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Official 4k Video for “Sports Song” by “Weird Al" Yankovic
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[Chorus]:
We're great (we're great)
And you suck (you suck)
We're great (we're great)
And you suck (you suck)
We're great (we're great)
And you suck (you suck)
You see there's us (we're great)
And then there's you (you suck)
We're really, really great (really great)
In contrast, you really suck (really suck)
Okay, full disclosure, we're not that great
But nevertheless, you suck
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"Music video by ""Weird Al"" Yankovic performing Sports Song. (C) 2014 RCA Records, a division of Sony Music Entertainment"
Official 4k Video for “Sports Song” by “Weird Al" Yankovic
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Ask you voice device to play “Weird Al" Yankovic!
[Chorus]:
We're great (we're great)
And you suck (you suck)
We're great (we're great)
And you suck (you suck)
We're great (we're great)
And you suck (you suck)
You see there's us (we're great)
And then there's you (you suck)
We're really, really great (really great)
In contrast, you really suck (really suck)
Okay, full disclosure, we're not that great
But nevertheless, you suck
#WeirdAlYankovic #SportsSong #4KRemastered
"Music video by ""Weird Al"" Yankovic performing Sports Song. (C) 2014 RCA Records, a division of Sony Music Entertainment"


![Weird Al Yankovic - Dare to Be Stupid (HD Version)
“Dare To Be Stupid” by “Weird Al” Yankovic - HD Version
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[Verse 1]
Put down that chainsaw and listen to me
Its time for us to join in the fight
Its time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys
Its time to let the bedbugs bite
You better put all your eggs in one basket
You better count your chickens before they hatch
You better sell some wine before its time
You better find yourself an itch to scratch
You better squeeze all the Charmin you can when Mr. Whipples not around
Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan
[Verse 2]
Talk with your mouth full
Bite the hand that feeds you
Bite off more than you can chew
What can you do?
Dare to be stupid
Take some wooden nickels
Look for Mr. Goodbar
Get your mojo working now
Ill show you how:
You can dare to be stupid
You can turn the other cheek
You can just give up the ship
You can eat a bunch of sushi then forget to leave a tip
[Chorus]
Dare to be stupid
Come on and dare to be stupid
Its so easy to do (Dare to be stupid)
Were all waiting for you
Lets go!
[Verse 3]
Its time to make a mountain out of a molehill
So can I have a volunteer?
Theres no more time for crying over spilled milk
Now its time for crying in your beer
Settle down, raise a family, join the PTA
Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevrolet
Then party til youre broke and they drag you away
Its okay, you can dare to be stupid
Its like spitting on a fish
Its like barking up a tree
Its like I said you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free
[Chorus]
Dare to be stupid (Yes!)
Why dont you dare to be stupid?
Its so easy, so easy to do (Dare to be stupid)
Were all waiting for you! (Dare to be stupid)
[Bridge]
Burn your candle at both ends
Look a gift horse in the mouth
Mashed potatoes can be your friends
[Verse 4]
You can be a coffee achiever
You can sit around the house and watch Leave It to Beaver
The futures up to you
So what you gonna do?
Dare to be stupid, dare to be stupid
[Chorus]
What did I say? (Dare to be stupid)
Tell me, what did I say? (Dare to be stupid)
Its alright (Dare to be stupid)
We can be stupid all night (Dare to be stupid)
Come on, join the crowd (Dare to be stupid)
Shout it out loud (Dare to be stupid)
I cant hear you (Dare to be stupid)
Okay, I can hear you now (Dare to be stupid)
Lets go, dare to be stupid (Dare to be stupid)
Dare to be stupid (Dare to be stupid)
Dare to be stupid (Dare to be stupid)
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid!
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![Weird Al Yankovic - Like a Surgeon (HD Version)
“Like A Surgeon” (Parody of “Like A Virgin”) by “Weird Al” Yankovic - HD Version
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[Verse 1]
I finally made it through med school
Somehow I made it through
Im just an intern
I still make a mistake or two
I was last in my class
Barely passed at the institute
Now Im trying to avoid
Yeah, Im trying to avoid
A malpractice suit
[Chorus]
Hey, like a surgeon
Cuttin for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Organ transplants are my line
[Verse 2]
Better give me all your gauze, nurse
This patients fading fast
Complications have set in
Dont know how long hell last
Let me see that I.V.
Here we go, time to operate
Ill pull his insides out
Pull his insides out
And see what he ate
[Chorus]
Like a surgeon, hey
Cuttin for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Heres a waiver for you to sign
[Verse 3]
Its a fact, Im a quack
The disgrace of the A.M.A.
