Uploaded April 2021 | Updated September 2026, 4 hours ago

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WHOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!





















SQUIDWARD ON A CHAIR!!!!!!!!!
(FULL VERSION)


Happy April Fools Day, everyone!!!
I performed this on my Sessions stream earlier today, but figured I should give you guys here on YT an extra little treat as well! Hope you enjoy :)

Lyrics:
(Squidward laugh)

(Spoken)
Spongebob
Please shut up

Verse 1:
Squiddy goes to work for the Krabs
Fry cook's been on strike
They're down on their luck
It's tough
So tough
Works the cash register all day
Plays the clarinet
So people will know talent
Mmm, talent

He says

Pre-Chorus 1:
I gotta stand up
Be an artiste
It really makes a difference
If you're only dirt cheap

I know I'm the best
And that's enough for me

Let's show 'em, Squiddy!

Chorus:
Whooaaaaaah
We're halfway there
Whoaaaaa-ohhh!!!
Squidward on a chair

Take my tentacle
We'll make it I swear
Whoaaaaa-ohhh!!!
Squidward on a chair

Verse 2:
Squiddy's got his paintbrush in tentacle
But lowers it quick, when he hears that stupid sponge outside
Oooh, outside

Has to deal with Spongebob all day
But feels bad seeing him go through his pain
Spongebob it's okay
Someday

(Pre-Chorus 1)

(Chorus)

Squidward on a chair!!!

(Music solo)

Pre-Chorus 2:
I gotta hold on
Ready or not
With how bad my life is, it's all that I've got

(Chorus) (x3)


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