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“It's All About The Pentiums” (Parody of “It's All About The Benjamins”) by “Weird Al” Yankovic - HD Version
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It's all about the Pentiums, baby
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
It's all about the Pentiums, baby
It's all about the Pentiums, baby
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
(Yeah!!)
What y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard?
Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad programming skills
Defraggin' my hard drive for thrills
I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM
I never feed trolls and I don't read spam
Installed a T1 line in my house
Always at my PC, double-clickin' on my mizouse
Upgrade my system at least twice a day
I'm strictly plug-and-play, I ain't afraid of Y2K
I'm down with Bill Gates, I call him Money for short
I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support
It's all about the Pentiums, what?
You gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen
You've got white-out all over your screen
You think your Commodore 64 is really neato
What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?
You're usin' a 286? Don't make me laugh
Your Windows boots up in what, a day and a half?
You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette
You're the biggest joke on the Internet
Your database is a disaster
You're waxin' your modem, tryin' to make it go faster
Hey fella, I bet you're still livin' in your parents' cellar
Downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar
And postin' "Me too!" like some brain-dead AOL-er
I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller
You're just about as useless as JPEGs to Helen Keller
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
Now, what y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
Uh, uh, loggin' in now
Wanna run wit my crew, hah?
Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?
They call me the king of the spreadsheets
Got'em all printed out on my bedsheets
My new computer's got the clocks, it rocks
But it was obsolete before I opened the box
You say you've had your desktop for over a week?
Throw that junk away, man, it's an antique!
Your laptop is a month old? Well, that's great
If you could use a nice, heavy paperweight
My digital media is write-protected
Every file inspected, no viruses detected
I beta tested every operating system
Gave props to some, and others? I dissed'em
While your computer's crashin', mine's multitaskin'
It does all my work without me even askin'
Got a flat-screen monitor, 40" wide
I believe that yours says, "Etch-A-Sketch" on the side
In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user
You've got your own newsgroup, alt.total-loser
Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax
Where'd you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks?
Play me online? Well, you know that I'll beat you
If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you
What?
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
What y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
What?
#WeirdAlYankovic #ItsAllAboutThePentiums #HDVersion
“It's All About The Pentiums” (Parody of “It's All About The Benjamins”) by “Weird Al” Yankovic - HD Version
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Ask you voice device to play “Weird Al” Yankovic!
It's all about the Pentiums, baby
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
It's all about the Pentiums, baby
It's all about the Pentiums, baby
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
(Yeah!!)
What y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard?
Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad programming skills
Defraggin' my hard drive for thrills
I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM
I never feed trolls and I don't read spam
Installed a T1 line in my house
Always at my PC, double-clickin' on my mizouse
Upgrade my system at least twice a day
I'm strictly plug-and-play, I ain't afraid of Y2K
I'm down with Bill Gates, I call him Money for short
I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support
It's all about the Pentiums, what?
You gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen
You've got white-out all over your screen
You think your Commodore 64 is really neato
What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?
You're usin' a 286? Don't make me laugh
Your Windows boots up in what, a day and a half?
You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette
You're the biggest joke on the Internet
Your database is a disaster
You're waxin' your modem, tryin' to make it go faster
Hey fella, I bet you're still livin' in your parents' cellar
Downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar
And postin' "Me too!" like some brain-dead AOL-er
I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller
You're just about as useless as JPEGs to Helen Keller
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
Now, what y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
Uh, uh, loggin' in now
Wanna run wit my crew, hah?
Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?
They call me the king of the spreadsheets
Got'em all printed out on my bedsheets
My new computer's got the clocks, it rocks
But it was obsolete before I opened the box
You say you've had your desktop for over a week?
Throw that junk away, man, it's an antique!
Your laptop is a month old? Well, that's great
If you could use a nice, heavy paperweight
My digital media is write-protected
Every file inspected, no viruses detected
I beta tested every operating system
Gave props to some, and others? I dissed'em
While your computer's crashin', mine's multitaskin'
It does all my work without me even askin'
Got a flat-screen monitor, 40" wide
I believe that yours says, "Etch-A-Sketch" on the side
In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user
You've got your own newsgroup, alt.total-loser
Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax
Where'd you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks?
Play me online? Well, you know that I'll beat you
If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you
What?
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
What y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
What?
