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“Eat It” by "Weird Al" Yankovic - NOW IN 4K
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In the new biopic WEIRD: The Al Yankovic Story, there’s a scene where we see a clip of the “Eat It” video being played on a TV screen - except it’s actually a “deep fake,” with Al’s face replaced with Daniel Racliffe's (Dan, of course, plays Al in the movie). In order to create that particular scene, the producers had to track down source material that was considerably better quality than the existing standard-definition version. So Yankovic went into his personal video vault and had all the original 16mm film that was shot for the video in 1983 lovingly transferred to 4K. Then, while traveling the country on his 2022 tour, he painstakingly re-edited the video on his laptop, matching the original video frame for frame. The resulting video is not without scratches and artifacts (even in a temperature-controlled storage unit, film will start to degrade after a few decades) but it is exponentially better quality than any version that has ever existed before.
“Eat It” is one of 46 tracks on the just-released WEIRD: The Al Yankovic Story - Original Soundtrack album - you can stream, download or pre-order here: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/WeirdTAYSYD
WEIRD: The Al Yankovic Story is now streaming exclusively on The Roku Channel! Stream free on a Roku device, the Roku mobile app, therokuchannel.com, Samsung Smart TV & FireTV.
Lyrics:
How come you're always such a fussy young man?
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran
Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan?
So eat it, just eat it
Don't wanna argue, I don't wanna debate
Don't wanna hear about what kind of food you hate
You won't get no dessert 'till you clean off your plate
So eat it
Don't you tell me you're full
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's broiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it, ooh
Your table manners are a cryin' shame
You're playin' with your food, this ain't some kind of game
Now, if you starve to death, you'll just have yourself to blame
So eat it, just eat it
You better listen, better do what you're told
You haven't even touched your tuna casserole
You better chow down or it's gonna get cold
So eat it
I don't care if you're full
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Open up your mouth and feed it
Have some more yogurt, have some more Spam
It doesn't matter if it's fresh or canned
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeat it
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
If it's gettin' cold, reheat it
Have a big dinner, have a light snack
If you don't like it, you can't send it back
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
(Oh Lord)
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's broiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeat it
(Oh no)
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch
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“Eat It” by "Weird Al" Yankovic - NOW IN 4K
Follow "Weird Al" Yankovic on Spotify: http://smarturl.it/WeirdAlSpotify
In the new biopic WEIRD: The Al Yankovic Story, there’s a scene where we see a clip of the “Eat It” video being played on a TV screen - except it’s actually a “deep fake,” with Al’s face replaced with Daniel Racliffe's (Dan, of course, plays Al in the movie). In order to create that particular scene, the producers had to track down source material that was considerably better quality than the existing standard-definition version. So Yankovic went into his personal video vault and had all the original 16mm film that was shot for the video in 1983 lovingly transferred to 4K. Then, while traveling the country on his 2022 tour, he painstakingly re-edited the video on his laptop, matching the original video frame for frame. The resulting video is not without scratches and artifacts (even in a temperature-controlled storage unit, film will start to degrade after a few decades) but it is exponentially better quality than any version that has ever existed before.
“Eat It” is one of 46 tracks on the just-released WEIRD: The Al Yankovic Story - Original Soundtrack album - you can stream, download or pre-order here: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/WeirdTAYSYD
WEIRD: The Al Yankovic Story is now streaming exclusively on The Roku Channel! Stream free on a Roku device, the Roku mobile app, therokuchannel.com, Samsung Smart TV & FireTV.
Lyrics:
How come you're always such a fussy young man?
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran
Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan?
So eat it, just eat it
Don't wanna argue, I don't wanna debate
Don't wanna hear about what kind of food you hate
You won't get no dessert 'till you clean off your plate
So eat it
Don't you tell me you're full
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's broiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it, ooh
Your table manners are a cryin' shame
You're playin' with your food, this ain't some kind of game
Now, if you starve to death, you'll just have yourself to blame
So eat it, just eat it
You better listen, better do what you're told
You haven't even touched your tuna casserole
You better chow down or it's gonna get cold
So eat it
I don't care if you're full
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Open up your mouth and feed it
Have some more yogurt, have some more Spam
It doesn't matter if it's fresh or canned
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeat it
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
If it's gettin' cold, reheat it
Have a big dinner, have a light snack
If you don't like it, you can't send it back
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
(Oh Lord)
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's broiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeat it
(Oh no)
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch
#WeirdAlYankovic #OfficialMusicVideo #Parody #4KRemastered

![Weird Al Yankovic - Like a Surgeon (HD Version)
“Like A Surgeon” (Parody of “Like A Virgin”) by “Weird Al” Yankovic - HD Version
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[Verse 1]
I finally made it through med school
Somehow I made it through
Im just an intern
I still make a mistake or two
I was last in my class
Barely passed at the institute
Now Im trying to avoid
Yeah, Im trying to avoid
A malpractice suit
[Chorus]
Hey, like a surgeon
Cuttin for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Organ transplants are my line
[Verse 2]
Better give me all your gauze, nurse
This patients fading fast
Complications have set in
Dont know how long hell last
Let me see that I.V.
