Uploaded December 2024 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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[Verse 1]
Spiiiino, with the pelican face
Holotype burned
We’ll go digging in a new place
In Egypt Spino, we’ll try to replace
Embargoed sword bird
Can you think of a dino as pure as

[Verse 2]
My spino, look at my spino
Boy don’t change my spino
Why would you do that?
My kaiju fence-breaking spino
But I see those little legs, what is that?
What the heck man, who shrunk my spino?
Can he even swim, I don’t know
Does anybody have a brand new paper?
Bro just don’t bother
It’s outdated

[Verse 3]
2014 when Nat Geo came out (on my birthday)
Ibrahim said “What you whinin’ about?”
I said, “You’ve got a doctorate,
you know why I whine
This reptile predator has a serious lack of apex”
Little-legged spino don’t got aura
Gotta go Super Saiyan when he’s older
Ibrahim told me just look to the future
Fear not! And don’t be concerned
Don’t be concerned
about the little-legged Spino
At the theropod preschool
He gonna roll up with his little sneakers
Little baby Spino knowing that he’s just so cool
Your little Spino gonna eat some shrimp
Freshwater river system with a whole ton of shrimp
Carcharodontosaurus gonna try to steal some
But your Spino’s tough now,
In between classes he started a pastry business
Wins kid of the year and sells Carch some donuts

[Verse 4]
My spino, look at my spino
I’m so proud, talkin’
Talkin’ bout Spino!
My spino, look at my spino,
He’s perfect, and you are too
Spiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinoooooooooo

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