#WeirdAlYankovic #ItsAllAboutThePentiums #HDVersion
![Weird Al Yankovic - Living With A Hernia (Official Video)
Official Video for “Living With A Hernia” (Parody of “Living in America”) by “Weird Al” Yankovic
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[Verse 1]
All I do is grunt and groan
Hurts me to walk anywhere
Went to see my physician, Dr. Jones
He took my trousers off, told me to cough
Doctor says there aint nothin to discuss
He tells me any day, I might have to wear a truss
[Chorus 1]
Living with a hernia
All the time, such aggravation
Living with a hernia
Gonna be my ruination
Living with a hernia
Got to have an operation
Feel so old
[Verse 2]
Too much bad pain
Good gawd, drives me insane
Cant run, barely crawl
Got a bulge in my intestinal wall
Walk real funny, bless my soul
Cant play tennis, and its hard to bowl
You cant even do the splits now (say it)
Better call it quits now
Now Im sick of all this dancin anyhow
[Chorus 2]
Living with a hernia
Hurts me bad in a tender location
Living with a hernia
Had enough humiliation
Living with a hernia
Got to have an operation
[Bridge]
I live with a hernia
Cant get up, cant bend over
Now I live with a hernia
Wait a minute
You may not be familiar with the common types
Of hernias that you could get
So just settle down, let me clue you in
Theres incomplete (incomplete)
Epigastric (epigastric)
Bladder (bladder)
Strangulated (strangulated)
Lumbar hernia (lumbar hernia)
Richters hernia (Richters hernia)
Obstructed (obstructed), inguinal and direct
[Chorus 3]
Living with a hernia (rupture)
I said its causin me such irritation
Living with a hernia (wow!)
Have to have my medication
Living with a hernia
Yeah, I feel bad!
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![Weird Al Yankovic - Sports Song (Official 4K Video)
Official 4k Video for “Sports Song” by “Weird Al Yankovic
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[Chorus]:
Were great (were great)
And you suck (you suck)
Were great (were great)
And you suck (you suck)
Were great (were great)
And you suck (you suck)
You see theres us (were great)
And then theres you (you suck)
Were really, really great (really great)
In contrast, you really suck (really suck)
Okay, full disclosure, were not that great
But nevertheless, you suck
#WeirdAlYankovic #SportsSong #4KRemastered
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![Weird Al Yankovic - Dare to Be Stupid (HD Version)
“Dare To Be Stupid” by “Weird Al” Yankovic - HD Version
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[Verse 1]
Put down that chainsaw and listen to me
Its time for us to join in the fight
Its time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys
Its time to let the bedbugs bite
You better put all your eggs in one basket
You better count your chickens before they hatch
You better sell some wine before its time
You better find yourself an itch to scratch
You better squeeze all the Charmin you can when Mr. Whipples not around
Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan
[Verse 2]
Talk with your mouth full
Bite the hand that feeds you
Bite off more than you can chew
What can you do?
Dare to be stupid
Take some wooden nickels
Look for Mr. Goodbar
Get your mojo working now
Ill show you how:
You can dare to be stupid
You can turn the other cheek
You can just give up the ship
You can eat a bunch of sushi then forget to leave a tip
[Chorus]
Dare to be stupid
Come on and dare to be stupid
Its so easy to do (Dare to be stupid)
Were all waiting for you
Lets go!
[Verse 3]
Its time to make a mountain out of a molehill
So can I have a volunteer?
Theres no more time for crying over spilled milk
Now its time for crying in your beer
Settle down, raise a family, join the PTA
Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevrolet
Then party til youre broke and they drag you away
Its okay, you can dare to be stupid
Its like spitting on a fish
Its like barking up a tree
Its like I said you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free
[Chorus]
Dare to be stupid (Yes!)
Why dont you dare to be stupid?
Its so easy, so easy to do (Dare to be stupid)
Were all waiting for you! (Dare to be stupid)
[Bridge]
Burn your candle at both ends
Look a gift horse in the mouth
Mashed potatoes can be your friends
[Verse 4]
You can be a coffee achiever
You can sit around the house and watch Leave It to Beaver
The futures up to you
So what you gonna do?
Dare to be stupid, dare to be stupid
[Chorus]
What did I say? (Dare to be stupid)
Tell me, what did I say? (Dare to be stupid)
Its alright (Dare to be stupid)
We can be stupid all night (Dare to be stupid)
Come on, join the crowd (Dare to be stupid)
Shout it out loud (Dare to be stupid)
I cant hear you (Dare to be stupid)
Okay, I can hear you now (Dare to be stupid)
Lets go, dare to be stupid (Dare to be stupid)
Dare to be stupid (Dare to be stupid)
Dare to be stupid (Dare to be stupid)
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid!
