Uploaded January 2013 | Updated September 2026, 2 minutes ago
Description? should be self explanatory. (lyrics down there)
MP3 here mediafire.com/?phaedp1oasrpac5
original song by Lemon Demon here youtube.com/watch?v=4WgT9gy4zQA
LYRICS
Queen Chrysalis was morphing around
Canterlot City like a big playground
When suddenly Luna came with a spell
And hit Chrysalis with a royal yell
Chrysalis got mad at the royalty
But was hit by a cake thrown by Pinkie
And she hit her again with another yummy treat
Then Rainbow Dash came in to compete
And she sonic rainboomed at Pinkamena Pie
But they both got deafened by Luna's cry
But before she was able to double the fun
Princess Celestia came out of the sun
And she went to fall back on her original plan
And tried to get Luna with a ten year ban
But she just couldn't do it, so she let her go
And then Twilight Sparkle came into the show
This is the ultimate hoedown of ultimate harmony
Colts, fillies, and mares and stallions,
all join in the killing spree
and only one will survive and be crowned the best pony
This is the ultimate hoedown of ultimate harmony
Chrysalis shot a laser at Twilight's face
Like when Celestia shot Luna into space
And Pinkie Pie suddenly pulled out a bomb
But Rarity scarily crushed her with Tom
And Luna got shocked by the violence and gore
When Princess Celestia came back with a saw
But something flew by and knocked her down flat
Applejack had took her out with her hat
Then she saw Chrysalis changing form to a bear
So she reached for an apple but it just wasn't there
Cause Luna stole it and she threw it with scorn
But Rarity deflected it with her horn
And she flew in the air with her butterfly wings
While Princess Celestia tried the same thing
Onto Twilight Sparkle but they both got a scare
From the awesome power of the Fluttershy stare
This is the ultimate hoedown of ultimate harmony
Colts, fillies, and mares and stallions,
all join in the killing spree
and only one will survive and be crowned the best pony
This is the ultimate hoedown
Ponies all cried at the day's gruesome match
When out of the fandom came Vinyl Scratch
Who delivered a noise which could deafen ears
Into the cheeks of Applejack's rear
Who went into craze, like some weird cartoon
As Luna changed back into Nightmare Moon
But Scratch wasn't falling for her deceits
And she destroyed Nightmare Moon with her wicked beats
Then Diamond Tiara and Scootaloo
And from the books of the same name Daring Do
And miss Cheerilee, Spike and Mr. Breezy
All the flower ponies, Daisy, Rose and Lily
Octavia and Iron Will, Discord and Sweetie Belle
Silver Spoon, Applebloom, every single Mare Do Well
Zecora, Big Mac, the Flim Flam brothers
Spitfire, Sapphire Shores and all the others
All came from the Everfree by surprise
And the poked Vinyl Scratch in her stupid eyes
It was the scariest battle for those who were there
But the rest of the ponies didn't really care
Chaos ensued for a thousand years
But only one remains when all the smoke clears
The victor was decided, they could do nothing
Against Derpy Hooves with a bloodstained muffin
This is the ultimate hoedown of ultimate harmony
Colts, fillies, and mares and stallions,
all join in the killing spree
and only one will survive and be crowned the best pony
This is the ultimate hoedown
This is the ultimate hoedown
This is the ultimate hoedown of ultimate harmony
Description? should be self explanatory. (lyrics down there)
MP3 here mediafire.com/?phaedp1oasrpac5
original song by Lemon Demon here youtube.com/watch?v=4WgT9gy4zQA
LYRICS
Queen Chrysalis was morphing around
Canterlot City like a big playground
When suddenly Luna came with a spell
And hit Chrysalis with a royal yell
Chrysalis got mad at the royalty
But was hit by a cake thrown by Pinkie
And she hit her again with another yummy treat
Then Rainbow Dash came in to compete
And she sonic rainboomed at Pinkamena Pie
But they both got deafened by Luna's cry
But before she was able to double the fun
Princess Celestia came out of the sun
And she went to fall back on her original plan
And tried to get Luna with a ten year ban
But she just couldn't do it, so she let her go
And then Twilight Sparkle came into the show
This is the ultimate hoedown of ultimate harmony
Colts, fillies, and mares and stallions,
all join in the killing spree
and only one will survive and be crowned the best pony
This is the ultimate hoedown of ultimate harmony
Chrysalis shot a laser at Twilight's face
Like when Celestia shot Luna into space
And Pinkie Pie suddenly pulled out a bomb
But Rarity scarily crushed her with Tom
And Luna got shocked by the violence and gore
When Princess Celestia came back with a saw
But something flew by and knocked her down flat
Applejack had took her out with her hat
Then she saw Chrysalis changing form to a bear
So she reached for an apple but it just wasn't there
Cause Luna stole it and she threw it with scorn
But Rarity deflected it with her horn
And she flew in the air with her butterfly wings
While Princess Celestia tried the same thing
Onto Twilight Sparkle but they both got a scare
From the awesome power of the Fluttershy stare
This is the ultimate hoedown of ultimate harmony
Colts, fillies, and mares and stallions,
all join in the killing spree
and only one will survive and be crowned the best pony
This is the ultimate hoedown
Ponies all cried at the day's gruesome match
When out of the fandom came Vinyl Scratch
Who delivered a noise which could deafen ears
Into the cheeks of Applejack's rear
Who went into craze, like some weird cartoon
As Luna changed back into Nightmare Moon
But Scratch wasn't falling for her deceits
And she destroyed Nightmare Moon with her wicked beats
Then Diamond Tiara and Scootaloo
And from the books of the same name Daring Do
And miss Cheerilee, Spike and Mr. Breezy
All the flower ponies, Daisy, Rose and Lily
Octavia and Iron Will, Discord and Sweetie Belle
Silver Spoon, Applebloom, every single Mare Do Well
Zecora, Big Mac, the Flim Flam brothers
Spitfire, Sapphire Shores and all the others
All came from the Everfree by surprise
And the poked Vinyl Scratch in her stupid eyes
It was the scariest battle for those who were there
But the rest of the ponies didn't really care
Chaos ensued for a thousand years
But only one remains when all the smoke clears
The victor was decided, they could do nothing
Against Derpy Hooves with a bloodstained muffin
This is the ultimate hoedown of ultimate harmony
Colts, fillies, and mares and stallions,
all join in the killing spree
and only one will survive and be crowned the best pony
This is the ultimate hoedown
This is the ultimate hoedown
This is the ultimate hoedown of ultimate harmony
