Uploaded August 2016 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
She's whatever you want him to be.
I guess I'm supposed to talk a lot about the game here, because that apparently helps with the video's SEO. So, here we go.
Resident Evil 5 is a game. It is a game where you shoot things. Those things are usually people of African decent who ate some really weird-looking spaghetti and are currently dealing with the worst tummyaches you could possibly imagine. Why else would these so called "hoarders of the Jamba Juice" vent their frustration out on you? They're jealous of the fact that you are supposedly smart enough to not eat strange food and receive really bad stomach cramps.
So what does the amazingly intelligent Chris Redfield and his sidekick, the not-so-impressive Sheva Alomar, do to combat these envious village people? Why they shoot them , of course! I mean, why wouldn't they?
Resident Evil 5 is a game. It has guns. You can shoot things with said guns. Y'know, like Africans. It also has bad people. These people are apparently not Africans. I know. Shocker. You shoot these people. You kill them in the most realistic ways imaginable, because this is Resident Evil 5 we're talking about here! What? Do you think that there's gonna be a big fight in a volcano where one of our protagonists punches a boulder and wins? Pssshhh. There's no way something as stupid as that would happen, right? RIGHT!?
I would like to point out that while some may consider Resident Evil 5 racist to some degree, we here at WhimsyShrimp do not condone racism. We tell jokes like what you may see in these videos for the fun of it. We do not tell them with malicious intent, whatsoever. We hope you understand, and if you don't, then our humor is likely not suited to you and it would be to your benefit to leave.
If you would like to see more videos, please like and subscribe. I mean, if you wanna watch more, then chances are you already did that. Wanna do something extra to help, you, person who has unexpectedly read this far into the description? Well, you could share it with your friends/family/whatever. That would really help. No, seriously. That shit actually helps.
Music Used In Video:
Lovely Village - Lovely Planet OST
Lovely City - Lovely Planet OST
Art Table Shuffle - The Mean Greens - Plastic Warfare OST
Indiana Jones Theme - Indiana Jones
What's Up People!? - Maximum the Hormone
She's whatever you want him to be.
I guess I'm supposed to talk a lot about the game here, because that apparently helps with the video's SEO. So, here we go.
Resident Evil 5 is a game. It is a game where you shoot things. Those things are usually people of African decent who ate some really weird-looking spaghetti and are currently dealing with the worst tummyaches you could possibly imagine. Why else would these so called "hoarders of the Jamba Juice" vent their frustration out on you? They're jealous of the fact that you are supposedly smart enough to not eat strange food and receive really bad stomach cramps.
So what does the amazingly intelligent Chris Redfield and his sidekick, the not-so-impressive Sheva Alomar, do to combat these envious village people? Why they shoot them , of course! I mean, why wouldn't they?
Resident Evil 5 is a game. It has guns. You can shoot things with said guns. Y'know, like Africans. It also has bad people. These people are apparently not Africans. I know. Shocker. You shoot these people. You kill them in the most realistic ways imaginable, because this is Resident Evil 5 we're talking about here! What? Do you think that there's gonna be a big fight in a volcano where one of our protagonists punches a boulder and wins? Pssshhh. There's no way something as stupid as that would happen, right? RIGHT!?
I would like to point out that while some may consider Resident Evil 5 racist to some degree, we here at WhimsyShrimp do not condone racism. We tell jokes like what you may see in these videos for the fun of it. We do not tell them with malicious intent, whatsoever. We hope you understand, and if you don't, then our humor is likely not suited to you and it would be to your benefit to leave.
If you would like to see more videos, please like and subscribe. I mean, if you wanna watch more, then chances are you already did that. Wanna do something extra to help, you, person who has unexpectedly read this far into the description? Well, you could share it with your friends/family/whatever. That would really help. No, seriously. That shit actually helps.
Music Used In Video:
Lovely Village - Lovely Planet OST
Lovely City - Lovely Planet OST
Art Table Shuffle - The Mean Greens - Plastic Warfare OST
Indiana Jones Theme - Indiana Jones
What's Up People!? - Maximum the Hormone
