Uploaded September 2020 | Updated September 2026, 3 hours ago
A piece that I began creating after beginning the first seven opuses. I began creating it because GarageBand for iOS had new presets for download. Allow the audio and video from the advertisement of the same name to bring you back to the rise of the NES.
DISCLAIMER: I am not affiliated with Nintendo in any way.
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Title: You Cannot Beat Us
Subtitle: Opus no. 8; From the Album “Band-in-a-Garage”: The First 19 Opuses; A Tribute to the Nintendo Commercial "You Cannot Beat Us"
Version: Remastered
Album: Band-in-a-Garage
Artist: 0hhtec Musician
Composer: 0hhtec Musician
Programmer: 0hhtec Musician
Producer: 0hhtec Musician
Sound Engineer: 0hhtec Musician
Main DAW: Logic Pro X v10.5.1
Stereo Output Threshold: -3.0 dBFS
Sample Rate: 44.1 kHz
Resolution: 16-Bit
Dialogue: “Scary You Cannot Beat Us Commercial for Nintendo” - youtube.com/watch?v=FybA0SaL0nI
Album Cover Image Photographer/Creator: 0hhtec Musician
Album Cover Image Editor: 0hhtec Musician
Video: “Scary You Cannot Beat Us Commercial for Nintendo” - youtube.com/watch?v=FybA0SaL0nI
Video Producer: 0hhtec Musician
Main Video Editing Software: iMovie v10.1.4
Score: noteflight.com/scores/view/5deaccfc58c1540964446882eacd9502e41474bd
Dialogue 1:
Employee: We are Nintendo: ultimate TV game system. We challenge all players. You cannot beat us. Aim your zapper gun!
Duck Hunt Dog: You cannot beat us.
Employee: Even with your robot partner?
Smick: You cannot beat us!
Employee: Score: one million.
Lakitu’s Cloud: You cannot beat us.
Employee: Discover new worlds!
Bowser: You cannot beat us!
All: We are Nintendo. We challenge all players. You cannot beat us.
Dialogue 2:
Employee: You cannot beat us.
Dialogue 3:
Smick: You cannot beat us!
Dialogue 4:
Lakitu’s Cloud: You cannot beat us.
Dialogue 5:
Employee: Zapper gun!
Duck Hunt Dog: You cannot beat us.
Dialogue 6:
Bowser: You cannot beat us!
A piece that I began creating after beginning the first seven opuses. I began creating it because GarageBand for iOS had new presets for download. Allow the audio and video from the advertisement of the same name to bring you back to the rise of the NES.
DISCLAIMER: I am not affiliated with Nintendo in any way.
Website: 0hhtec.com
SimpleX: https://smp15.simplex.im/a#GG0FjjIXm2JlcVkb4oxJjwVs0u4XukXyX9arFe5MJ5Q
Monero: 0hhtec.com/donate-with-monero
Second Channel: youtube.com/channel/UCKJTNzRODf4YVVLJXtqUJMg
SoundCloud: soundcloud.com/0hhtec
Twitter: twitter.com/0hhtec
Noteflight: noteflight.com/profile/1ff168cc85b4a9012758b37aedd4a89bc0e651
Title: You Cannot Beat Us
Subtitle: Opus no. 8; From the Album “Band-in-a-Garage”: The First 19 Opuses; A Tribute to the Nintendo Commercial "You Cannot Beat Us"
Version: Remastered
Album: Band-in-a-Garage
Artist: 0hhtec Musician
Composer: 0hhtec Musician
Programmer: 0hhtec Musician
Producer: 0hhtec Musician
Sound Engineer: 0hhtec Musician
Main DAW: Logic Pro X v10.5.1
Stereo Output Threshold: -3.0 dBFS
Sample Rate: 44.1 kHz
Resolution: 16-Bit
Dialogue: “Scary You Cannot Beat Us Commercial for Nintendo” - youtube.com/watch?v=FybA0SaL0nI
Album Cover Image Photographer/Creator: 0hhtec Musician
Album Cover Image Editor: 0hhtec Musician
Video: “Scary You Cannot Beat Us Commercial for Nintendo” - youtube.com/watch?v=FybA0SaL0nI
Video Producer: 0hhtec Musician
Main Video Editing Software: iMovie v10.1.4
Score: noteflight.com/scores/view/5deaccfc58c1540964446882eacd9502e41474bd
Dialogue 1:
Employee: We are Nintendo: ultimate TV game system. We challenge all players. You cannot beat us. Aim your zapper gun!
Duck Hunt Dog: You cannot beat us.
Employee: Even with your robot partner?
Smick: You cannot beat us!
Employee: Score: one million.
Lakitu’s Cloud: You cannot beat us.
Employee: Discover new worlds!
Bowser: You cannot beat us!
All: We are Nintendo. We challenge all players. You cannot beat us.
Dialogue 2:
Employee: You cannot beat us.
Dialogue 3:
Smick: You cannot beat us!
Dialogue 4:
Lakitu’s Cloud: You cannot beat us.
Dialogue 5:
Employee: Zapper gun!
Duck Hunt Dog: You cannot beat us.
Dialogue 6:
Bowser: You cannot beat us!