Cause my patients die
Yeah, my patients die
Before they can pay
[Chorus]
Like a surgeon, hey
Cuttin for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Got your kidneys on my mind
[Outro]
Like a surgeon
Ooh, like a surgeon
When I reach inside
With my scalpel, and my forceps, and retractors
Oh ho, oh ho, ho, ho
Ooh baby, yeah
I can hear your heart beat
For the very last time
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![Weird Al Yankovic - Ill Sue Ya (4K Version)
“Ill Sue Ya” by “Weird Al” Yankovic - 4K Version
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[Verse 1]
I sued Taco Bell!
Cause I ate half a million chalupas and I got fat
I sued Panasonic!
They never said I shouldnt use their microwave to dry off my cat
Huh, I sued Earthlink!
Cause I called them up, and they had the nerve to put me on hold
I sued Starbucks!
Cause I spilled a Frappuccino in my lap and brrr, it was cold!
I sued Toys R Us
Cause I swallowed a Nerf ball, and nearly choked to death
Uh, I sued Petco
Cause I ate a bag of kitty litter, and now I got bad breath!
I sued Coca Cola, yo
Cause I put my finger down in a bottle and it got stuck!
I sued Delta Airlines
Cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey, I went there, and it sucked!
[Chorus]
Yeah!
If you stand me up on a date
If you deliver my pizza 30 seconds late
Im gonna sue, sue, yes, Im gonna sue!
Sue, sue, yeah, thats what Im gonna do
Im gonna sue, sue, yes, Im gonna sue!
Sue, sue, yeah, I might even sue you!
Uh!
[Verse 2]
I sued Duracell!
They never told me not to shove that AA right up my nose!
I sued Home Depot!
Cause they sold me a hammer, which they knew I might drop on my toes!
I sued Dell Computers!
Cause I took a bath with my laptop, now it doesnt work!
I sued Fruit of the Loom!
Cause when I wear their tighty-whities on my head, I look like a jerk!
I sued Verizon!
Cause I get all depressed any time my cell phone is roaming!
I sued Colorado!
Cause yknow, I think it looks a little bit too much like Wyoming!
I sued Neiman Marcus!
Cause they put up their Christmas decorations way out of season!
I sued Ben Afleck!
.......awww do I even need a reason!?
[Chorus]
Uh!
If I sprain my ankle while Im robbin your place
If I hurt my knuckles when I punch you in the face
Im gonna sue, sue, yes Im gonna sue!
Sue, sue, yeah, thats what Im gonna do!
Im gonna sue, sue, yes Im gonna sue!
Sue, sue, thats right, Im gonna sue you!
Uh! Uh! Uh!
[Refrain]
Ill sue ya, Ill take all your money
Ill sue ya, if you even look at me funny
Ill sue ya, Ill take all your money
Ill sue ya, if you even look at me funny
Ill sue ya, Ill take all your money
Ill sue ya, if you even look at me funny
Ill sue ya, Ill take all your money
Ill sue ya, if you even look at me funny
[Outro]
Ill sue ya
Ha ha ha ha haa
Ill sue ya
What yall think of that!?
Ill sue ya
Ha ha ha ha haa
Boo ya! Ill sue ya!
Uh!
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![Weird Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise (Parody of Gangstas Paradise by Coolio) (HD Version)
“Amish Paradise” (Parody of “Gangstas Paradise”) by “Weird Al” Yankovic - HD Version
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[Verse 1]
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize shes very plain
But thats just perfect for an Amish like me
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the mornin Im milkin cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool
And Ive been milkin and plowin so long that
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
Im a man of the land, Im into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine
Then tonight were gonna party like its 1699
[Chorus]
We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
Ive churned butter once or twice
Living in an Amish paradise
Its hard work and sacrifice
Living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price
Living in an Amish paradise
[Verse 2]
A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek
I really dont care, in fact I wish him well
Cause Ill be laughing my head off when hes burning in Hell
But I aint never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An Amish with a tude? You know thats unheard of
I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree, I really look good in black, fool
If you come to visit, youll be bored to tears
We havent even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we aint really quaint, so please dont point and stare
Were just technologically impaired
[Pre-Chorus]
Theres no phone, no lights, no motorcar
Not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe
Its as primitive as can be
[Chorus]
We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
Were just plain and simple guys
Living in an Amish paradise
Theres no time for sin and vice
Living in an Amish paradise
We dont fight, we all play nice
Living in an Amish paradise
[Bridge]
Hitchin up the buggy, churning lots of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, soon Ill raise another
Think youre really righteous? Think youre pure in heart?
Well, I know Im a million times as humble as thou art
Im the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like
On my knees day and night scoring points for the afterlife
So dont be vain and dont be whiny
Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie
[Chorus]
We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
Were all crazy Mennonites
Living in an Amish paradise
Theres no cops and traffic lights
Living in an Amish paradise
But youd probably think it bites
Living in an Amish paradise
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