Here we go, time to operate
Ill pull his insides out
Pull his insides out
And see what he ate
[Chorus]
Like a surgeon, hey
Cuttin for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Heres a waiver for you to sign
[Verse 3]
Its a fact, Im a quack
The disgrace of the A.M.A.
Cause my patients die
Yeah, my patients die
Before they can pay
[Chorus]
Like a surgeon, hey
Cuttin for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Got your kidneys on my mind
[Outro]
Like a surgeon
Ooh, like a surgeon
When I reach inside
With my scalpel, and my forceps, and retractors
Oh ho, oh ho, ho, ho
Ooh baby, yeah
I can hear your heart beat
For the very last time
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![Weird Al Yankovic - Ill Sue Ya (4K Version)
“Ill Sue Ya” by “Weird Al” Yankovic - 4K Version
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[Verse 1]
I sued Taco Bell!
Cause I ate half a million chalupas and I got fat
I sued Panasonic!
They never said I shouldnt use their microwave to dry off my cat
Huh, I sued Earthlink!
Cause I called them up, and they had the nerve to put me on hold
I sued Starbucks!
Cause I spilled a Frappuccino in my lap and brrr, it was cold!
I sued Toys R Us
Cause I swallowed a Nerf ball, and nearly choked to death
Uh, I sued Petco
Cause I ate a bag of kitty litter, and now I got bad breath!
I sued Coca Cola, yo
Cause I put my finger down in a bottle and it got stuck!
I sued Delta Airlines
Cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey, I went there, and it sucked!
[Chorus]
Yeah!
If you stand me up on a date
If you deliver my pizza 30 seconds late
Im gonna sue, sue, yes, Im gonna sue!
Sue, sue, yeah, thats what Im gonna do
Im gonna sue, sue, yes, Im gonna sue!
Sue, sue, yeah, I might even sue you!
Uh!
[Verse 2]
I sued Duracell!
They never told me not to shove that AA right up my nose!
I sued Home Depot!
Cause they sold me a hammer, which they knew I might drop on my toes!
I sued Dell Computers!
Cause I took a bath with my laptop, now it doesnt work!
I sued Fruit of the Loom!
Cause when I wear their tighty-whities on my head, I look like a jerk!
I sued Verizon!
Cause I get all depressed any time my cell phone is roaming!
I sued Colorado!
Cause yknow, I think it looks a little bit too much like Wyoming!
I sued Neiman Marcus!
Cause they put up their Christmas decorations way out of season!
I sued Ben Afleck!
.......awww do I even need a reason!?
[Chorus]
Uh!
If I sprain my ankle while Im robbin your place
If I hurt my knuckles when I punch you in the face
Im gonna sue, sue, yes Im gonna sue!
Sue, sue, yeah, thats what Im gonna do!
Im gonna sue, sue, yes Im gonna sue!
Sue, sue, thats right, Im gonna sue you!
Uh! Uh! Uh!
[Refrain]
Ill sue ya, Ill take all your money
Ill sue ya, if you even look at me funny
Ill sue ya, Ill take all your money
Ill sue ya, if you even look at me funny
Ill sue ya, Ill take all your money
Ill sue ya, if you even look at me funny
Ill sue ya, Ill take all your money
Ill sue ya, if you even look at me funny
[Outro]
Ill sue ya
Ha ha ha ha haa
Ill sue ya
What yall think of that!?
Ill sue ya
Ha ha ha ha haa
Boo ya! Ill sue ya!
Uh!
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![Weird Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise (Parody of Gangstas Paradise by Coolio) (HD Version)
“Amish Paradise” (Parody of “Gangstas Paradise”) by “Weird Al” Yankovic - HD Version
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[Verse 1]
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize shes very plain
But thats just perfect for an Amish like me
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the mornin Im milkin cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool
And Ive been milkin and plowin so long that
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
Im a man of the land, Im into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine
Then tonight were gonna party like its 1699
[Chorus]
We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
Ive churned butter once or twice
Living in an Amish paradise
Its hard work and sacrifice
Living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price
Living in an Amish paradise
[Verse 2]
A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek
I really dont care, in fact I wish him well
Cause Ill be laughing my head off when hes burning in Hell
But I aint never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An Amish with a tude? You know thats unheard of
I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree, I really look good in black, fool
If you come to visit, youll be bored to tears
We havent even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we aint really quaint, so please dont point and stare
Were just technologically impaired
[Pre-Chorus]
Theres no phone, no lights, no motorcar
Not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe
Its as primitive as can be
[Chorus]
We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
Were just plain and simple guys
Living in an Amish paradise
Theres no time for sin and vice
Living in an Amish paradise
We dont fight, we all play nice
Living in an Amish paradise
[Bridge]
Hitchin up the buggy, churning lots of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, soon Ill raise another
Think youre really righteous? Think youre pure in heart?
