![Jean-Claude Van Damme Dance Fever AKA The Timecop Challenge [SNES] @HarryYack](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/rl0AGX6mqao/hqdefault.jpg)
Uploaded September 2012 | Updated September 2026, 3 days ago
Blurb on back of box (maybe): "Dance your way through numerous levels of white jumpsuited Mr Motivator-trained weirdos as the FBI geddonit. Throw ineffective punches and fire invisible rounds from your handgun, but be careful not to slip on the highly polished floor!"
Timecop sold exactly two copies. The first retired to become a doorstop after one play, while the second, yellowed by tea stains, was bought by local idiot Harry Yack for £2. Still, it was worth it to see JCVD jump around like Luigi from Super Mario Bros. 2.
There is a special trophy for anyone who does not crack a single smile while watching this video. Just think, 'The Begoggled Fool' could soon be sitting proudly on your mantelpiece...
Blurb on back of box (maybe): "Dance your way through numerous levels of white jumpsuited Mr Motivator-trained weirdos as the FBI geddonit. Throw ineffective punches and fire invisible rounds from your handgun, but be careful not to slip on the highly polished floor!"
Timecop sold exactly two copies. The first retired to become a doorstop after one play, while the second, yellowed by tea stains, was bought by local idiot Harry Yack for £2. Still, it was worth it to see JCVD jump around like Luigi from Super Mario Bros. 2.
There is a special trophy for anyone who does not crack a single smile while watching this video. Just think, 'The Begoggled Fool' could soon be sitting proudly on your mantelpiece...
![Jean-Claude Van Damme Dance Fever AKA The Timecop Challenge [SNES]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/rl0AGX6mqao/mqdefault.jpg "Jean-Claude Van Damme Dance Fever AKA The Timecop Challenge [SNES]
Blurb on back of box (maybe): Dance your way through numerous levels of white jumpsuited Mr Motivator-trained weirdos as the FBI geddonit. Throw ineffective punches and fire invisible rounds from your handgun, but be careful not to slip on the highly polished floor!
Timecop sold exactly two copies. The first retired to become a doorstop after one play, while the second, yellowed by tea stains, was bought by local idiot Harry Yack for £2. Still, it was worth it to see JCVD jump around like Luigi from Super Mario Bros. 2.
There is a special trophy for anyone who does not crack a single smile while watching this video. Just think, The Begoggled Fool could soon be sitting proudly on your mantelpiece...")
![What Makes a Bad Indie Game? With (the Excellent) Snowflake Tattoo [PC/Indie]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/rnDE6DQdOPg/mqdefault.jpg "What Makes a Bad Indie Game? With (the Excellent) Snowflake Tattoo [PC/Indie]
Hypocrites Corner: examining why it is silly to lambaste other peoples games when my own are a million times worse. Except this isnt mine, but one I have a personal connection to.
Its hard to categorise this video, really. It begins as a rant against YouTube lets players in general, then lapses into a review before finishing with the strongest of anti-review sentiment you could ever find this side of Tumblr.
(By the way, I always used to call that site TumblARR because I like reading spelling errors verbatim.)
Remember The Milk of Ultra Violet? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lm_hsZis1Gw Well, its come a long way since 2012. In fact it now has a prequel, and Rail Slave Games is one of the biggest micro game dev studios in the world.
As mentioned in the video, the best thing you can do is try it for yourself and ignore idiots on the internet who base their opinion of a game on five minutes worth of gameplay.
http://store.steampowered.com/app/355430/")
![Buy Expensive Lingerie? | The Traveller [Amstrad CPC]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/se398i_MYtc/mqdefault.jpg "Buy Expensive Lingerie? | The Traveller [Amstrad CPC]
Graphic Adventure Creator returns for some LIVE Amstrad action!
From Harry Yack Live 4/7/15.")
![Brian Lara Cricket 96 [Mega Drive] - A Calamity of Cricket](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/t7rAo-sT1n8/mqdefault.jpg "Brian Lara Cricket 96 [Mega Drive] - A Calamity of Cricket
Calamitous goings-on in Lara 96 for the Mega Drive. Can you spot the AI fails?
The tune is Scott Joplins Ragtime Dance. For some reason YouTube insists on plastering an ad for the song just below the description, even though I used a Public Domain recording by the man himself. Nonsense.")
![Weetabix vs. The Titchies [Amstrad CPC]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/u3Yfw9aBwsc/mqdefault.jpg "Weetabix vs. The Titchies [Amstrad CPC]
Requested by Burp Reynolds many years ago... I think. YouTube deleted all my old private messages so I cant be certain.
To celebrate the relaunch of retrounlim.com. Harry Yack thought he might come out of reviewing retirement to show those whippersnappers how its done. Thats right, its time for the questionable scripts again!
Incidentally, do not try eating sponges - unlike Weetabix, their taste cannot be improved by banana slices and dried up grapes.")
![All New Blockbusters: TV Showtime [Amstrad CPC]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/vsmns9Eygo0/mqdefault.jpg "All New Blockbusters: TV Showtime [Amstrad CPC]
With a very pixellated Bob Holness!
Recorded live on 1/7/15.")
![Type-in Tacenda: The Centipod Shuffle [Amstrad CPC]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/wYfrghS42ZE/mqdefault.jpg "Type-in Tacenda: The Centipod Shuffle [Amstrad CPC]
Ever wonder where Apple get names for new products? Thats right, they play old type-in games from 80s computing magazines.
Welcome to the Amstrads budget brand version of Centipede. Its never going to be as good as the original, but is pretty decent as far as typed-in games go. It seems there is no story, so here is my own attempt, complete with obligatory iffy Google Translation:
Gary the Garden Gnome was out for evening stroll in forest, when suddenly bright light came and was blind. The aliens arrived! They take the form of cuboid boxes of cardboard and advance upon Gary like centipede.
As sole survivor of gnome race, you must throw stones at monster to turn them to trees. When all body parts are removed, Gary must survive the next wave of alien and prevent takeover.
Can you save the universe from Centipod? Have fun!
If youre the slightest bit interested (and after that story, you *should* be), you can find this game on the ultra-rare(?) 64 Typed In Programs compilation tape/disk.
Its also on this compilation, apparently: http://www.cpc-power.com/index.php?page=detail&num=9264
Author: Aramello Chapman
http://www.cpc-power.com/index.php?page=staff&stafftype=1&lenom=Aramello%20CHAPMAN")
![Alien Storm [Mega Drive] (TRexSpaceStation 1st Year Anniversary Collab Entry)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/xHJxLVrEclw/mqdefault.jpg "Alien Storm [Mega Drive] (TRexSpaceStation 1st Year Anniversary Collab Entry)
http://youtube.com/TRexSpaceStation
For the record, I only own this on the Sega Classics Collection (PS3), so I guess this is a modern release of sorts.")
