Uploaded December 2018 | Updated September 2026, 2 hours ago
Something silly for once. Happy holidays to all!
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Twas the night before OWL, and all through the League
All the players were scrimming, three tanks and a Brig
They focused and fought through the GOAT-given Hell
In hopes that St Kaplan would balance it well
The talent were calm, void of all contention
While Goldenboy worked on his T-Mobile mention
But despite all the hype, they remembered of course
Former host and friend, Mr. Johnny Reinforce
The season approached as Contenders went on
And pressure was rising with the fast coming dawn
Teams were preparing for the upcoming clash
In hopes they could play McCree or even Ashe
Atlanta were expecting to let it all Reign
Praying Dafran's signing would not be in vein
And Boston were looking for another stage three
While some players fought back and finally broke free
Back in the East, Chengdu were on the hunt
Some players back from the battle royale front
Shanghai looked ahead, the Dragons steadfast
Hoping they could beat their 0 and 40 past
Hangzhou stood ready, all covered in pink
Their fans spamming "AYAYA" as a group in sync
Guangzhou was reserved, with preference for teal
Hoping that their roster could seal the deal
Meanwhile in Paris, revolution was brewing
Showing their talent were players worth pursuing
And across the channel, their Aces held High
London were revving, ready to takeoff and fly
Down in LA were wings yellow and green
Shields and purple were nowhere to be seen
Though Valiant had bested their rivals before
The Gladiators weren't done- they still had a roar
Philly were determined to have their own way
"Winnable, winnable" just like Carpe would say
Florida however could only pray and hope
That TviQ and the Koreans were able to cope
Shock did the math and gathered enough data
Ready and prepped for the quad DPS meta
Washington instead took another approach
Putting faith into the hands of a genius coach
With Stitch, Haksal and the rest of Runaway
Vancouver were ready to come out and play
Toronto however would not be ignored
Bishop was ready to take over the board
Over in Texas a rematch was building
For Dallas had a season ever so tilting
Houston got by lead by Muma and Linkzr
Despite not having a dedicated Tracer
New York ended first but fell short before the end
Perhaps it was sandbagging or playing pretend
Seoul on the other hand their dynasty failed to blossom
Hoping their new tank would solve their biggest problem
Done with their practice, the teams ended their games
With visions of Overwatch dancing in their brains
And off they went with the same victory in sight
Good luck to all and to all a good night
Something silly for once. Happy holidays to all!
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Twas the night before OWL, and all through the League
All the players were scrimming, three tanks and a Brig
They focused and fought through the GOAT-given Hell
In hopes that St Kaplan would balance it well
The talent were calm, void of all contention
While Goldenboy worked on his T-Mobile mention
But despite all the hype, they remembered of course
Former host and friend, Mr. Johnny Reinforce
The season approached as Contenders went on
And pressure was rising with the fast coming dawn
Teams were preparing for the upcoming clash
In hopes they could play McCree or even Ashe
Atlanta were expecting to let it all Reign
Praying Dafran's signing would not be in vein
And Boston were looking for another stage three
While some players fought back and finally broke free
Back in the East, Chengdu were on the hunt
Some players back from the battle royale front
Shanghai looked ahead, the Dragons steadfast
Hoping they could beat their 0 and 40 past
Hangzhou stood ready, all covered in pink
Their fans spamming "AYAYA" as a group in sync
Guangzhou was reserved, with preference for teal
Hoping that their roster could seal the deal
Meanwhile in Paris, revolution was brewing
Showing their talent were players worth pursuing
And across the channel, their Aces held High
London were revving, ready to takeoff and fly
Down in LA were wings yellow and green
Shields and purple were nowhere to be seen
Though Valiant had bested their rivals before
The Gladiators weren't done- they still had a roar
Philly were determined to have their own way
"Winnable, winnable" just like Carpe would say
Florida however could only pray and hope
That TviQ and the Koreans were able to cope
Shock did the math and gathered enough data
Ready and prepped for the quad DPS meta
Washington instead took another approach
Putting faith into the hands of a genius coach
With Stitch, Haksal and the rest of Runaway
Vancouver were ready to come out and play
Toronto however would not be ignored
Bishop was ready to take over the board
Over in Texas a rematch was building
For Dallas had a season ever so tilting
Houston got by lead by Muma and Linkzr
Despite not having a dedicated Tracer
New York ended first but fell short before the end
Perhaps it was sandbagging or playing pretend
Seoul on the other hand their dynasty failed to blossom
Hoping their new tank would solve their biggest problem
Done with their practice, the teams ended their games
With visions of Overwatch dancing in their brains
And off they went with the same victory in sight
Good luck to all and to all a good night
