Uploaded June 2026 | Updated September 2026, 2 hours ago
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LYRICS
[verse:]
Bish I gotta wonder just when will your crap stop,
You stole my heart then you stole my laptop.
The tubby grubby chubby hubby I never had,
You were five foot one and you smelled real bad.
You think you're the shit, you think you're all that,
Memphis Micro softer than a little bitty kitty cat.
So pop a xanny, and pour another cup,
I'm doing fine, yeah bish thumbs up.
[chorus:]
I loved you bish.
I loved you bish
[verse:]
Bish you think you can shame me with my nudes?
I got dicked down by five black dudes!
Ya teeny weenie meanie gonna rant and rage
Your stumblin' and bumblin' on Rumble's back page
And now that we're done, and now that we're through
Turns out the problem, it is in fact YOU!
I'm doing fine, I'm moving along
I'll see ya fuckin' later Mister Micro-dong
[chorus:]
I loved you bish.
I loved you bish
I loved you bish.
I loved you bish.
I loved you bish
I loved you bish.
ko-fi.com/songsinthekeyofcwc
LYRICS
[verse:]
Bish I gotta wonder just when will your crap stop,
You stole my heart then you stole my laptop.
The tubby grubby chubby hubby I never had,
You were five foot one and you smelled real bad.
You think you're the shit, you think you're all that,
Memphis Micro softer than a little bitty kitty cat.
So pop a xanny, and pour another cup,
I'm doing fine, yeah bish thumbs up.
[chorus:]
I loved you bish.
I loved you bish
[verse:]
Bish you think you can shame me with my nudes?
I got dicked down by five black dudes!
Ya teeny weenie meanie gonna rant and rage
Your stumblin' and bumblin' on Rumble's back page
And now that we're done, and now that we're through
Turns out the problem, it is in fact YOU!
I'm doing fine, I'm moving along
I'll see ya fuckin' later Mister Micro-dong
[chorus:]
I loved you bish.
I loved you bish
I loved you bish.
I loved you bish.
I loved you bish
I loved you bish.