Well, I know Im a million times as humble as thou art
Im the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like
On my knees day and night scoring points for the afterlife
So dont be vain and dont be whiny
Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie
[Chorus]
We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
Were all crazy Mennonites
Living in an Amish paradise
Theres no cops and traffic lights
Living in an Amish paradise
But youd probably think it bites
Living in an Amish paradise
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![Weird Al Yankovic - I Love Rocky Road (Official Video)
Official Video for “I Love Rocky Road” (Parody of “I Love Rock n Roll”) by “Weird Al” Yankovic
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[Verse 1]
I hear those ice cream bells and I start to drool
Keep a couple quarts in my locker at school
Yeah, but chocolates getting old
Vanilla just leaves me cold
Theres just one flavor good enough for me, yeah me
Dont gimme no crummy taste spoon
I know what I need, baby
[Chorus]
I love rocky road
So wont you go and buy half a gallon, baby
I love rocky road
So have another triple scoop with me
Ow!
[Verse 2]
They tell me ice cream junkies are all the same
All the soda jerkers know my name
When their supply is gone
Then Ill be movin on
But Ill be back on Monday afternoon, youll see
Another truck loads comin in for me, all for me
Im singin
[Chorus]
I love rocky road
So wont you go and buy half a gallon, baby
I love rocky road
So have another triple scoop with me
Ow!
(Oh, make it talk)
[Bridge]
When Im all alone, I just grab myself a cone
And if I get fat and lose my teeth, thats fine with me
Just lock me in the freezer and throw away the key
Singin
[Chorus]
I love rocky road
So wont you go and buy half a gallon, baby
I love rocky road
So have another triple scoop with me
[Outro]
I love rocky road
So wont you go and buy half a gallon, baby
I love rocky road
So have another triple scoop with
I love rocky road
So wont you go and buy half a gallon, baby
I love rocky road
So have another triple scoop with
I love rocky road
So wont you go and buy half a gallon, baby
I love rocky road
So have another triple scoop with me
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![Weird Al Yankovic - Pancreas (HD Version)
“Pancreas” by “Weird Al” Yankovic - HD Version
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[Verse 1]
Im always thinkin bout it
I dont know what Id do without it
I love, I really love
My pancreas
[Verse 2]
My spleen just doesnt matter
Dont really care about my bladder
But I dont leave home without
My pancreas
[Pre-Hook]
My pancreas is always there for me
Secreting those enzymes (bap bap bap)
Secreting those hormones too
Metabolizing carbohydrates just for me
[Hook]
Ba-ba ba ba-ba ba ba ba-ba ba ba
My pancreas
Ba-ba ba ba-ba ba ba ba-ba ba
My pancreas
Ba-ba ba ba-ba ba ba ba-ba ba ba
My pancreas
Ba-ba ba ba-ba ba ba ba-ba ba
My pancreas
[Hook]
Ba-ba ba ba-ba ba ba ba-ba ba ba
My pancreas
Ba-ba ba ba-ba ba ba ba-ba ba
My pancreas
Ooooooh
[Bridge 1]
My pancreas attracts every other
Pancreas in the universe
With a force proportional
To the product of their masses
And inversely proportional
To the distance between them
Woo woo woo woo...
[Bridge 2]
Dontcha know you gotta
Flow, flow, flow pancreatic juice
Flow, flow into the duodenum
Wontcha flow, flow, flow pancreatic juice
Flow, flow into the duodenum
Insulin, glucagon
(Wontcha flow, flow, flow pancreatic juice)
Comin from the islets of Langerhans...
(Flow, flow into the duodenum)
Insulin, glucagon
(Wontcha flow, flow, flow pancreatic juice)
Comin from the islets of Langerhans...
(Flow, flow, into the duodenum)
Lipase, amylase, and tripsin
[Insulin, glucagon]
(Wontcha flow, flow, flow pancreatic juice)
Theyre gonna help with our digestion
[Comin from the islets of Langerhans...]
(Flow, flow into the duodenum)
Lipase, amylase, and tripsin
[Insulin, glucagon]
(Wontcha flow, flow, flow pancreatic juice)
Theyre gonna help with our digestion
[Comin from the islets of Langerhans...]
(Flow, flow into the duodenum)
[Outro]
Cant you see I love my pancreas
{Lipase, amylase, and tripsin}
[Insulin, glucagon]
(Wontcha flow, flow, flow pancreatic juice)
Golly-gee, I love my pancreas
{They gonna help with our digestion}
[Comin from the islets of Langerhans...]
(Flow, flow into the duodenum)
Cant you see I love my pancreas
{Lipase, amylase, and tripsin}
[Insulin, glucagon]
(Wontcha flow, flow, flow pancreatic juice)
Golly-gee I love my pancreas
{They gonna help with our digestion}
[Comin from the islets of Langerhans...]
(Flow, flow into the duodenum)
Cant you see I love my pancreas
{Lipase, amylase, and tripsin}
[Insulin, glucagon]
(Wontcha flow, flow, flow pancreatic juice)
Golly-gee I love my pancreas
{They gonna help with our digestion}
[Comin from the islets of Langerhans...]
(Flow, flow, into the duodenum)
Cant you see I love my pancreas
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