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![Weird Al Yankovic - Like a Surgeon (HD Version)
“Like A Surgeon” (Parody of “Like A Virgin”) by “Weird Al” Yankovic - HD Version
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[Verse 1]
I finally made it through med school
Somehow I made it through
Im just an intern
I still make a mistake or two
I was last in my class
Barely passed at the institute
Now Im trying to avoid
Yeah, Im trying to avoid
A malpractice suit
[Chorus]
Hey, like a surgeon
Cuttin for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Organ transplants are my line
[Verse 2]
Better give me all your gauze, nurse
This patients fading fast
Complications have set in
Dont know how long hell last
Let me see that I.V.
Here we go, time to operate
Ill pull his insides out
Pull his insides out
And see what he ate
[Chorus]
Like a surgeon, hey
Cuttin for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Heres a waiver for you to sign
[Verse 3]
Its a fact, Im a quack
The disgrace of the A.M.A.
Cause my patients die
Yeah, my patients die
Before they can pay
[Chorus]
Like a surgeon, hey
Cuttin for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Got your kidneys on my mind
[Outro]
Like a surgeon
Ooh, like a surgeon
When I reach inside
With my scalpel, and my forceps, and retractors
Oh ho, oh ho, ho, ho
Ooh baby, yeah
I can hear your heart beat
For the very last time
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![Weird Al Yankovic - Ill Sue Ya (4K Version)
“Ill Sue Ya” by “Weird Al” Yankovic - 4K Version
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[Verse 1]
I sued Taco Bell!
Cause I ate half a million chalupas and I got fat
I sued Panasonic!
They never said I shouldnt use their microwave to dry off my cat
Huh, I sued Earthlink!
Cause I called them up, and they had the nerve to put me on hold
I sued Starbucks!
Cause I spilled a Frappuccino in my lap and brrr, it was cold!
I sued Toys R Us
Cause I swallowed a Nerf ball, and nearly choked to death
Uh, I sued Petco
Cause I ate a bag of kitty litter, and now I got bad breath!
I sued Coca Cola, yo
Cause I put my finger down in a bottle and it got stuck!
I sued Delta Airlines
Cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey, I went there, and it sucked!
[Chorus]
Yeah!
If you stand me up on a date
If you deliver my pizza 30 seconds late
Im gonna sue, sue, yes, Im gonna sue!
Sue, sue, yeah, thats what Im gonna do
Im gonna sue, sue, yes, Im gonna sue!
Sue, sue, yeah, I might even sue you!
Uh!
[Verse 2]
I sued Duracell!
They never told me not to shove that AA right up my nose!
I sued Home Depot!
Cause they sold me a hammer, which they knew I might drop on my toes!
I sued Dell Computers!
Cause I took a bath with my laptop, now it doesnt work!
I sued Fruit of the Loom!
Cause when I wear their tighty-whities on my head, I look like a jerk!
I sued Verizon!
Cause I get all depressed any time my cell phone is roaming!
I sued Colorado!
Cause yknow, I think it looks a little bit too much like Wyoming!
I sued Neiman Marcus!
Cause they put up their Christmas decorations way out of season!
I sued Ben Afleck!
.......awww do I even need a reason!?
[Chorus]
Uh!
If I sprain my ankle while Im robbin your place
If I hurt my knuckles when I punch you in the face
Im gonna sue, sue, yes Im gonna sue!
Sue, sue, yeah, thats what Im gonna do!
Im gonna sue, sue, yes Im gonna sue!
Sue, sue, thats right, Im gonna sue you!
Uh! Uh! Uh!
[Refrain]
Ill sue ya, Ill take all your money
Ill sue ya, if you even look at me funny
Ill sue ya, Ill take all your money
Ill sue ya, if you even look at me funny
Ill sue ya, Ill take all your money
Ill sue ya, if you even look at me funny
Ill sue ya, Ill take all your money
Ill sue ya, if you even look at me funny
[Outro]
Ill sue ya
Ha ha ha ha haa
Ill sue ya
What yall think of that!?
Ill sue ya
Ha ha ha ha haa
Boo ya! Ill sue ya!
Uh!
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