Uploaded September 2020 | Updated September 2026, 4 hours ago
Even though the meme sampled was months old at the time, I was inspired to make this song in December of 2019. This piece is the longest both in the album and of the first 19 opuses. Creating the video for the old mix took hours.
DISCLAIMER: I am not affiliated with either Top15s or Chills (Dylan) in any way.
Subscribe:
Chills: youtube.com/channel/UCN64HIrZNqFQYZ2BuyY-4zg
Top15s: youtube.com/user/Top15sChannel
Website: 0hhtec.com
SimpleX: https://smp15.simplex.im/a#GG0FjjIXm2JlcVkb4oxJjwVs0u4XukXyX9arFe5MJ5Q
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Second Channel: youtube.com/channel/UCKJTNzRODf4YVVLJXtqUJMg
SoundCloud: soundcloud.com/0hhtec
Twitter: twitter.com/0hhtec
Noteflight: noteflight.com/profile/1ff168cc85b4a9012758b37aedd4a89bc0e651
Title: Number 15
Subtitle: Opus no. 15; From the Album “Band-in-a-Garage”: The First 19 Opuses; A Tribute to Top15s' Chills (Dylan) and to 4chan
Version: Remastered
Album: Band-in-a-Garage
Artist: 0hhtec Musician
Feature: Chills (Dylan)
Lyricist: Chills (Dylan)
Composer: 0hhtec Musician
Producer: 0hhtec Musician
Sound Engineer: 0hhtec Musician
Main DAW: Logic Pro X v10.5.1
Stereo Output Threshold: -3.0 dBFS
Sample Rate: 44.1 kHz
Resolution: 16-Bit
Monologues:
“9 Scary Cave Encounters Caught By YouTubers” - youtube.com/watch?v=M_rfCoOiEIE [4:13]
“Top 15 Mysteries Solved by 4Chan” - youtube.com/watch?v=azSYefZhv1s
Image Sources:
docs.google.com/document/d/1n3aEgFCWZMEsJl3ZXD2o3RGmho7GgT7HtQtfSnKaasc/edit?usp=sharing
Video Producer: 0hhtec Musician
Main Video Editing Software: iMovie v10.1.4
Score: noteflight.com/scores/view/0c53e7dee6ec4237802e32d824c2da268bdaad45
Monologue 1:
…[A] full-grown pizza.
Monologue 2:
Number 15: Burger King Foot Lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus but—as it turns out—that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site, showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce, with the statement, "[t]his is the lettuce you eat at Burger King". Admittedly, he had shoes on but that's even worse.
The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16 and a mere twenty minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee—at least, I hope he's rogue.
How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio; this was at 11:47. Three minutes later (at 11:50), the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. Five minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer, and three minutes later (at 11:58), a link was posted: BK's "Tell Us About Us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as “Exhibit A”, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said, "Oh, I know who that is..."
Monologue 3:
..."Oh, I know who that is..."
Monologue 4:
..."Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired". Mystery solved by 4chan. Now, we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.
Monologue 5:
Number 15: Burger King Foot Lettuce.
Monologue 6:
Number 15: Burger King Foot Lettuce.
Monologue 7:
Number 15: Burger King Foot Lettuce.
Monologue 8:
…[A] full-grown pizza.
Even though the meme sampled was months old at the time, I was inspired to make this song in December of 2019. This piece is the longest both in the album and of the first 19 opuses. Creating the video for the old mix took hours.
DISCLAIMER: I am not affiliated with either Top15s or Chills (Dylan) in any way.
Subscribe:
Chills: youtube.com/channel/UCN64HIrZNqFQYZ2BuyY-4zg
Top15s: youtube.com/user/Top15sChannel
Website: 0hhtec.com
SimpleX: https://smp15.simplex.im/a#GG0FjjIXm2JlcVkb4oxJjwVs0u4XukXyX9arFe5MJ5Q
Monero: 0hhtec.com/donate-with-monero
Second Channel: youtube.com/channel/UCKJTNzRODf4YVVLJXtqUJMg
SoundCloud: soundcloud.com/0hhtec
Twitter: twitter.com/0hhtec
Noteflight: noteflight.com/profile/1ff168cc85b4a9012758b37aedd4a89bc0e651
Title: Number 15
Subtitle: Opus no. 15; From the Album “Band-in-a-Garage”: The First 19 Opuses; A Tribute to Top15s' Chills (Dylan) and to 4chan
Version: Remastered
Album: Band-in-a-Garage
Artist: 0hhtec Musician
Feature: Chills (Dylan)
Lyricist: Chills (Dylan)
Composer: 0hhtec Musician
Producer: 0hhtec Musician
Sound Engineer: 0hhtec Musician
Main DAW: Logic Pro X v10.5.1
Stereo Output Threshold: -3.0 dBFS
Sample Rate: 44.1 kHz
Resolution: 16-Bit
Monologues:
“9 Scary Cave Encounters Caught By YouTubers” - youtube.com/watch?v=M_rfCoOiEIE [4:13]
“Top 15 Mysteries Solved by 4Chan” - youtube.com/watch?v=azSYefZhv1s
Image Sources:
docs.google.com/document/d/1n3aEgFCWZMEsJl3ZXD2o3RGmho7GgT7HtQtfSnKaasc/edit?usp=sharing
Video Producer: 0hhtec Musician
Main Video Editing Software: iMovie v10.1.4
Score: noteflight.com/scores/view/0c53e7dee6ec4237802e32d824c2da268bdaad45
Monologue 1:
…[A] full-grown pizza.
