Uploaded June 2013 | Updated September 2026, 1 hour ago

---

a rewritten work of Monty Python's Philosopher's Drinking Song youtube.com/watch?v=xQycQ8DABvc

mp3 download here mediafire.com/listen/t3md4vh8cwu5w7m/pony_drinking_song.mp3

Celestia is best princess, Luna is still cool, but Celestia is better.

LYRICS

Princess Cadence would spare no expense
She took only the finest liquor
Caramel, Caramel was a boozer as well
He was always trying to get drunk quicker
Iron Will could take more swill
Than Spitfire and Cloud Kicker
And poor Soarin had a thing for gin
Convinced it was good for his ticker

And Snips and Snails had epic tales
Of drinking all the year
Celestia you know was addicted to her beer

Old Discord was a drinking lord
Took nothing else but lager until he got floored
There was a myth that Granny Smith
Could down a full keg of pure absinth
Babs Seed, Babs Seed had a thing for mead
Berry Punch would take whatever
And Nightmare Moon was a drunken loon
"The drink shall last forever"

Celestia herself was a drinker you should fear
The royal princess pony was a bugger for the beer