Uploaded December 2025 | Updated September 2026, 5 hours ago

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LYRICS

A is for the anus that I poop from.
B is for the butt I like to sit upon.
C's for the constipation every day;
D's diarrhea makes it go away.
E's for excrete which I do all the time.
F's for the farting that just feels sublime.
G's for the gas, H for humungous ass,
This is the alphabet of my poo!

I's for the indigestion that I chance.
J's for the joy when I just shit my pants.
K's for the kids I dropped off at the pool.
L's for the large intestines full of stool.
M's for the massive dump that I just did;
N's for the nasty smell that went with it.
O's for the o-ring and, well, P's what's now flowing.
This is the alphabet of my poo!

Q's for The Quartering who passes gas.
R's for the rush I get when I dump ass.
S's for the soiling of my pants and such.
T's for the toilet that I love so much!
U's for the underwear that I just shat;
V's for the virus that I get from that.
W's for the wee, and oh well screw X Y and Z!
This is the alphabet
OF
MY
POO!
Wooh wooh!

[spoken:]
I think I just sharted.