Monologue 2:
Number 15: Burger King Foot Lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus but—as it turns out—that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site, showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce, with the statement, "[t]his is the lettuce you eat at Burger King". Admittedly, he had shoes on but that's even worse.
The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16 and a mere twenty minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee—at least, I hope he's rogue.
How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio; this was at 11:47. Three minutes later (at 11:50), the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. Five minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer, and three minutes later (at 11:58), a link was posted: BK's "Tell Us About Us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as “Exhibit A”, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said, "Oh, I know who that is..."
Monologue 3:
..."Oh, I know who that is..."
Monologue 4:
..."Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired". Mystery solved by 4chan. Now, we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.
Monologue 5:
Number 15: Burger King Foot Lettuce.
Monologue 6:
Number 15: Burger King Foot Lettuce.
Monologue 7:
Number 15: Burger King Foot Lettuce.
Monologue 8:
…[A] full-grown pizza.






![Hamburger (Opus 18)
After taking the AP Music Theory exam (and getting a five on both subsections) in my junior year of high school, I was worried that I knew too much theory to ever compose again. However, I remembered how I would gain inspiration from sampling and I remembered the meme of a kid running from a hamburger. I turned my first attempt (titled “Child Torture”) at using the sample into an advertisement for Band-in-a-Garage and my website. I then remembered the I-IV-iv-iio-I progression and tried it out on the sample in this song. After building on this piece, I decided to add in lyrics, so I searched for a copypasta and a text-to-speech tool.
Website: https://0hhtec.com/
SimpleX: https://smp15.simplex.im/a#GG0FjjIXm2JlcVkb4oxJjwVs0u4XukXyX9arFe5MJ5Q
Monero: https://0hhtec.com/donate-with-monero/
Second Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKJTNzRODf4YVVLJXtqUJMg
SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/0hhtec
Twitter: https://twitter.com/0hhtec
Noteflight: https://www.noteflight.com/profile/1ff168cc85b4a9012758b37aedd4a89bc0e651
Follow:
coco (RagyTheKindaHipster): https://www.reddit.com/user/RagyTheKindaHipster/
misnomr: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdX_ahgW_L3DR0i4VrnLN9A/videos
Title: Hamburger
Subtitle: Opus no. 18; From the Album “Band-in-a-Garage”: The First 19 Opuses
Album: Band-in-a-Garage
Artist: 0hhtec Musician
Feature: Robot Voice Generator* (Robot)
Lyricist: coco (RagyTheKindaHipster)
Composer: 0hhtec Musician
Programmer: 0hhtec Musician
Producer: 0hhtec Musician
Main Sound Engineer: 0hhtec Musician
Associate Sound Engineer: misnomr
Main DAW: Logic Pro X v10.5.1
Stereo Output Threshold: -3.0 dBFS
Sample Rate: 44.1 kHz
Resolution: 16-Bit
Sample: “Kid running from hamburger meme” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyqRYrHtcDg
Album Cover Image Photographer/Creator: 0hhtec Musician
Album Cover Image Editor: 0hhtec Musician
Thumbnail Image: “Kid running from hamburger meme” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyqRYrHtcDg [0:04]
Thumbnail Image Editor: 0hhtec Musician
Video: “Kid running from hamburger meme” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyqRYrHtcDg
Image 1: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karl_Marx
Image 2s Photographer: patrice6000 - https://www.shutterstock.com/g/patrice6000?searchterm=ussr%20flag
Image 2: Royalty-Free Ussr Flag Stock Images, Photos & Vectors | Shutterstock
Video Producer: 0hhtec Musician
Main Video Editing Software: iMovie v10.1.4
Score: https://www.noteflight.com/scores/view/d8122fa715bd24c31b61b3f49aa792ecc006f899
Lyrics:
[Intro (Robot)]
I give you a hamburger
The universe is engulfed within itself
An unnatural force reverses Earths gravity
A contrived beast becomes omnipotent
[Chorus (Sample)]
*Scream*, *scream*! Hamburger—*Scream*—
*Scream*, *scream*! Hamburger—*Scream*—
*Scream*, *scream*! Hamburger—*Scream*—
*Scream*, *scream*! Hamburger—*Scream*—
*Scream* (*Scream*)
[Instrumental]
[Verse 1 (Robot)]
The universe realigns itself
Hades freezes over
A pig is launched between space and time with a specific hamburger
It screams as you lift it to your face(—*Scream*)
[Chorus (Sample)]
*Scream*, *scream*! Hamburger—*Scream*—
*Scream*, *scream*! Hamburger—*Scream*—
*Scream*, *scream*! Hamburger—*Scream*—
*Scream*, *scream*! Hamburger—*Scream*—
[Verse 2 (Robot)]
You are locked away and are fed hamburgers (hamburger—)for the rest of your natural existence
(Hamburger, hamburger, hamburger)
Your soul disapproves
Down the street, a child cries as a hamburger gets stuck in and climbs back up her esophagus
(Hamburger, hamburger—)
The sun implodes!
