources:
KHbrony’s Commentary (Degree 4 - target):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvOVXcyPs0o
Keyblade’s Commentary (Degree 3):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2Xzyafqrgc
supersonicward15 and Sean S’s Commentary (Degree 2):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuQP2Rnyox4
Halofan HP00’s Commentary (Degree 1):
Removed
Kung-E Muller’s Video (Degree 0):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVFwOSloPmA
Honestly, Degrees 0 and 1 are inconsequential here. That’s how little KHbrony cared about this.
Mine and 8363MTR’s Commentary on TBONE2004:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAJNWcRBsp0
My Commentary on TheMarcusWithin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIvsHF_MnnM
“Are you kidding me?!” Clip:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sxH0eSJmNE
Scripted 13-14 Oct 2019
Recorded 14 Oct 2019
Edited 14 Oct 2019
The Script:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1WTKxdIihIu7OUndiQpV8LdxX_ljXsjyOfpCy4dNqR0M/edit?usp=sharing
Music:
Chill Carrier - “80s” (2007)
Kajagoogoo - “Islands” (1984)
ZΞD - “NUMBER” (2019)
The Remaining Few - “Painted Air” (1968)
Script Checkers:
Dan Chai
Keyblade Master")
![Coyote Quickie: Coyote vs. Coyote [SpaceGuru5]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/FTQ5t2jdbG0/hqdefault.jpg "Coyote Quickie: Coyote vs. Coyote [SpaceGuru5]
Just one more before I get back into the new academic year.
Today, we revisit one of my older commentaries. I normally wouldnt have cared all that much to do so. However, since my friends and I recently picked apart a video making very dumb statements about music, I figured I might as well do this while its on my mind. Besides, I knew we could smell our own.
Sources:
BIEBERisHOTxoxs video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k46KpCgVKV4
My old video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JN_icfdnpHE
1 - Justin Bieber Vanity Fair interview (2011): https://web.archive.org/web/20120712223416/http://www.vanityfair.com/online/daily/2011/01/justin-bieber-on-his-musical-inspirations-his-fans-and-trying-to-be-a-regular-kid
2 - Billboard Top 40s spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1LG4bppavb_eDA_weLms08PMf0No7-BAFTh_GZZO3KjQ/edit?usp=sharing
Written 21-22 Aug 2024
Recorded 22 Aug 2024
Edited 21-22 Aug 2024
Music Used:
America - “Tin Man” (1974)
Led Zeppelin - “The Battle of Evermore” (1971)
The Script:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Nku3RyHhXaKADxC5Or0o_2rAzrFanj7C6s0JTG36AgM/edit?usp=sharing")
