Uploaded January 2026 | Updated September 2026, 11 hours ago
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Part V of the Felted AI PPPs saga
Special thanks to (IRL non-AI) Andy for his voiceover work.
ko-fi.com/songsinthekeyofcwc
Part V of the Felted AI PPPs saga
Special thanks to (IRL non-AI) Andy for his voiceover work.

![The Alphabet of my Poo - Songs in the Key of CWC
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LYRICS
A is for the anus that I poop from.
B is for the butt I like to sit upon.
Cs for the constipation every day;
Ds diarrhea makes it go away.
Es for excrete which I do all the time.
Fs for the farting that just feels sublime.
Gs for the gas, H for humungous ass,
This is the alphabet of my poo!
Is for the indigestion that I chance.
Js for the joy when I just shit my pants.
Ks for the kids I dropped off at the pool.
Ls for the large intestines full of stool.
Ms for the massive dump that I just did;
Ns for the nasty smell that went with it.
Os for the o-ring and, well, Ps whats now flowing.
This is the alphabet of my poo!
Qs for The Quartering who passes gas.
Rs for the rush I get when I dump ass.
Ss for the soiling of my pants and such.
Ts for the toilet that I love so much!
Us for the underwear that I just shat;
Vs for the virus that I get from that.
Ws for the wee, and oh well screw X Y and Z!
This is the alphabet
OF
MY
POO!
Wooh wooh!
[spoken:]
I think I just sharted. The Alphabet of my Poo - Songs in the Key of CWC](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/UoJw6Q-Cy2c/mqdefault.jpg)
![I Loved You, Bish - Songs in the Key of CWC
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LYRICS
[verse:]
Bish I gotta wonder just when will your crap stop,
You stole my heart then you stole my laptop.
The tubby grubby chubby hubby I never had,
You were five foot one and you smelled real bad.
You think youre the shit, you think youre all that,
Memphis Micro softer than a little bitty kitty cat.
So pop a xanny, and pour another cup,
Im doing fine, yeah bish thumbs up.
[chorus:]
I loved you bish.
I loved you bish
[verse:]
Bish you think you can shame me with my nudes?
I got dicked down by five black dudes!
Ya teeny weenie meanie gonna rant and rage
Your stumblin and bumblin on Rumbles back page
And now that were done, and now that were through
Turns out the problem, it is in fact YOU!
Im doing fine, Im moving along
Ill see ya fuckin later Mister Micro-dong
[chorus:]
I loved you bish.
I loved you bish
I loved you bish.
I loved you bish.
I loved you bish
I loved you bish. I Loved You, Bish - Songs in the Key of CWC](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/V51vLpxs6pM/mqdefault.jpg)