[Chorus (Sample)]
*Scream*, *scream*! Hamburger—*Scream*—
*Scream*, *scream*! Hamburger—*Scream*—
*Scream*, *scream*! Hamburger—*Scream*—
*Scream*, *scream*! Hamburger—*Scream*—
*Scream* (*Scream*)
[Outro (Sample)]
*Scream*! Hamburger—*Scream*—
*Scream*! Hamburger—*Scream*—
*Scream*! Hamburger—*Scream*—
*Scream*! Hamburger—*Scream*—
*Scream*! (*Scream*!) Hamburger—*Scream*—
*Scream*! (*Scream*!) Hamburger—*Scream*—
*Scream*! (*Scream*!) Hamburger—*Scream*—
*Scream*! (*Scream*!) Hamburger—*Scream*—
*Scream*, *scream*! Hamburger—*Scream*—
*Scream*, *scream*! Hamburger—*Scream*—
*Scream*, *scream*! Hamburger—*Scream*—
*Scream*, *scream*! Hamburger—*Scream*—
Hamburger, hamburger, ham—
*Robot Voice Generator: https://lingojam.com/RobotVoiceGenerator
**I created the lyrics by taking excerpts from this copypasta: https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/3vsm3z/you_ask_for_a_hamburger/ Hamburger (Opus 18)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/SH1s95rQ2wo/mqdefault.jpg)

![Song for Denise (Maxi Version) (Transcription)
Number One: Walking P U T I N
MUSIQUE!!!1
I might create a remake of this song in Logic Pro X if this video receives 20 likes and someone expresses interest in me doing so.
SimpleX: https://smp15.simplex.im/a#GG0FjjIXm2JlcVkb4oxJjwVs0u4XukXyX9arFe5MJ5Q
Monero: https://0hhtec.com/donate-with-monero/
Record Company: [TBD]
Title: Song for Denise
Version: Maxi
Composer: Mike Serbee & TiDi
Transcriber: 0hhtec Musician
Programmer: TiDi
Producer: Mike Serbee
Main Sound Engineer: Mike Serbee
Associate Sound Engineer: 0hhtec Musician*
Associate DAW: Logic Pro X v10.4.8
Stereo Output Threshold: -6.0 dBFS
Sample Rate: 44.1 kHz
Resolution: 16-Bit
Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hH9M-m3WD0g&feature=youtu.be
Main DAW: [TBD]
Thumbnail Creator: Frederic**
Thumbnail: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/hH9M-m3WD0g/maxresdefault.jpg
Video Producer: 0hhtec Musician
Main Video Editing Software: iMovie v10.1.4
Score: https://www.noteflight.com/scores/view/d78273026c37397e744fdd3c85d8f57cc4b7ac92
Lyrics:
Mu-Mus-Musi-Mu-Mu-Mus-Mu-Musique! Musique!
Mu-Mu-Mus-Mu-Mu-Mu-Mu-Mus-M-Musique!
*I merely turned-down the gain by 6 dB in Logic Pro X; the song’s output threshold was right at 0 dBFS and is now at -6 dBFS.
**According to Discogs, a man named Frederic did the album artwork***. If you have any more info on this man or on who did the artwork, please contact me.
***Link to Discogs’ information on Song for Denise: https://www.discogs.com/Piano-Fantasia-Song-For-Denise/master/160663 Song for Denise (Maxi Version) (Transcription)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/UjGo3NPFEtY/mqdefault.jpg)

