Uploaded September 2020 | Updated September 2026, 3 days ago

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After taking the AP Music Theory exam (and getting a five on both subsections) in my junior year of high school, I was worried that I knew too much theory to ever compose again. However, I remembered how I would gain inspiration from sampling and I remembered the meme of a kid running from a hamburger. I turned my first attempt (titled “Child Torture”) at using the sample into an advertisement for Band-in-a-Garage and my website. I then remembered the I-IV-iv-iio-I progression and tried it out on the sample in this song. After building on this piece, I decided to add in lyrics, so I searched for a copypasta and a text-to-speech tool.

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Follow:
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Title: Hamburger
Subtitle: Opus no. 18; From the Album “Band-in-a-Garage”: The First 19 Opuses
Album: Band-in-a-Garage
Artist: 0hhtec Musician
Feature: Robot Voice Generator* (Robot)
Lyricist: coco (RagyTheKindaHipster)
Composer: 0hhtec Musician
Programmer: 0hhtec Musician
Producer: 0hhtec Musician
Main Sound Engineer: 0hhtec Musician
Associate Sound Engineer: misnomr

Main DAW: Logic Pro X v10.5.1
Stereo Output Threshold: -3.0 dBFS
Sample Rate: 44.1 kHz
Resolution: 16-Bit

Sample: “Kid running from hamburger meme” youtube.com/watch?v=IyqRYrHtcDg

Album Cover Image Photographer/Creator: 0hhtec Musician
Album Cover Image Editor: 0hhtec Musician
Thumbnail Image: “Kid running from hamburger meme” youtube.com/watch?v=IyqRYrHtcDg [0:04]
Thumbnail Image Editor: 0hhtec Musician
Video: “Kid running from hamburger meme” youtube.com/watch?v=IyqRYrHtcDg
Image 1: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karl_Marx
Image 2's Photographer: patrice6000 - shutterstock.com/g/patrice6000?searchterm=ussr%20flag
Image 2: Royalty-Free Ussr Flag Stock Images, Photos & Vectors | Shutterstock

Video Producer: 0hhtec Musician
Main Video Editing Software: iMovie v10.1.4

Score: noteflight.com/scores/view/d8122fa715bd24c31b61b3f49aa792ecc006f899

Lyrics:

[Intro (Robot)]
I give you a hamburger
The universe is engulfed within itself
An unnatural force reverses Earth's gravity
A contrived beast becomes omnipotent

[Chorus (Sample)]
*Scream*, *scream*! Hamburger—*Scream*—
*Scream*, *scream*! Hamburger—*Scream*—
*Scream*, *scream*! Hamburger—*Scream*—
*Scream*, *scream*! Hamburger—*Scream*—
*Scream* (*Scream*)

[Instrumental]

[Verse 1 (Robot)]
The universe realigns itself
Hades freezes over
A pig is launched between space and time with a specific hamburger
It screams as you lift it to your face(—*Scream*)

[Chorus (Sample)]
*Scream*, *scream*! Hamburger—*Scream*—
*Scream*, *scream*! Hamburger—*Scream*—
*Scream*, *scream*! Hamburger—*Scream*—
*Scream*, *scream*! Hamburger—*Scream*—

[Verse 2 (Robot)]
You are locked away and are fed hamburgers (hamburger—)for the rest of your natural existence
(Hamburger, hamburger, hamburger)
Your soul disapproves
Down the street, a child cries as a hamburger gets stuck in and climbs back up her esophagus
(Hamburger, hamburger—)
The sun implodes!

[Chorus (Sample)]
*Scream*, *scream*! Hamburger—*Scream*—
*Scream*, *scream*! Hamburger—*Scream*—
*Scream*, *scream*! Hamburger—*Scream*—
*Scream*, *scream*! Hamburger—*Scream*—
*Scream* (*Scream*)

[Outro (Sample)]
*Scream*! Hamburger—*Scream*—
*Scream*! Hamburger—*Scream*—
*Scream*! Hamburger—*Scream*—
*Scream*! Hamburger—*Scream*—
*Scream*! (*Scream*!) Hamburger—*Scream*—
*Scream*! (*Scream*!) Hamburger—*Scream*—
*Scream*! (*Scream*!) Hamburger—*Scream*—
*Scream*! (*Scream*!) Hamburger—*Scream*—
*Scream*, *scream*! Hamburger—*Scream*—
*Scream*, *scream*! Hamburger—*Scream*—
*Scream*, *scream*! Hamburger—*Scream*—
*Scream*, *scream*! Hamburger—*Scream*—
Hamburger, hamburger, ham—

*Robot Voice Generator: lingojam.com/RobotVoiceGenerator

**I created the lyrics by taking excerpts from this copypasta: reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/3vsm3z/you_ask_for_a_hamburger