Uploaded June 2012 | Updated September 2026, 3 hours ago
Good afternoon. My Name is Sam Andreas, GTA (Grumpy Thick Arse) at Hindley University. The question I am most asked by my students is thus: "which is better, San Andreas or Vice City?" In this video, Harry Yack completely ignores this and simply mucks about for a bit. As a result, it is of no educational value whatsoever.
youtube.com/user/BURP39R
Burp Reynolds, are you paying attention at the back there? Just to make sure you watch to the end, there will be a 50 question quiz, so ready your copybooks.
Good afternoon. My Name is Sam Andreas, GTA (Grumpy Thick Arse) at Hindley University. The question I am most asked by my students is thus: "which is better, San Andreas or Vice City?" In this video, Harry Yack completely ignores this and simply mucks about for a bit. As a result, it is of no educational value whatsoever.
youtube.com/user/BURP39R
Burp Reynolds, are you paying attention at the back there? Just to make sure you watch to the end, there will be a 50 question quiz, so ready your copybooks.
![Call that a mow-job? Advanced Lawnmower Simulator [Amstrad CPC]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/mV3h8T7XGd8/mqdefault.jpg "Call that a mow-job? Advanced Lawnmower Simulator [Amstrad CPC]
After Collies definitive review of the Speccys Advanced Lawnmower Simulator (AKA Advanced Lawnmowing Simulator, or just Lawnmower Simulator), I promised myself I wouldnt make any more videos of the game. But when I discovered an Amstrad version, I couldnt *not* give it a go!
Its a fairly faithful port, this. I find it just as hard as ever to earn that most coveted of video game rewards: the corned beef sandwich, and you can still get exploded by leaving your malfunctioning mower out in the rain. Blooming budget brands - thats the last time I do my electronics shopping at PoundSava.")
![The Galactic Pizza [Amstrad CPC] (Galactic Plague)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/n29UJDWeVuc/mqdefault.jpg "The Galactic Pizza [Amstrad CPC] (Galactic Plague)
Often dubbed the Worst Amstrad CPC Game of All Time, but should really be the Hardest CPC Game of All Time. After all, it *was* made by Indescomp, a company notorious for their difficult Amstrad CPC titles. Though to be fair, they did get that reputation from The Galactic Plague. Are you getting the message yet?
Apparently terribleness is a real word. Oh, and I swear I dont wish to make a catchphrase of this is quite advanced for the Amstrad CPC...
http://cpcrulez.fr/GamesTest/the_galactic_plague.htm")
![World Cup Italia 90 [Mega Drive] (Part 1/3) | Bog Standard Walkthroughs](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/nAB-Ccem5Q0/mqdefault.jpg "World Cup Italia 90 [Mega Drive] (Part 1/3) | Bog Standard Walkthroughs
Bog Standard Walkthrough recorded Christmas 2014. Yep, it takes me a year to get stuff edited these days!
Please excuse the iffy enunciation in parts - this series was recorded quite late at night...")
![The Dentist (Plaque Attack) on TV Boy II [Atari 2600 clone]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/oTfscVeHLVs/mqdefault.jpg "The Dentist (Plaque Attack) on TV Boy II [Atari 2600 clone]
Welcome to Plaque Attack, a dentist simulator in the form of an Atari space shooter. Your ship, a miniature tube of toothpaste, is tasked with defending a giants mouth from the advances of floating aliens resembling burgers, ice cream cones and... cassettes with hair?
A relatively simple challenge at first, it all gets rather frantic as the mutant doughnuts and candy canes flying at you from all directions become increasingly slippery. One must utilise all ones super-sharp Atari joystick reactions to eliminate all threats before the monsters teeth are rotted to mere stumps to leave him quite literally toothless. Presumably the giant then swallows your ship in a fit of rage before purchasing a new set of gnashers and allowing you to do it all again with a new tube of toothpaste.
You can earn yourself extra teeth, to be surgically implanted in a matter of milliseconds, every couple of thousand points to extend your game just that bit longer so you can experience the thrill of evil sandwiches and Glacé cherries being flung at you in Space Invader-esque fashion.
Not quite as fun as Fast Food, a similarly food-related title on the TV Boy, but certainly a novel little idea that at least *attempts* to deviate from the usual Aliens From Planet X Atari fare. Except it doesnt really, because replace the tooth sprites with buildings and its just like War of the Worlds. The sound effects are pretty stock, and not really reflective of squirting toothpaste or exploding Christmas puddings, which is a bit of a pity. Nevertheless, it earns Brownie points for fighting a noble cause against the serial (cereal?) killer that is tooth decay.")
![[Commentary] Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? UK & 2nd Edition [PS1]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/qBpC78r-0lI/mqdefault.jpg "[Commentary] Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? UK & 2nd Edition [PS1]
For Blackphoenix9000.
Special bonus commentary for Harry Yacks 2011 WWTBAM video review, taken from the Harry Yack Master Tapes Volume 1 Home Video Library VHS released in parts of Cornwall sometime last year.
Original video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTAij8qpAsA")
![Road Rash [Mega Drive] crash compilation II](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/qU4DIxRV_Sg/mqdefault.jpg "Road Rash [Mega Drive] crash compilation II
More madcap crashes in Road Rash for the Mega Drive/Genesis.
After completing my recent Road Rash review video I had some footage left over, mostly of my failure to keep the bike on the road. This is the resulting montage video.
More retro video game stuff
http://retroyakking.blogspot.com/")
![Jean-Claude Van Damme Dance Fever AKA The Timecop Challenge [SNES]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/rl0AGX6mqao/mqdefault.jpg "Jean-Claude Van Damme Dance Fever AKA The Timecop Challenge [SNES]
Blurb on back of box (maybe): Dance your way through numerous levels of white jumpsuited Mr Motivator-trained weirdos as the FBI geddonit. Throw ineffective punches and fire invisible rounds from your handgun, but be careful not to slip on the highly polished floor!
Timecop sold exactly two copies. The first retired to become a doorstop after one play, while the second, yellowed by tea stains, was bought by local idiot Harry Yack for £2. Still, it was worth it to see JCVD jump around like Luigi from Super Mario Bros. 2.
There is a special trophy for anyone who does not crack a single smile while watching this video. Just think, The Begoggled Fool could soon be sitting proudly on your mantelpiece...")
