SpaceGuru5 | Dusting Off the Old Files S3E8: Welcome Back, Guptill89! @SpaceGuru5 | Uploaded January 2015 | Updated October 2024, 2 hours ago. Oh, yes we did.
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Dusting Off the Old Files S3E8: Welcome Back, Guptill89! @SpaceGuru5
![A Puff of Chaotic Magic: Say What You Say [KHbrony]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/E-zdwI25Cts/hqdefault.jpg "A Puff of Chaotic Magic: Say What You Say [KHbrony]
It took KHbrony 2 weeks to make a half-assed 6 minute video that lazily talks shit to Keyblade Master? It literally took me just 1 day to make this 9 minute video that thoroughly disputes what this guy says, animated 80s arcade themed background and all. Any excuses? lol
Sources:
KHbrony’s Commentary (Degree 4 - target):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvOVXcyPs0o
Keyblade’s Commentary (Degree 3):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2Xzyafqrgc
supersonicward15 and Sean S’s Commentary (Degree 2):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuQP2Rnyox4
Halofan HP00’s Commentary (Degree 1):
Removed
Kung-E Muller’s Video (Degree 0):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVFwOSloPmA
Honestly, Degrees 0 and 1 are inconsequential here. That’s how little KHbrony cared about this.
Mine and 8363MTR’s Commentary on TBONE2004:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAJNWcRBsp0
My Commentary on TheMarcusWithin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIvsHF_MnnM
“Are you kidding me?!” Clip:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sxH0eSJmNE
Scripted 13-14 Oct 2019
Recorded 14 Oct 2019
Edited 14 Oct 2019
The Script:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1WTKxdIihIu7OUndiQpV8LdxX_ljXsjyOfpCy4dNqR0M/edit?usp=sharing
Music:
Chill Carrier - “80s” (2007)
Kajagoogoo - “Islands” (1984)
ZΞD - “NUMBER” (2019)
The Remaining Few - “Painted Air” (1968)
Script Checkers:
Dan Chai
Keyblade Master")
![Coyote Quickie: Coyote vs. Coyote [SpaceGuru5]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/FTQ5t2jdbG0/hqdefault.jpg "Coyote Quickie: Coyote vs. Coyote [SpaceGuru5]
Just one more before I get back into the new academic year.
Today, we revisit one of my older commentaries. I normally wouldnt have cared all that much to do so. However, since my friends and I recently picked apart a video making very dumb statements about music, I figured I might as well do this while its on my mind. Besides, I knew we could smell our own.
Sources:
BIEBERisHOTxoxs video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k46KpCgVKV4
My old video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JN_icfdnpHE
1 - Justin Bieber Vanity Fair interview (2011): https://web.archive.org/web/20120712223416/http://www.vanityfair.com/online/daily/2011/01/justin-bieber-on-his-musical-inspirations-his-fans-and-trying-to-be-a-regular-kid
2 - Billboard Top 40s spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1LG4bppavb_eDA_weLms08PMf0No7-BAFTh_GZZO3KjQ/edit?usp=sharing
Written 21-22 Aug 2024
Recorded 22 Aug 2024
Edited 21-22 Aug 2024
Music Used:
America - “Tin Man” (1974)
Led Zeppelin - “The Battle of Evermore” (1971)
The Script:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Nku3RyHhXaKADxC5Or0o_2rAzrFanj7C6s0JTG36AgM/edit?usp=sharing")
![One Big Hug: Hold On Now! [Slayercoon]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/GgmTJBau_7Q/hqdefault.jpg "One Big Hug: Hold On Now! [Slayercoon]
I decided to do something a little different today. Im doing a one-shot on a video decrying the current state of pop music (as in he bemoans songs that are in heavy rotation, or at least WERE as of Nov 2020) and pining for the days when rock music was on rotation. For now, well set aside the fact that things are called alternative and mainstream for a reason. Yeah, I know this video is over a year old, but being an amateur pop historian myself, this is right up my alley. Plus, its a way for me to show yall that Im still working on videos!
Thats not whats different, though. I am excited to announce that this is the worlds (or at least the SCCs) first ever music-based commentary. I opted for an avant-garde approach for this because I wanted to prove a point that I couldve only made with music.
If you dont like this song, youre showing me that people dont like what they cant access. This can apply to your average pop fan not liking metal, and, for that matter, vice versa. If you DO like this song, then it begs the question of why we like the things we like. And fundamentally, like a song or not, thats not what makes a song good or bad. Theres something much more than meets the eye, but thats a story for another time.
Lyrics:
Hold on now! Heavy types of rock
designed to outrage and to shock
have never pierced the charts of pop!
They never ever reach the top!
Aesthetic tastes will always change,
and new ones always felt so strange
to those who knew of pop before.
Dont mean its not good anymore!
In times of old and times anew,
youd find some gold and lots of pew.
Its music! Who cares what we think?
There aint no need to cause a stink!
Dismissing pop as all the same
ignores the ultimate pop game!
Now go on! Pipe yourself back down;
youre making music lovers frown!
Source video - be nice:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7sze05yris
Written & Recorded 19 Feb 2022
Video Made 20 Feb 2022
All copyrighted materials belong to their respective owners.")
![Coyote Comms: A Blindness that Touches Imperfection [SadieTheCultist222]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/H8Y4vxt2T0Y/hqdefault.jpg "Coyote Comms: A Blindness that Touches Imperfection [SadieTheCultist222]
Ill be honest. I thought about how I was gonna do this one for a while, and it wasnt until yesterday that I figured out how Id go about it. Given the subject material, this is gonna be a more serious commentary. I strongly urge that you dont harass Sadie over this. Its just not worth it, and youll only end up making things worse. That said, I didnt make this commentary as a means of harassment; this is simply refutation with occasional humor sprinkled in because thats just what I do. Dont take this the wrong way.
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Sources:
SadieTheCultist222’s video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z65uL_d8khg
Urban Dictionary’s definition of “vanilla sex”:
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Vanilla%20Sex
U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics documents:
https://www.bls.gov/web/empsit/ceshighlights.pdf
https://www.bls.gov/news.release/pdf/empsit.pdf
Box office numbers for horror movies in 2018:
https://www.the-numbers.com/market/2018/genre/Horror
DSM-V definition of psychiatric disorders, as posted by the National Institutes of Health:
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3101504/
Scripted 20-21 Mar 2019
Recorded 25 Mar 2019
Edited 25-26 Mar 2019
Script Checkers:
Chai Mocha
Snapshot_Tiger
The Script:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ADPgRJR37gsebEREEQm0njs7e4UbSWRwq5ax06lF7W4/edit?usp=sharing
Music:
J.S. Bach - “Prelude in E Flat Major” (1722)
Michelangelo Rossi - “Toccata Settima” (1657)
Girolamo Frescobaldi - “Toccata II” (1615)
Remaining Few - “Painted Air” (1968)
All copyrighted materials and original artworks belong to their respective owners.")
